This much meme magic. He's literally going to have his entire policy docket complete in the first year with 7 years left over. Wonder what he'll do to put the icing on top and really make us understand what under budget and ahead of schedule is like.
I don't even believe it will matter if the House or Senate are Republican Controlled. He will be able to meme his policies through regardless. Congress are fucking chumps compared to this.
Anthony Bell
MAKE VINTAGE WAIFUS GREAT AGAIN
Angel Long
OF COURSE
Easton Martinez
AWOOOO
Jason James
weiners
Ayden Ortiz
AWOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT
Henry Brooks
The next thread should be: Getting caught was part of the plan edition
Jordan Hernandez
There's no real facts that can be corroborated in this whole story one way or the other. There's no real facts or evidence. Just speculation, speculation, speculation, and theories. It's a real mystery that will never be answered. That makes it perfect media bait.
Josiah Myers
DONALD JOHN BARRON TRUMP
Connor Reed
HOLY SHIT TRUMP IS A GOD
Bentley Flores
I don't even care if Donald Trump and John Miller are the same person at this point. He played the media hard with this one. Holy fuck, I can't stop smiling about this.
Isaac Kelly
OC >OC OC
Gavin Lopez
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Ian Campbell
M A D M A N
somewhere right now scott adams is ejaculating
Brandon Price
THE BOY SAID MY NAMES DONNY AND IT MIGHT BE A SIN BUT ILL TAKE YOUR BET YOUR GONNA REGRET COS IM THE BEST THERES EVER BEEN
Evan Parker
Where were you when you realized Trump is a real-life Mentat?
>And the other alter-ego was John Barron, Barron being the name of his youngest son
>Madman
>I should also point out that these tapes are from years before Barron was even born
>So Barron is essentially named after one of Trump's media trolling personas One of Trump's security consultants had a son who created a viral ebay auction in the mid 2000s... the subject of which was named "Baron" and the son was named "Aaron"
It is entirely possible that Trump and his bannermen have been function testing advanced memetic tactics for fucking decades, down to the names of their children.
There is one way it could point to Trump not being a genius: Trump had the tapes himself and it was either stolen by some WaPo thief or leaked by a rogue Trump insider who is secretly working against him.
Sebastian Richardson
Trump outjews the media and gets more free publicity!
Robert Baker
I wish I could troll the media like this.
Christian Miller
Anybody watching Hannity tonight?
Brody Richardson
Repeating from last thread:
THE SOURCE CAN BE: >TRUMP >CINDY ADAMS >SOME GUY >MARLA MAPLES
>The Post obtained the recording from a source who asked to be identified only as a person with whom Carswell shared the microcassette of the call shortly after the interview. archive.is/RHBZe
>Is it possible to be sure? Probably not. But the reporter had taped the phone call and played the tape for people who know Trump. Said columnist Cindy Adams: "There is no John Miller. That's Donald." Said a former close associate who also ID'd the voice: "Is he whacked out, or what?" Astoundingly, and sadly, the most telling response came from Marla Maples herself. archive.is/QylBi
Ian Cox
The article someone brought up that infers Marla leaked the tape is a different story than what Carswell said on FOX. She literally said Donald was the only other person that could've had the tape. Both versions seem equally plausible at this point.
Isaac Johnson
Reminder.
We just got a peek behind the curtain and the machinery is more complex than ever imagined
I believe Trump leaked this and made it so obvious that he leaked it so that the truth would be uncovered within the day, making everybody who reported on it all day look foolish.
They got trolled and they know it. Their "suspicions" that Trump manipulates the media cycle are now proven true - SORT OF. Just because Trump might be only other person with a copy of the tape still doesn't mean he linked it. Other copies could have existed somewhere, somehow, so Trump can keep saying "It wasn't me and this is a ridiculous non-story"
But we ALL know. He trolled them and they fell for it. News agencies are now thinking: >When else has he done this? >When will he do it again?
This is going to cause them to walk on fucking eggshells while covering Trump, which means any future story that even slightly reeks of tabloid garbage (or even anything from WashPo) will be treated with skepticism and likely not reported
This is scandal teflon, and to his supporters it just looks hilarious and confirms that he's the only guy we want negotiating for the USA
It also had the added benefit of steering coverage way from his tax returns and the "butler" story
ALSO because they've now gone after him for something from 25 years ago, it's legitimized that him going after Hillary for things from 25 years ago is also on the table
I learned that none of us are at his level. We are but assistants to his success. We know not what Donald can do. His power is above our own. He is on a much much higher level. He's playing the entire world like its a game. He's 10 steps ahead of everyone. No one can Stump him.
We are not worthy to meme for him, but God will we continue to do so.
I can't wait for the next 8 years
Kayden Young
I'm looking forward to how "conservative" pundits run with this tomorrow.
Lucas Lee
this little bit of meme magic happened to me outside of the general so i thought i'd share it in here
Anthony Jones
You're a big daughter.
Jaxson Brooks
Kek has heard your prayer.
Benjamin Jackson
>It's a everyone is screaming at each other episode
Asher Brooks
that viet cong shit is some insensitive cultural appropriation. they should be ashamed.
nah cool posters user spiritualized is the shit
Sebastian James
>swans and the microphones nice
Luke Richardson
Certainly. Or Trump could just be telling the truth, too, it's just some other big-talkin swarmy yoh-kah that he hired. even though he impersonated as a PR agent too some other times.
No way to prove literally anything in this story, though. media will spin its wheels on this and get bored with it.
Brayden Barnes
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Jace Jones
does anyone have the recent CNN interview with Katrina P?
They bring up the 1991 tapes of Donald, she uses it to bring up the Child Rapist tapes.
William Morales
SCOTT STOP FUCKING AROUND AND MAKE THE DILBERT MOVIE HAPPEN.
Nathaniel Brooks
I'm not Scott, but that's a seriously flattering comparison thank you user
Jeremiah Brown
...
Caleb Jenkins
I like the eva figures
Nathan Watson
Hi
Hunter Turner
This will be the best 25th birthday present ever.
Justin Flores
They're changing their fucking name because of it too, which is such colossal bullshit. Jokes on them though since I have that shit immortalized behind glass
Jonathan Lee
>Swans Nothing to forgive.
Aaron Long
How the fuck do you have state flags
Austin Roberts
I think the funniest part about this whole day was that Trump just had the media waste thousands of dollars and assets on audio experts and shit
When it was all just a fucking ruse.
There's no TV series/movie/anime/story that could compete with this fucking election, none.
There aren't twists as good as this in fucking fabricated worlds.
Jonathan Flores
Holy shit it IS scott's style
SCOTT IS JOHN MILLER
Jayden Allen
>post yfw "John Miller" spends every Sunday in the oval office prank calling other world leaders
Zachary Evans
We love our awoo posters
Elijah James
Absolutely comfy.
Hunter Kelly
This thing reminds me of the park scene in The Mask.
>There aren't twists as good as this in fucking fabricated worlds.
This, seriously it's neverending I'm ascending
Christopher Carter
>Sup Forumsacks like swans hmm
Sebastian Harris
Nice dual setup.
Aiden Adams
Which one you talkin about
James Williams
pray to lord kek for insight
Thomas Barnes
Sup Forums taste. Please say no Kanye.
Caleb Phillips
So office space 2?
Asher Brown
it's like some Derren Brown or Silence of the Lambs tier shit but in real life
Trump is the fucking guy from Saw at the end as he slams the door shut with the WaPo grabbing their leg chains and screaming
Michael Gray
what a lovable scamp
I wish we were friends as kids
I bet he got into all kinds of hi-jinks
Asher Jackson
It's truly great.
Nolan Roberts
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Tyler Bailey
AW JEEZ, I JUST ATE IN THE BRONX
Brandon Collins
He's not making a dilbert movie, but he did get a deal with a big CGI movie studio for another idea of his.
Colton Rivera
really makes you think......
Evan Lopez
>Trump is a baneposter
Further proof that Baneposting is the best meme
Robert Reed
>999
Julian Robinson
"So you're thinking; You're thinking, "Did he leak it on purpose? Where there other copies? Is this just a deflection? Is he just generating a news story out of nothing to get coverage? How many times has he tricked us before? Did he trick us? Is this a story? Is this all a part of his plan?" Well... is it?" [NIMBLE] [NIMBLE] [NIMBLE] [NIMBLE]
Isaac Martin
I don't like hiphop
Ethan Russell
I like that owl
Adam Cox
>Carrier and Ford get called by John Miller if they move their plants to Mexico
Dominic Robinson
OH GEEZ MAN THIS IS NUTS
Lucas Perez
Never heard the expression Reality is stranger than fiction?
Jeremiah James
If John Miller was Trump then doesn't Katrina have to eat crow?
She really defended him against Wolf Blitzer today
Charles Peterson
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Nathaniel Miller
Easy there greatest ally, we're not all 2 dimensional shitposters here.
Leo Robinson
I'm probably late on this, but wasn't it a week ago when Donald posted the taco bowl picture with a photo of Marla Maples in a swimsuit under a stack of papers? Has this guy been leaving clues to his next move all along?
Elijah Rogers
HOLY SHIT
trump just totally proved that Washington post doesn't verifie there sources,he proved how desperate they are for a story
their word is MUD now,any story they put out will be looked at sideways
fucking mad man
Joshua Davis
I'd die for this man.
That Megyn Kelly segment is just beyond my comprehension. I can't stop laughing about it. The media got played, and hard. I thought Trump vs. Jeb would be the highlight of this election cycle. I was totally wrong.