Thoughts and theories on robbing a weed shop

Thoughts and theories on robbing a weed shop

They'll smell it from a mile away, don't risk it.

Just grow your own weed..

Explain yourself

this is far more lucrative

Not fast enough profit

Delievery places have no store front meaning no security renting out some form of office space in a stripmall of some sort. How is this not a good idea?

>weed
>smell of weed
>robbing all that weed
>more weed, more smell, simple math
>police dogs
>????
>profit!

In my area, dispensaries have a security door
between the public entrance and the shop.
You have to check in, show ID, before they buzz
the door open.

Frankly you're closer to the money in a bank.

Is it even worth the risk? Years of jail time for some pot that will eventually go bad if you don't smoke the massive amount of it, and some money you could've made drug-dealing yourself.

thoughts and theories:
sad pos

Dispensaries yes. Delivery services? No

Sell it stupid

this is why we can't have nice things grow your own and get a job you faggot

You must be mad

OP is a bitch
meanwhile ITT:
idiots who don't know that MMJ is a cash business

Ill just take your stuff then. At least im robbing companies and not people your worthless cuck

you must be sad
pos

Those places usually have an armed cop in there. And if not they are sometimes strapped. I worked as a budtender a few months ago. Mostly trimming leaves off the buds to make them look nice. A cop came in from 12-5 every day and our manager was strapped and we had to do drills that told us what to do in case of a robbery. At the one I worked at there would only be one person in the lobby area and we had be inside a yellow tape box in the ground because it made us stay close to the door to the back room. Bullet proof steel door. And a switch that locks the door leading to the lobby area so the robber is locked inside until police arive.

You are a cuck but at least i know weed is money

>companies and not people
through the eyes of a child
kys

Cause I'm sure there aren't uc's in and out of those places all the time just waiting for someone to slip just slightly outside the legal parameters.

gonna laugh while you're being beat to death by some fat security guard

Set part of the building on fire let the fire be your distractions

Don't be a pussy, skip the marijuana and go straight to making meth.

Dispensary's yes. Delivery services where no one goes to the store cause the weed is brought to them do not have security guards

Im sorry would you rather me rape your family and steal their shit or do you want me to hit a store where insurance covers lost product? You are all worthless business men

Legal store or medicinal shop?

you're too dumb to steal the money- you'll steal the weed thinking "muh prophets"
kys

Make goddamn sure that the door doesnt close and lock behind you because they will trap you in the store.

Thank you at least someone gets the idea

>OP is nigger confirmed

misdirection only confuses you, user
stay at your level
i'd rather rape you and your family thanks

Im in cali nothing is legit legal at this point right now. Its all medical but im talking a delivery service not a store front. Low security minus the people working there

As long as youve got a a way to sell the pot after... but you still wont get much. Any $ are going to be on a time delay safe.

Consider casing the place and learning when/if they do a cash deposit to the bank and steal that.

You realize that delivery services aren't going to have more than a few ounces on them, right? And you need to fax them your dispensation before they meet with you.

Thats cool too bad ill fuck you right in the mouth hole you faggot

you'll be lucky to walk away

Make sure you hold up a gas station afterwards to get munchies

The value of whatever you steal is going to be shit. Your going to rob someone for $300 in resale value?

first you'll have to pull that fat security guards dick out of your ass
kill yourself, nignog pincushion

I would go for the money but i agree with you and the safe thing. I want an easy in and out i have people i can get rid of weed too thats no issue. I am trying to be clean and fast. My ex wprks at a place like this and all it is is just an office with the windows blinded out. No ones supposed to know thats where they store weed to deliever to patients

How many people work there? How is the shop physically arranged, e.g. how big, distance to the counter, viewable from street or hidden, etc

This one place has 5 different companies under one big umbrella company. They sell quarter pounds and more daily.

be sure to post from the prison hospital faggot

he's talking about robbing the office they operate from

kek you just fucked yourself
good luck

Maybe 7 to 10 but the most of them are drivers who are out of the shop all day long unless they are refilling on weed orders. I was thinking of an afterhours break in type thing quick smash and grab but only weed products

Yes for fuck sakes someone finally fucking listened

My family could use some rape in their lives, feel free to stop by any time and i will make my wife cook you dinner after you rape her, my sons, and my daughter and steal their goddamn ps4 because pc's are vastly superior.

I already have a pc and ps4. Ill come for dinner and your asshole instead

How do you know its low security?

OP is still a nigger confirmed

My asshole is gaping and fully lubed, eagerly awaiting full penetration from a superior cock

it won't now
>5 companies
revealed

Collectives, not companies. So your ex worked there, do any of the people in there know you? Did you get detailed instructions on the interior? Do you have a plans to control the employees while you deal with everything in the back? Do you know how to bypass every security door?

In Washington, it was required that all dispensaries have security doors that had hold open buttons to unlock them. The personnel sit behind bullet proof glass and there must be two doors in sequence with different locks at the back for employee use. I expect California to be similar, but understand the severity of what you're going against.

My ex works there and she hasnt said anything about any kind of security other than i need to text someone inside to open the door for me.

wow OP I'm in Cali too and my whole career is finding people like you.

I make 5k every time I do it. Up to the client whether you get turned in to the cops or handled privately.

Hopefully I'll see you soon!

you're better off robbing someone for weed off craigslist.

itt: confusing a confused nigger

Would you like me to wear my twink outfit or do you prefer lederhosen?

Yes forever the white man will keep you down you porch monkey

Your ex is going to recognize you and tell the police

panis

holy shit, what a piece of shit gun.

They're armed. You're going to die.

Care to explain to other anons?

The plan is to either do a smash and grab at night when no one is there or i walk in with a few people and hold the place up then leave immediately after getting most of the weed and wax. Since the place is not an actual stpre front and no customers or anyone for that facept are supposed to know where this building is. I know where it is due to being invited over to go get lunch with my ex and stuff

Is thats the case then sir i say we shall have a good game of cat and mouse. I wish you luck sir.

Nigga wut?

Chances are very high you will get shot. At best you'll get a few thousand in cash and weed.

Then you'd be a suspect

Shes getting paid out on this

REINFORCED SECURITY DOORS AND BULLET PROOF GLASS. You need to have a plan to bypass those fast because police will come.

Guns get worn when you actually use them, apparently.

So the dispatchers and the couriers know where it is. Chances are they will tell some of their friends, e.g. thats how you found out, via your ex who works there.

The owners must know this and assume that someone's friend will get smart (or some couriers might collude) and try to raid the place. So high chance someone in there is gonna be armed. Just because your ex doesn't notice any security doesn't mean there isn't any, she could just be dumb.

Maybe they aren't so secure when the place is closed, but it might be open and running 24/7, since it is weed delivery.

>Nigga
your mom isn't here
but by all means
hatch your plan
find out

Thats all i want is the weed or the money. There is no armed guards or armed anyone. The property owner doesnt even know this place is selling weed to begin with.

so my bff works distribution at a dispensary and they hired this new janitor kid

they have stringent security and everyone is checked going in and out

this kid dumps 15 lbs in the trash can in the bathroom, that he lifted out of view of the camera, and when his shift is over he goes and takes a shit and walks out with $20k of their finest cheba

there is no proof that he did anything (or so my bff has decided upon seeing the footage}
he just never showed up for work

Again its not a store front you fucking retard. Theres not patients to put a door or bullet proof glass between

I wasn't commenting on the wear. I can't even tell that it's worn because of the retarded filter. I was pointing out that the stupid modifications are fucking gay.

You think there would be a weed delivery without any measure or form of security? Good luck kiddo.

>they have stringent security
>walks out with 15lb of weed

Well, I'm done trying to help. Do something hilarious when the police catch you so we can laugh at you forever.

Ive never heard anything about guns guards or even the owners being there consistantly since the own a seporate store front like the ones with guards and shit like that in another city. It should be a walk in or break the window go in grab all the weed that is left in general areas since they have not organized the shop. Like weed is just out and about in these rooms in this little office

I'm not OP lol

Yea ummm you should get familar with the laws surrounding medical marijuana in your state because it will have the basics of the minimum security systems also just because your ex works there doesnt mean she knows all the ins and outs of their security system. Be smart but honestly stealing from a weed shop is such a low reward i wouldnt risk it

checked

do you smok? or just round up baddies?

I've worked in the CA mmj industry as a consultant, risk mitigation specialist, etc for 7 years since I got out of the Army. I investigate and track armed robbers, thieves, etc. Shops appreciate discretion so they don't typically go to the police unless someone at the shop gets injured during the robbery.

I also offer training services for owners and often times their employees, at least 75% of shops with no visible security have guns within easy reach, regardless of legality. For the people too dumb to hire good security or have redundancy they end up hiring me to find whoever eventually hits their place. More efficient than the police, usually they have a high case load and will quit after a week or two without any leads. Once my retainer is spent I just ask the client whether they want me to continue. If they keep spending it's usually a matter of time. Criminals are pretty universally stupid, there is always a mistake.

An alarm system at most. No one is supposed to know where this place is. Also theve never had a break in or im sure security wouldn't be so shotty.

No question they have a security system and security cameras though, once you break open a window or bust a door open you'll have maybe 5 minutes til cops arrive.

You're going to get caught, I don't think it's worth it. You'll probably do a couple years in prison at least.

If you do it, DO NOT bring a gun with you. That will add to your charges.

he was the janitor
no one checks every trash can they push around, at all times

I don't have any modifications to my carry gun that SFOD-D doesn't or hasn't in the past. Try again.

Cameras?

I don't smoke because of the potential for a civil attorney to say I shot a subject due to being under the influence.

Weed is hot right now and ill look into the lay out and floor plan more but if all i have to do is beat a 8 minute timer on the police around here that will be easy

Lol fucking army fag. Semper fi bitch

If i do it at night no gun needed if i do it in the day time id have to hold up a few employees

8 minutes is the average. Half the time they will be faster than that.

I hope you get away from the police. I'm sure when the shop owner is taking a sledge to your legs you'll regret your decisions.

POG pls go