>you go to your kitchen
>a total stranger is doing pic related
What do?
>you go to your kitchen
>a total stranger is doing pic related
What do?
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Wake up from my dream because my dogs would have torn any stranger trying to get into my house apart.
nothing
>He silently killed your dogs
What do?
Throw him in my garage. Force his degenerate fat ass to lose weight then set him free. Fk fatties
Would never happen and so not worthy of consideration. Might as well as say he can fly and can run a four minute mile.
He used a steak soaked in anti freeze.
They infact died. What do?
Bullshit the fat fuck would have ate the steaks.
Preheat oven to 350
>WTF
Watches at 0 $?
dis
Eat his ass
Are those seasonings?
>What do?
Glock time is what I do, mate.
*25 year old obese man and his owner killed by Shitposter-chan because of "private property infringement"*
*Flash news, Fat hate raises*
Turn 360 and walk away
And watch people loose their shit saying you'd be still facing the land whale
Put him in the oven duh
Then call the cops and say there's a man cooking himself in my oven.
They will believe if you clean the evidence(s)
Because you can claim him as mentally ill+burglar
>three hundred and sixty degrees
BUT YOUD STILL BE FACING HIM RETARD
Clean what evidence? It's my oven. I just need to put his finger prints on it too
You must be new here
>Being this new.
Two steps
Turn 360
and
Walk away
you just got newfagged, newfag
Beat him with a weed whacker until he leaves
Wonder how this fat fuck got onto my table in the first place
punch myself in the face and leave
Id be more surprised that the tables not collapsed
Let him play with my pet fish
what did the anti free taste like?
quit with your shitty watches with over priced shipping
Put him in the oven
grab the ketchup and make him suck it like my dick
eat him