You go to your kitchen

>you go to your kitchen
>a total stranger is doing pic related

What do?

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Wake up from my dream because my dogs would have torn any stranger trying to get into my house apart.

nothing

>He silently killed your dogs
What do?

Throw him in my garage. Force his degenerate fat ass to lose weight then set him free. Fk fatties

Would never happen and so not worthy of consideration. Might as well as say he can fly and can run a four minute mile.

He used a steak soaked in anti freeze.

They infact died. What do?

Bullshit the fat fuck would have ate the steaks.

Preheat oven to 350

>WTF

Watches at 0 $?

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Eat his ass

Are those seasonings?

>What do?
Glock time is what I do, mate.

*25 year old obese man and his owner killed by Shitposter-chan because of "private property infringement"*
*Flash news, Fat hate raises*

Turn 360 and walk away

And watch people loose their shit saying you'd be still facing the land whale

Put him in the oven duh
Then call the cops and say there's a man cooking himself in my oven.

They will believe if you clean the evidence(s)
Because you can claim him as mentally ill+burglar

>three hundred and sixty degrees
BUT YOUD STILL BE FACING HIM RETARD

Clean what evidence? It's my oven. I just need to put his finger prints on it too

You must be new here

>Being this new.

Two steps

Turn 360
and
Walk away

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you just got newfagged, newfag

Beat him with a weed whacker until he leaves

Wonder how this fat fuck got onto my table in the first place

punch myself in the face and leave

Id be more surprised that the tables not collapsed

Let him play with my pet fish

what did the anti free taste like?

quit with your shitty watches with over priced shipping

Put him in the oven

grab the ketchup and make him suck it like my dick

eat him