What's the best way to die?

What's the best way to die?

being aborted

Naturally

powerbombed through a table by the resurrected corpse of randy savage

This... And only this

Like Chris McCandless. At peace

I second this.

Exactly as he did.

Why would you care ? You're dead.

OP here I agree.

Sad movie for a lot of reasons.

It did make me cry, but I don't think it was a sad movie.

It did make me laugh, but I don't think it was a comedy.

Fuck McCandless. Glorified, stupid school boy.

You do it, then. Pussy.

It was because when I saw it in the past, I had my ex-girlfriend sleeping in my bed and I was sad. But just one look at her stopped my cry and I was felt like a great man. 1 month later she left me for another guy.

>What's the best way to die?

At the age of 90 as you're ejaculating into some hot little slut 1/5 your age

At peace? The guy painfully starved to death over a lengthy period of time at the same time as battling symptoms from eating toxic plants. His final moments would have been horrific

Nah. If you read what he wrote last, he was definitely at peace and accepted it with open arms.

/r/TheyDidTheMath

In your own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of a wine and a girls mouth around your cock

Too hedonistic. Is that all life is for you?

>be stupid, not ready, ignorant about surviving
>glorifid as brave
Darwin award nominee

He just got bad luck. I don't think "doing the mccandless" has to result in death for it to be successful.

>He just got bad luck.
Ion think so, playa.

In an enclosed room throw two portable bbq's into the water, the co will make you drift off into the deepest sleep you could ever dream of. No chance of resuscitation, anybody else who walk into that room is a dead person too btw :(