Currently deployed to Afghanistan and on night shift. Bored, show me stuff to make me laugh. Please...

Currently deployed to Afghanistan and on night shift. Bored, show me stuff to make me laugh. Please. With a cherry on top.

Are you even aloud to use your phone or computer on duty?

Yeah, on duty right now.

have u shot any sand niggers yet ?

Isn't that aginst regulations?

Not really, I work stateside in the Navy and I'm on Sup Forums most of the workday if I'm not doing anything. I feel your pain OP

How many cocks have you sucked?

>Not really
It's either yes or no

Do you know what a colloquialism is? Either way, unless you're working with classified material or are in a PED restricted area it's fine. Obviously as in other jobs, it's frowned upon if you don't do your job it just generally suck.

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The funniest thing was the dick in the raccoon so far. Also, even if it was against regulations to be on my phone or a computer go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit faggot. I'm in Afghanistan, I can do whatever the fuck I want.

I guess it's a good thing it isn't against regs. Just don't watch porn brother.

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Even in Afghanistan you're a worthless piece of shit. Nothing will change that.

Nothing may change but I'm getting paid more than you'll ever get in your lifetime faggot. Lol

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Enjoy military prison

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nice badge

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i should consider never going to asia

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