Kevin Smith Shares Sweet Moment With Daughter Harley Quinn Smith During Interview

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> He named his daughter after a fetish character for comic book nerds

cuck

>named his daughter Harley Quinn

wait what the fuck how did Kevin Smith reproduce?!?

Surprised she's not better-looking from his extremely high E genetics

>being this shortsighted
You fucking fuckless cucks should go fucking fuck eachother.

My cousin named his son first name Bruce middle name Wayne

Nothing wrong with that. Bruce Wayne is a name associated with power and success. Whereas Harley Quinn is a mind broken cock sleeve, which is presumably what Kevin dreams of every time he looks at his daughter.

Your cousin is a retard

>yahoo

lemme change my AIM status while I watch this

Christ he should've aborted that thing

>Harley Quinn Smith

She's not half bad.

She has a potato face. Get some taste ffs

You're just being a cunt because you're aware of how unfair the game is. I get it, but still...

We need to start executing capefags.

No I hate faggots like you who say "hurr derr id still hit it" to any bitch that looks like a foot because you're a desperate loser. It makes all guys look bad.

I said she's not half bad not that she's a perfect 10. You must be one of those neckbeards with impossible standards.

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She looks like Kev

Did they organise a hit on themselves and make their butler his guardian?

Why would he name his daughter after a failed blockbuster movie?

she looks like Jason mewes

Kevin Smith sounds like fucking charlie sheen, that coke habit has cost him his nasal bridge or something, probably has aids.

why do people care about this fat fuck and his horse faced daughter? He hasn't made a good movie since clerks.

Why can't he wear normal clothing ever? He's a fucking adult with grown up children.

What is Dogma? What is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? What is Red State?

Lurk more before posting, and hopefully you'll bring a higher quality of post in the future.

Someone Tl;dr that shit. I ain't watching

A thread that's just a link to a yahoo news story is a really shitty thread.

Apply yourself OP, you've really failed this time.

Why does he still wear gigantic tubular clothing? He's much skinnier now.

Is he hiding massive skin flaps under it?

Dogma made me fall asleep

Jay and Silent Bob Strike back was fucking stupid and almost ruined Clerks for me cause it was so campy and retarded compared to the gritty realness of the first film.

never saw Red State because by then I had given up on fat Smith.

>Literally dropped the "You make me want to be a better man" catchphrase from As Good As It Gets

lol fucking hack

She seems to take care of herself you fag. Are you an uptight straight edge? Stop roleplaying a fucking faggot.

He's doing the "fat guy strains his neck to hide his double chin" face

why would you name your daughter after someone you've masterbated too?

Go away, Kevin. Nobody likes you and your movies suck.

If I was named Conan I'd be sure to lift like a golden god. I'll let you fill in the blanks with "Harley Quinn"

I named my daughter after a high school girlfriend.

A name you like is a name you like.

"Harley" sounds like a lesbian tug boats name...

>I named my daughter after a high school girlfriend.
Whore?

Shit

>comic book nerds
harley quinn is actually from a cartoon

i bet your wife gets double confused yet just as cucked when you shout her name during sex

I'm just going to guess that she resembles her mother

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wasnt his wife hot in his movie? did she age 40 years in ~10 years?

>wasnt his wife hot in his movie?

no, she wasn't, his script just said that she was.

she has to have sex with kevin smith, imagine how awful that would be

I've never gotten the love that Dogma gets, most of the humor is 16 year old fedora tier atheist shit. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is mildly amusing dumb fun but no masterpiece. I haven't seen Red State.

ok she got the cheerleader effect fucking hard by standing next to prime buffyfu and some other sluts

she looks rank but good body

still aged like shit

She was never ever hot, user. Go look up pics of her in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Imagine how you'd look after 20 years of marriage to Kevin Smith

>did she age 40 years in ~10 years?

She actually aged 30 years in 5 years. And that's not a hyperbole. She looked OK in Clerks 2 (which came out in 2006), but turned into a monster around 2011.

It's what happens when botox wears off

True. Imagine peeling off those Jorts to give Kevin Smith's 3 inch penis its daily servicing for 20 years.