I'll do whatever the first post to this thread says as long as it's not illegal in the USA and I can actually do it...

I'll do whatever the first post to this thread says as long as it's not illegal in the USA and I can actually do it with what I have and where I am now.

>no gay stuff

Kill yourself.

Kill yourself

Great minds think Alike

Illegal to kys. I thought this was obvious

Who cares you'll be dead ?

make a smoothie out of your own blood and some bananas, and drink it

Stick a fork in the microwave and put it on popcorn mode, then let em rip.

No bananas.

I could do this but I might ruin my microwave. I don't want to renig on the initial agreement, but do you really want me to destroy my microwave?

Sharpie in pooper and post here with time stamp.

It's not gay if it's with the bros

suicide is the equivalent to rage quitting just because you are losing, sure you don't have to face the loss, but your teammates do.

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Go to walmart and buy a pair of panties to jack off into. I'm not telling you to post a video/picture of you jacking off into them, just post pictures of your adventure and then eventually use them as stated above.

Rolling

Then return them.

I don't want to let the Sup Forumsis down but I have no way to get to a wal mart and do this. Try to think of something a guy can do alone m8s.

Shave your head

Underage without a driver's license detected.

Meant to say Sup Forumsros. Fucking autocorrect

roll

This is a good suggestion but I'm too drunk to go through with it. Idk if you've ever shaved your own head but it takes a long time. Sorry for wimping out on your post

Put your finger in your ass.

Ask nudes to a black girl u know

No gay stuff
I don't associate with niggers

If you were really against gay stuff you wouldn't be on the gayest board of the gayest website on the internet.

Shave a stripe down the center of your head

im just not gonna do it m8. i dont want to look retarded tomorrow

Sup Forums wasnt always this gay

It is now.

Fine, a fat white girl

OP is a faggot and won't do shit.

eat all the icecream in your parents freezer

I'll do whatever as long as it's legal in US....
Won't even shave his fucking head haha

Pour a bunch of food on your head and post pic

or is that too extreme for you too?

So far youve done nothing. Great thread.

Post time stamped picture of your penis.

Eat the food you poured on your head and drink a pint of laxative

Make a sandwich out of the three foods in your house with the closest expiration dates to eachother, no matter what they are.

that no taste good me not do it

but ill have to wash my head is too much efort

Nudes of your sister and mom or gtfo.

yeah fuck this guy he must weigh 500 pounds because literally everything is too much effort for him

Get laid or is that to extreme for you?

Yeah wtf is wrong with op... he's probably a bit of a retard

Show cock then

Staple your dick and timestamp

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>I don't want to let the Sup Forumsis down
oh really?

Post a pic of your bedroom

no that might hurt nothing painful okay guys

If op can't do this .... then he might be the biggest laziest fag of all time

Op here can't post a pic of my bedroom because i'm a faggot.

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post ass

>I'll do whatever the first post says except everything

Stop breathing.

Sorry gays stop breathing when they die, I said no gay stuff

What exactly can you do op? This is the shittest thread I've ever seen.

I think you're all getting played

Of course, that's why we're just insulting OP over and over again.

OP here, any good suggestions yet?

That's the fucking gayest thing ive heard on my like 5-6 years on this website

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Shave pooper hair off, eat it

Then dont create such bread, faggot

Post a picture of you putting a shitlog in your hand and squeezing it.

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Nice thumbnail

Drink bleach

Bleach doesn't taste very nice sorry, I guess nobody has any good suggestions.

Dry your poop, make a ciggie out of it and smoke

Leave Sup Forums forever

Op is a faggot confirmed

Drink Water

Rolling for this because look at my trips

there's only tap water here, ughh fluoride, not really safe to drink

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