be me

> be me
> 18yo ugly NEET, autistic AF
> live in a sub-normie family
> doing nothing of my summer
> notice sister get really close of my brother
> they talk about a lot of stuff, alway together
> they tell me they are going to japan with mom
> wtfimnotinvited.jpeg
> “no sorry user, we thought you wont like it”
> okay
> ff few days later, evening before they leave
> manage to buy and cook a lamb shoulder
> my sister comes in with a fuckton of tortilla chips
> they tell me to leave the kitchen, that they will cook for tonight
> okay
> they are making stuff downstairs, too normie for me to leave my room
> really hungry, not eaten today
> 11pm
> stomach hurts from hunger
> sneak out of my room to et something to eat
> sister tore apart the lamb shoulder and drowned it in mayo to make a fucking topping for her tortilla chips
> do not touch sticker on the tortilla bag
> grab a piece of stale bread, put some topping on it, and eat it like an animal in my room alone
> can already imagine them having fun in japan with my tortilla chips, while I will stay alone for three weeks
> fuck it

Fuck I really don’t know what to do

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whats in your fridge user? I'll help cook for you tonight to forget your loneliness

I have a few veggies left from the Lamb, mainly peppers, onions, carrots and celery. They used all the fucking lamb. There is also few wal-mart sausages (fucking hate them)

fuck them, piss in the tortilla chips, make them sick as they leave

Stop being an anti-social fucking pleb.

im sorry user. family is shit. i hope you feel better soon. you gotta find osmething to do. i choose to do drugs, you can prolly join in if you want

You gotta fucking step out of your boundaries an go be social, that or don't fucking bitch about being an anti-social loner.

Fucking loser.

I've had a similar experience with friends, I understand what you're dealing with.
If I were you I'd try to become as independent as possible, make your own meals, try to get a job and give socialising with new people a go.
It's hard but it will be worth it.

kys retard
japan is not some sort of utopia ir heaven as you all weebs think

yeah prolly. i spent like 500 a month on drugs.

U sound like u would of bitched about going to Japan, u autismo.

I would say put some olive oil in a pan and fry the vegetables. Maybe leave out the carrots though. What kind of sausages are they Italian or breakfast?

Get mad, user.

Fuck your family.

Man the fuck up and move on. Get fucking pissed.

Listen to this hype music, and play some fucking video games for the next week.

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Start doing no fap tonight. Start manning the fuck up. I believe in you even if your family doesn't. Fuck them.

I have spent money on drugs, but I got tired of being a loser myself, so I decided to better myself instead. Get goals in life. Stop being a loser.

>Wants to go to japan=weeb
what the fuck are you saying you nignog

Stop doing drugs. Stop doing degenerate things. Realize your true potential and chase it.

I have spent money on drugs, but I got tired of being a loser myself, so I decided to better myself instead. Get goals in life. Stop being a loser.

move out or kill them

they are precooked chicken sausages. Not going to eat that. I'll try to have some rice with the vegetables.

Why no fap?

Pics or it didn't happen no way this is real

Sounds like a decent meal, eat it and get to bed. Tomorrow is a new day and you can start looking for a job and/or start get ting into a regular gym routine.

>Get fit (look up keto, good idea for a strong male diet)
>stop the drugs, seriously, having a glass of scotch once in a blue moon is fine, and even a cigar or pipe, but get off the addiction shit
>find a job, preferably something that has the possibility of moving up in over the years
>get you own apartment, it might be a shitty studio apartment that is owned by a fucking jew but it is the first step to not being a cuck
>learn a trade, even if you don't work in a trade job, learning one as a hobby is both fun, expands your knowledge, and incase you lose you job, you are already train for another job in another field.
>read books, too many people don't read, even if it's novels it will make you a better person and expand your repertuar
>find a good Christian white girl who's had as few partners as possible


But, if your a minority or especially a nigger you should shoot yourself.

easier to numb my life than live it. i understand that might be stupid to believe but any time i set a goal, attaining it doesnt make my life better. got my diploma, got my ba, still in the same place.

supercook dot com

recipes for the ingredients you have.

too beta to be real sorry

>not knowing how to spell repertoire

God damn savages.

OP Here. I'm not doing drug and never will be it is for degenerates, not losers. Yeah i'll start military in a few weeks. Hope it will turn me into a better man. I'll take a gin and go to bed, then move on in life.

Fuck with the house, in a way that they wont notice, but it will always be bugging them. (move every piece of furniture a foot to the left.)

And Goy i'm no minority i'm proud catholic. Good alternance between rosary and alcohol will make it go through.

Get a life faggot.

End yours fucking nigger

Good.

clearly you need to set up hidden cameras in their rooms while gone, set up hacks on your wireless network, and record them both masturbating. then when you are lonely you can jerk off along side them and pretend you are loved.

I'll do it if you do it.

Man the fuck up. Also 3 weeks with house to yourself is awesome. You can take a shit with the door open and walk around naked for 3 weeks.

>Yeah i'll start military in a few weeks. Hope it will turn me into a better man.

oh god don't do that man. please don't do that. get out while you can. go lead a normal life.

hold the fuck on faggot

> my sister comes in with a fuckton of tortilla chips

> can already imagine them having fun in japan with my tortilla chips, while I will stay alone for three weeks

you never said they were your tortilla chips
>this is fake
>case closed

At least he'd doing something, which is good.

There's only one solution OP: Shoot your entire family and turn the gun on yourself.

Tell them to fuck off and move out

Yeah, I noticed that shit about the tortilla chips, too. Nigger couldn't maintain the lie for 10 lines.

Sounds like you have a couple options here.

1. Enjoy the alone life
2. Get out there and express how you truly feel about the situation (No holding back user)
3. Be more social.

I hate that bullshit too. Not being invited because others feel like you won't enjoy it, like fetish parties, regular parties. That's how my friend is. Pisses me right the fuck off especially since I know I'd enjoy going out.

>be OP
>be so depressing that your family doesn't want you to ruin trip to Japan
>have family that's probably hoping you off yourself when they're away

Rofl

"No Fap" is one of the best ways to weed out degeneracy from your life. Porn is disgusting and touching yourself to other guys fucking beautiful women is turning you into more of a beta.

It's a test of will and it can give you a lot of confidence. I encourage you to look more into it for yourself and seriously consider doing it.

>too normie for me to leave my room
>do not touch sticker on the tortilla bag
wtf is happening,also move out or get a job or some shit if you hate it so much. the fuck you want us to do?

no fap at all? what about without porn? that's some cult/chastity like shit if you never do it.

Fake and gay

Cover their entire house in shit and piss, for bonus points eat nothing but liquids, then move out to a friends, your parents are assholes

>Fuck I really don’t know what to do
Stop being such a worthless pussy; that's all you have to do. Shit a brick your family is going to Japan to get away from you because you're so pathetic and boring. OP confirmed for being Eric Olthwaite as fuck. Top fucking kek.

No. No fapping at all. Porn has a hold over us, they took one of mans basic instincts and turned it into a industry. By nature that is evil.

I went from daily fapping to none. It's been close to a week now and I hope to continue it.

The struggle more rewarding than the 10 seconds of pleasure.

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad.. it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it""
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

Your friend hangs out with you when he has nothing to do.

Then when his other friend have a party he comes up with that cop out because he doesn't want you around him and I friends.

Because if you are cooler than he is, then his friends will like you more.

Tell that faggot to fuck off. You will feel better.