Just turned 18, how do I get a granny to let me fuck? Male btw

Just turned 18, how do I get a granny to let me fuck? Male btw

volunteer at old people's homes

lpsg.com

Craigslist. I banged a 52 year old and 64 year old I met on there. I met a 50 year old on OKCupid, but that was much more hit or miss than Craigslist where you can explicitly state what you want and if they're interested they'll respond accordingly.

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i love that look older women get on their face when they are photographed naked.
It's a cross between, 'fuck me im horny', and this fragile, 'will he still be able to get it up, am i hideously unattractive with my saggy ass and tots and little pot belly..'

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have you tried going to a retirement home and just spending time with them and talking to them? Just because they're old doesn't mean they don't have need. I hear a lot of retirement homes have BJ queens that have crazy dementia and cock hunger.

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Chloroform?

that could get you in trouble, having sex with someone who isn't of sound mind and in possession of all their mental faculties could be construed as rape. Besides, I like them under nursing home age: old enough to be an empty nester, but not enough that they can't remember a god damn thing. Also, as much as I like older women, that old person smell can be overwhelming with the +70 crowd, especially when you're giving them the dick. I know from personal experience.

I know how to do this. My technique takes a little time, but if you're patient, it works!

i wanna fuck my neighbor, what should i do?

bust your dick and spin it around. women go crazy for that sort of thing.

Maybe fuck your neighbor?

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thanks guys, you saved my life

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