Ask the deer

Ask the deer

will i ever get a bf?

DOESN'T MATTER? R U SHITTING ME

Are there going to be any secret threads or story threads tonight?

lmao

r u grill

Will he rise once again?

yea

I'll be ur bf

Will I get a job before this August?

Oshitguyz it's a grill we gotta get the wainers ready.
>mfw.

Is the government going to shut down this autistic site?

Thank you, Magic Deer.

Should i finish the bottle of vodka?

PA, u?

TN show tits

Does she like me?

Will it work?

Will i ever really be happy
Please anyone can anyone tell me how to be happy im tired of being so alone. Im tired of being a reject. Im tired of not being able to move on from her even though we only really dated years ago. Why do i still love her even though she lives in a different state, got a boyfriend that looks just fucking like me but has actual goals in life, and got her own life. Why did she cheat on me so much. Im tired of pushing everyone away. Im tired of hating myself. Im tired of being so fucking obsessed with sex. Im tired of being a lazy bastard that cant do anything right. Im miserable and alone, uncared for and unloved. I just want someone to be there and ill just listen to them talk i dont care i just want somebody. Anybody. Is there anybody out there. Does anyone care. Why doesnt anyone care. Why am i so pathetic, why cant i have normal healthy friendships and relationships. Why am i always so alone. Do you guys ever wish you just completely broke down and spiraled your life out of control with alcohol drugs and prostitutes so atleast you have temporary vices to keep your mind off of how no one cares about you, and you hope that if you destroy yourself enough maybe someone might notice you and attempt to help.

Thank you deer, i hope you are right

Was harambe an inside job

Dear deer, is she the one?

Fuck

Will i succeed?

Should I just say whatever when it comes to life?

will i ever get a gf?

Is Lera the one?

roll

Are you a queefapotamus?

Is OP a fag?

I will roll again

Does it come?

Does my coworker masturbate to the thought of me?

Is she going to tell hr that I finger her when we think nobody is looking?

Will I be productive today?

Will I find love?

will me and my gf last?

Will my dog give birth to puppies?

is op a faggot?

but does he suck dicks?

Does my friend have a gay crush on me?

Will I find a career in music?

Will I ever be happy?

is he going to do it?

the magic 8 ball is a lying cunt huh?

Are you telling me the truth?

Should I die lmao

should i try?

Does ros wanna fuk me?

Will my best friend turn gay for me?

If I actually do it, will she do it too, or chicken out?

will i die a virgin?

Will I die befor the end of the year?

Am I a Normie?

Will Aaron respond?

Will it happen?

Will my waifu become real?

I need to know either way, please.

roll

Is dying that bad?

Is the great happening in September real?

Will it be a good encounter?

normal state of mind soon ?

When crossing roads, should I just run out and hope that nobody is driving at the time?

reroll

Should I just break up?

Good luck, buddy

user confirmed for fucking landwhales

can i have a billion dollars

fucking roolllllll

do i get her vagina

0, reroll

Thank you for caring

Do I lose my virginity in the next 5 years?

Reroll please, I must know. I love this dude and we didn't leave on good turns, please

Is bill clinton a rapist?

You're right, wise deer. I should stop in the middle and check to see if anybody is approaching.

Is this the lowest effort thing on Sup Forums?

Does he love me the same way I love him?

Can I do something to change those odds?

Does he miss me?

IT HAS SPOKEN

Are video games the root of all evil

Does
He
Miss
Me

Im getting skinny, I can't hold food anymore please

I'm sorry, I know I'm erratic but I just... Need him.
Does he hold any love for me?

invest my time on a dead game

does she really like me?

We gonna marry or what

start playing wow

.. Thank you

reroll

start playing tos

should i stop bothering

Should I really cheat on her? Is it worth the risk of losing her?

Does the business strategy I have in mind work out in practice?

Will muslims as a whole get the shit kicked out of them in the near future?

Also PA, Poconos.

Will trump die soon?

I beg to differ

uh oh...

Will I get a job by the end of summer