Ask the deer is shit edition

>Ask the deer is shit edition

Is the gambit I'm running paying off?

is op a faggot?

Will I pass all three levels of the CFA?

Will my life get any better?

will her and i be a couple?

Financially better?

Romantically?

will the shoes fit right?

Mentally?

OP is 100% a faggot

Is 8ball more reliable than deer or eye guy?

Are we going to be together?

Will I ever get laid?

Then wtf will?

Will i pass all my quizzes this day?

Will I end up killing myself?

Will trump get re-elected and MAGA

will i get into a good college

Will Donald J Trump get re-elected and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Shit

does my anxiety will go away soon

Will i turn into a faggot?

Time to die?

did she ever know i loved her?

Will I ever fuck her

Is she keeping me around for sex?

Will I get the job

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Hey Sup Forums. Sob story. Attention whore here. So today I got super pissed and stormed out of my mom's house and went to my dads (divorced when I was a little kid). My step dad is a manipulative bastard who got my mom pregnant on purpose so he could leech off of her for the rest of his life. They got married despite the fact he was a painkiller addicted alcoholic bum, and had another kid. He hid behind Jesus Christ to make himself look like a good guy, and made my mom start going to church with him. My mom magically found the light and now follows my step dad's every belief and doesn't question him. One time when I was only 11, he got caught with porn on his tablet and tried to blame me... And my mom didn't even take that as a hint that he was a piece of shit. But on to today, he has a software on my computer called Qustodio that shuts off my internet access at 12, but it doesn't lock the computer. He said he saw I was on my computer till 3 am and accused me of deleting the software, but I obviously didn't, because the thing told him I was on my computer till 3 am, so it's obviously still on there. He locked my computer and I havent used it at all for 4 days, and I asked why I couldn't have it. He then accused me of deleting the software, and I pointed out that it's obviously there and working right now, so I couldn't have deleted it. This upset me but I wasn't going to freak out about. I talked to my mom maybe an hour later asking her to talk to him because I thought it was obvious I was telling the truth. And then she sided with him. I became absolutely infuriated and threw my inhaler at the wall. I wasn't pissed about my computer, I was mad my own mother is picking an alcoholic pain killer addicted bums word over mine. Now we're here. Advice? Words of kindness? Words of hatred?

was it mutual?

fuck

Does Aaron hold any love for me?

Does she have any romantic feeling for me?

Thank you.
Will he respond to me?

Will I get lucky tonight?

A
Alright. Good night, magic eight ball.

Will all nigger babies burn?

Fuck you

Will she ever have romantic feelings for me

I pretty much knew I wasn't getting laid anyways.

Does Luana wants to date me?

Will she in the future have romantic feelings for me?

Does she still like me?

Does Luana love me?

does df like me?

Will I see her this year?

did i fail my drug test?

Sorry

Should I get a girl friend?

Will i get custody of my daughter back

Will I ever get my Red Wings?

d-does she hate me?

Is she fucking someone behind my back?

did she think i was literally autistic?

Oh fuck

Damn

did she like me?

Roll

round 2

Will I find someone to hook up with before I leave

will i fuck this summer

well sheeeeiiiit

Rolls

should i just give up and kill myself?

Should I just go for it?

does she love me?

will I ask the deer again and get sick dubs?

Do I have a chance with her tonight?

will i ever be happy

Fuck yeah

Will my financial plan work?

roll

should i just die

Kek
An hero with livestream pls

should i post my underage abusive ex's nudes?

You're fucked, bro

Roll

Should i leave Sup Forums forever?

Will I ever date her

Will I date her in the future

Will I get to travel the arctic?

am i gonna bury every single one of them?

Will I visit her?

Is ask the Deer shit?

It has spoken

I kek'd

Will I get dicc tonite

is whitney really an m&m?

Should I fap and eat it?

then will i find my perfect girl to make life worth living again?

Will I fap

Again

fap?

will i ever have a qt sand nig or indian gf?

can i get a confirmation on this?

Does anyone love me?

Will I die of suicide?

Will OP stop being a faggot

roll