Why do the English worship him when he did nothing of note for them?

Why do the English worship him when he did nothing of note for them?

>inb4 muh greece fk

he's quite handsome

...

He can cross really well.

>worship

Cunt gave it all when he played for England.

>being this repressed

>Cunt gave it all when he played for England.
Bollocks he did. He constantly flopped in competition finals.

There's nothing the English press loves more than overhyping a couple of meme players and insisting that those meme players alone can carry the team to glory.

It's a beautiful ploy, because as soon as those overhyped meme players fail to meet the unrealistic expectations placed on their shoulders the press turns on them like a pack of hyenas.

this he was good, though not great, he had a famous wife and he really knew how to market himself

He was a shining example to English people on how to conduct yourself

Yes, remind us how many red cards he received in his career.

Remind us how obsessed with personal glory he was, how selfish he was.

Just like England throughout its history then

What does this even mean, Moor?

He's a shit Lampard

Because I would suck his dick

Rebecca, pls go

Beckham was actually world class in his prime.

Few better midfielders in the world at his best.

His looks and celebrity stardom make people forget that.

Kinda like how people forget Brad Pitt is actually a good actor.

Probably because he belongs to the minority of bongs who can maintain a head full of hair at such old age.

Pitt was atrocitious in that recent Ally propaganda movie.

>Ally propaganda movie
The 40s are over Hans.

As a former fanboy of his, he's an overrated twat and his celebrity status has made normies say he's a legend and we all know what normies are like, claiming someone is the greatest because of a couple of matches in normies tournament like the wc

Good goy

they are influenced but Maradona carrying Argentina. destroying england on the way to the world cup

And the most important: a mouth full of teeth.

The English don't worship him. They burned Beckham shirts and opposition fans chanted how they hope his baby dies when he played for United after the sending off for England.

He is also mocked for missed penalties and generally considered a celebrity first and footballer second. No one, at least from my current age group of 25-30, worships the guy, in my experience.

>41 years old
>balding

How is Beckham old and how is he maintaining a full head of hair, you HIV favela monkey?

Cause sky sports has brainwashed them

>replying to your own post

Lel

>great player
>very good looking
>w w why is he popular???

>when he did nothing of note for them?
What did you struggle with?

He is a poor man's Wilfred Zaha

before he became an airhead, he was actually a good player with potential. he had great long ball accuracy and crosses from the right. he can score free kick goals with high percentage. he burned his football career when he went head to head with Alex Ferguson and Ferguson sold him off to Real Madrid. if he stayed humble at MU he could have been a truly great player.

He became an airhead long before he reached his peak.

And his talent had began to wane before he was shipped off to RM, hence why Ferguson started playing Solskjaer on the right.

In the 90's Beckham and Pele were the only soccer players I had ever heard of. That in itself is impressive. Now because of Sup Forums I have also heard of fat ronaldo.

t. Bald Nigel

*for an Englishman

mad

"Destroying" is an interesting way of saying "brought disrepute upon the game".

How Argies worship that fat cheat is beyond me. His most famous achievement is completely breaking the rules to score a goal.

Michael Owen, Charlton, Lineker and Rooney are the only ones that deserves the English love
you can add Scholes in there too

This is the worst meme in the history of memes. It's like saying all Brazilians are favela monkeys.

Also, don't fucking samefag, Jesus Christ.

All of the post-98 shit was completely forgotten by 2002 after the Greece free kick. You can't count any of that at all in how he's viewed now.

This. He would try to outclass and outperform everyone else by showing up everywhere and kicking the ball hard. When it came to important games this wouldn't work and teams would lose because of him. This is partly why the English NT was underperforming. Everything had to go through "le kicks the ball hard" man

Ever wondered how Ronaldo Raul Zidane and Makelele were underperforming at Real?

Indeed.

He thinks he's bigger than managers because his wife told him how he can market his image for money and fame

See Christian Ronald for extra reading.

thats because most brits are already toothless at 12

Remember the salt and lineker crisps?

Cheese and Owen didn't sell well
Neither did Smoky Beckham

Vardy Salted is pretty good though.

You're a nigger shitskin Moor. No one cares.