The girl I'm in love with works at a Jimmy John's, and I think I've finally found a plan to make her mine.
>I installed a spy program on the computer at her Jimmy John's >I now have all of the schedules of each employee, and access to the info about each delivery order >What kind of sandwich, where it's going, who's delivering it, etc >I have a reasonable sized van >I bought a Jimmy John's uniform, all of the sandwich supplies I need, chips,and packaging for all this shit to make it seem official >Whenever I see an order pop up that will be delivered by my girl I make the sandwich on my own, and rush it to the person who ordered it before the gets there >Every time my girl delivers a sandwich she'll be greeted by a happy customer who already has their food >She won't believe it, it's impossible for something like this to happen >Each successive house already has a sandwich in it >This will continue for several weeks, each day she grows crazier and crazier >One day she'll inevitably start crying on the side of the road once she sees yet another already delivered order >Guess who's waiting there to console her >It's me >Give her a shoulder to cry on, say I'll find what's at the bottom of this mystery >The mysterious sandwiches will stop, and she'll fall in love with me >We will make sweet sandwich love every night >We'll pound like pickles >If she says she's going to leave me, my sandwiches will start coming back >Her mental health will literally be dependent on being in a relationship with me >When this plan is literally foolproof
Or just find something you have in common with her ig
Matthew Davis
Godspeed you glorious bastard. Update us tomorrow on your first day at work.
Eli Brown
That's too much effort mane
John Morales
made me though about nicotine dude, but what happen if she find you during one of your delivery?
Jackson White
I've seen Naruto, and played MGSV. I know how to not get caught.
Luis Jenkins
Godspeed OP. Follow this through for even a day and you're a legend in my book.
Nathan Taylor
I hope this is real life. This is some fucking bad teen movie shit. I love it. Absolute madman.
Michael Ramirez
hard kek thx op
Benjamin King
user has a point. OP have you timed your sandwich making skills? You'll need to make and deliver those delicious sammiches faster than the JJ team.
Julian Phillips
With all the blacked, trap fags, and Sup Forums invasions I forget how fucking great this place can be sometimes.
Carson Ramirez
I'm dying here.
I wish this was real because that's fucking hilarious, but it isn't so I'll just sensibly chuckle to the idea of it.
Tyler Gray
Nice fake story OP
Nathan Gutierrez
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Austin Smith
Going through their past orders over the past two months, I have compiled a list of their ten most common orders. I will have multiple of those pre-made at all times, eliminating the need to make the sandwiches, so I can simply deliver. I will also be able to convince my brother to work in the back of the van as the sandwich maker if needed, so we can make sandwiches and drive at the same time. My windows are extremely tinted, so she will not be able to see me when I am in the van
Michael Brooks
Saving this shit for future ylyl threads
Asher Williams
Do you have a day job? How will you be able to finance this endeavor?
Isaac Gonzalez
MAY YOU THE BEST OF LUCK
Jace Wright
Have some eggs ready to comfort her while she's crying too
Christian Nguyen
thx
Hudson Gonzalez
When the DENNIS system is real
Gabriel Lopez
What about receipts and tips?
Oliver Foster
My lifestyle is frugal enough to the point where this is feasible. Also, I will be making a solid amount of the money from these deliveries where it will become a job in its own right.
Zachary Cox
This is the kind of scheme youd see in a TV show
Colton Richardson
You did your homework. I like that kind of preparedness, she'll be lucky to have you.
Joshua Young
Easy enough to find all of that stuff on ebay, all of that stuff is taken care of
Cameron Jenkins
I want this to be real.
Connor Jones
This seems a lot of work when you could just rape her.
Bentley Adams
She showed up once to my place once with my j.j. gargantuan in her hands
Jayden Evans
MY GIRL IS PURE. SHE IS UNTOUCHED GODLINESS, DON'T YOU SAY SUCH SLANDER HER BODY IS A TEMPLE I CAN NOT SOIL WITH SIN
Isaiah Murphy
does she deliver by bike? because i bet she has a sweaty pussy if she does. do not want.
Aiden James
gl
Ayden Baker
Nah, she delivers by a tundra green 2003 ford focus
Parker Gutierrez
know the license plate too?? damn this guy may be for real.
Caleb Rodriguez
autistic work of fiction
Christian Reyes
Put me in screencap. J5
Mason Cooper
Pussy sweat is just extra lube for the R A P E R A P E H E R O P Really, Always Play Every Hand Even Reprehensible Options. Please.
Ethan Jenkins
>months in the future >you and your sandwich gf are living together in your house >one day you head out to your job while she has the day off >she decides to do some cleaning of the garage, and thinks cleaning out your van that never is used seems like a good idea >opens side door >Jimmy Johns uniform >sandwich supplies >Jimmy Johns wrapping >she knows you were the Sandwich Bandit >she leaves you for tricking her into loving you >you try to start your sandwich ideas again but this time she knows, so instead of de,ice ring any of her sandwiches she drives 300 feet away from the restaurant and takes her own break >one day she recieves a complaint from her boss >customers aren't getting their sandwiches, but only the sandwiches delivered by her >you have given up >you fall into a deep depression over your one love leaving you >eventually you an hero over this girl's picture after writing a note blaming her
Have fun with that, user.
Ryder Hall
Her body is a temple alright. Just one of those ones in thailand that let the monkeys shit all over the place
Gabriel Johnson
fool proof.
Matthew Stewart
Op is smarter than that. He'll store his sub-mobile off-site somewhere.
Jonathan Sanders
Good ol' Jimmy John's
Jack Adams
One of these days she's going to leave you and notice the sandwiches start coming back and she's going to link them together. This plan is entirely dependant on her staying with you.
Brandon Baker
I love the fact that a gem pops up like this every once in a while and makes me laugh. Thanks OP you werent a faggot tonight
Christopher Rogers
it's less effort than going up to her and saying "hi"
Bentley Parker
>sub-mobile
Kek
Ryder Richardson
Can someone screenshot this? I'm on mobile so I'd have the shitty tabs on the top.
Jayden Adams
>sticking the gun that close to his face >not wearing a mask >robbing a Jimmy Johns in the first place
Fuckin niggers, man.
Logan Walker
fuck off newfriend
Tyler Russell
Please deliver OP. I beg of you for the love of the kek
Brandon Jackson
I think its hilarious that the employee looks so fucking bored being at gunpoint in that picture. Cracks me up.
Isaiah Watson
i know i was thinking about the same thing. this faggot knows there's no chance that a scrawny guy working at jj is packing a shotgun under the counter. that's just about a faggot trying to even more threatening to make himself feel like more of a tough faggot.
Jaxson Diaz
i think more likely he's scared to death
Sebastian Nelson
What do you want me to put in a screencap, and what does J5 mean? I can get a storage facility for dirt-cheap if need be, it's no issue. >They'll come back slowly, not immediately. I'm not a moron, and she won't leave me. You just don't understand true romance
Noah Butler
the blacked threads are an organized campaign by Sup Forums that peaked during election season, notice that they've waned
Jeremiah Powell
what if your crush loses her job because she can never deliver a sandwhich and all the orders she should deliver end up with fake JJ sandwiches and the money is taken?
Have fun getting baited and arrested
James Reyes
>I installed a spy program on the computer at her Jimmy John's
How did you do that OP?
Josiah White
Shes probably been fucked by a black man already
Brody Hernandez
I-I think hes being shot. I zoomed in on the picture and a bullet casing is midway through being ejected from the slot
Jacob Thompson
holy shit. Good eye, user
Jayden Turner
can we see a picture of this lovely woman?
Isaac Lee
I'll delete the orders from the Jimmy John's system, so everything evens out. I'll also delete a few odd orders and here and there, so it isn't so obvious I'm only targeting her. >The employees there are fucking clueless, one day I just waltzed in with a usb drive with remote desktop software on it
Ayden Hughes
>Grandpa, how did you and Grandma meet? >Well, Billy, don't tell your Grandmother, but, she was working at Jimmy John's, doing deliveries.....
>local African American man has been delivering fake jimmy John sandwiches out of his van. More at 11.
Jacob Clark
Just put that post in the screenshot
Connor Murphy
It just says (OP) instead of (You) cause that's how Sup Forums works if that's what you were looking for
Hunter Mitchell
OP, please let us know if this works tommorow.
Brody Young
I will report to the fullest
Caleb Sanchez
Please do.
Brayden Wright
Godspeed OP you magnificent cunt.
Joshua King
Tremendous
Aaron Ross
Only on Sup Forums
Cooper Howard
>go be a faggot somewhere else Dude this isn't tumblr faggbook or whatever kike shite you come from
James Morales
>it will become a job in its own right. What about all the people who already paid JJ with their CC, how do you plan on dealing with people who don't use cash?