I'm definitely fucked tommarow
>Be Me
>Be 20
>Roommate asks if i want to play Payday 2
>After 3 heists he asks if I want to make a bet
>agree to a bet where the punishment is decided by the winner
>He beats me at Jewlery Store: Stealth
>He decides the punishment is making me wear the cat keyhole bikini that i bought for shits and giggles, cat ears, and a tail in public.
How do i survive
You dont
Shave and put on some makeup and a nice wig or something, become a fag and embrace it.
>hey let me see your dick
>haha im just curious xD no homo
lmao what a bunch of fags
user or Femanon?
Swallow your pride and just do it
Dye your hair and make yourself otherwise as unrecognisable as possible beforehand.
post pic with the thimg on so we can judge you fag
because people are confused, i am a girl
Donacdum nigger
Why'd o you really have a cat keyhole bikini? Don't gay
Gonna have to see you in this get up to know how bad it's gonna be in afraid.
Put it on and show us with timestamp op!
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Accept your obvious homosexuality and fuck your roommate.
I'm not gay but it's clear you are. I've never bought a cat costume for fun.
He wants to smash your pussy :^)
I would
just so we know; what was your "punishment" for him going to be?
I AM A FEMALE, NOT A GUY
Timestamp OP
Now you should REALLY take some pictures and show us
Oh, then tits or gtfo
Bro youre a dude
no timestamps with tits, no proof you fag
Nudes...now
Come on you know how this works, show us your breasts.
just fuck each other already
If true, you will be fucked or have an awkward situation.
Or both
I'm not showing my tits on Sup Forums
Tits or GTFO is for femanons who openly tout the fact dumbass
Why? How can we know you're not lying about all of this? You know who lies to masses? COMMUNISTS.
then get the fuck off my board pussy!REEEEEEEEEEE
Because you got a cock you fuckin faggot
i hope you got some of the attention you crave
kill yourself
jesus christ FIINEE
Try again
where is the timestamp you fag
Timestamp?
Fake GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bad b8
What does it matter then? Girls are allowed to wear bikinis, no one will care.
Can confirm?
He wants to fuck no dought about it, and i dont blame him tbh also timestamp or it doesnt count
the timestamp is in the filename
Dude that is a shop, check the fucking pixels.
Also you've clearly never searched cat girl porn before, because that isn't OP.
Tits or gtfo
You fake motherfucker
im a little skeptical about this...
Time stamp tits or gtfo
jesus christ you guys are smart
but im still not showing my tits on Sup Forums
Then GTFO
>cat keyhole bikini that i bought for shits and giggles
You bought it because you're a faggot, stop lying to yourself you fucking degenerate.
When do a timestamp at least, wear a bra and show us.
Then just time stamp face blurred in outfit. Is thread kill
this is shitty b8.
nigger, i even remember this pic posted like years ago on Sup Forums.
fuck off.
>photo in question is as old as time immemorial.
Kill yourself.
You're a total faggot. Fuck off.
although you're a lying nigger, just put some sort of piece of paper with "I LOST A BET" around your fucking neck. it's that simple
Stfu newfag. How is this not for attention?
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This nigger is correct.
Agreed
Just do a body shop, draw a black box over your face in paint and we'll be happy.
Don't forget the timestamp.
Also, when you go out in public in your cat bikini, be sure to grope and molest guys until they give you their number twenty percent of the time works every time.
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>no timestamp
>expects people to believe it
you're just stupid
fuck outta here with that shit nigga
^ this just hide yo face if you're so concerned
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>I'm not showing my tits
that's because you're a dick loving F A G G O T
Oh you poor fucker.
C'mon, Jewelry store is easy, loud or silent on One Down.
I'd say donacdum but it seems you already have.
NIGGA
HOW TF DO YOU FUCK UP DIAMOND HEIST
I clicked this thread to say this exact thing, but you beat me to it