I need a girlfriend... badly

I need a girlfriend... badly.

I hear ya

this is old news.

me too

i hear being a nice guy always helps

So get one, I don't see the problem here.

same

Right-click.
Save.

Stop jerking it to loli then you pedo fuck

im open to fucking but i dont want a real girlfriend i have dificulties dealing with my emotions let alone someone else...also i fucking love my alone time and i dont want to give it up for anybody

No, that gets you cucked

You do know there's chicks like that, right?

Alpha as fuck bro

yeah but i dont have the confidence to talk to them its hard to do anything when you feel like everyones looks down on you and laughs at you like nobedy takes you seriously like your a big fucking joke

Depends what kind of girl you are looking for.

Haven't had sex in 5 years now

>I need a girlfriend... badly.

I hate guys like you, crying over wanting a girl..
1. Dont be a retard
2. Read books
3. Stay clean
4.???
5. Girlfriend

>Be Alpha
>Tyler fking 1
>Get Banned
Girls love men like this

I don't. I jerk it to 70's era porn... like a normal person.

That must suck. I hope you catch a break.

Sorry I can't be perfect like you guy.

>perfect
...

I got friend-zoned at work recently... I guess that's why I'm on Sup Forums expressing my frustrations.