ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!

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i am not the fbi

I'm a muslim who really likes Trump but I don't know why.

he is a nice guy

i only masturbate anally as a female. feels too good, kinda scared since it puts off local guys lol

oh well.

But you masturbate vaginally as a male? How does that work?

not that user/anonette but my gf likes fingering her asshole while I stroke my cock to her, so she gets off on it

I put the screw in the tuna

do you know what's coming for you

My girlfriend thinks I quit porn. I got caught once when I forgot to clear my history, but now I just use a virtual machine to browse for it.

death?

Where do you live and are you a white woman?

worse

hillary?

boipussi?

I masturbate to the idea of me being raped repeatedly

Im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 13yo sister

My buddy's ex is hot milf with big tits. I have explicit of pics and videos of the stuck up bitch. She would be so humiliated and embarrassed if she knew that not only I know what every inch of her looks like but so many strangers know exactly what she looks like naked and what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and pussy.

I have a uggo fat GF

Same
She Just messaged me about how badly she wants to suck my cock. I'm tempted to fap before I go home and tell her I'm tired.

Why not fuck the whale and move on

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it

youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1sKeScJfQ

I look at slutty pics of my ex gf on instagram and I don't fucking know why. I'd never take her back but damn it if she isn't sexy. I just broke up with another girl and I hate that I don't think of her as sexually. I had nudes and everything.. I don't know, the only thing I do know is that I want to fuck a white girl up the ass one day for reparations

I feel ya

Feel kinda bad for dumping her

I'm not supposed to be drinking but here i am, drinking.

Had an old lady give me a blowjob. And when I say old I mean she had dentures and had to use a walker.

I too masturbate to rape. But I'm the one raping in my fantasy

jews

I am married with children and only have sex in the missionary possition for the purpose of procreation

You sick fuck

I blackmailed cute girl in school. She let me fuck her. It lasted for two months and I became more and more abusive toward her. She committed suicide eventually.

If she's fugly you deserve better and to be happy

How does that make you feel, user?

Sex?
ok

YOUR WIFE MUST HAVE GIANT TITS!

im secrectly gay and would like to fuck my female cuzins

Sounds fishy,sauce.

Yeah im going to dump her and move here soon

Big tits and sucks like a champ

Post them

I (m) was molested/ fucked by my uncle when I was little and I loved it.

I just want a nice guy to fuck me and take care of me and love me the way I want to be loved

I'd be happy to email them to you. Is that cool? Goes for anyone

I hate myself, and wish almost everyday that i would die. I can't get over the fact that i feel like i should have been born a woman.

I'm so tired of being alive and I'm only in my early 20s.. I know things will only get massively worse as well.. I'm planning on offing myself on 30th birthday if I haven't found a lust for life by then..

Details?

What way do you want to be loved?

Don't do it bro, no matter what anyone says, if you ever dump someone after dating them because "muh standards" you show future girls that you're not only a hypocrite bUt that you aren't relationship material; unwilling to help her change when you're not willing to change yourself.

Yea sure heres a temp email [email protected]

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I downloaded a shit ton of child porn onto an asshole's laptop in my class, then gave an anonymous tip to the school about what was on the computer

Email em Sup Forumsro. dkinley334@gmail

Most girls would not care actually.

Cometblizzard at gmail

Pretty much haha I need to wait a long time though so my family know it was a well thought about choice and don't blame themselves or some bullshit like that

That's pretty fucked

since you knew the sites im sure you enjoyed the cp beforehand

A lot of guys want that, don't worry

I captured a fuckload of bees in a jar and hid it in my backpack, during one of the periods between classes, I took it out and through it. The glass shattered and bees went fucking apeshit, got school evacuated and I skipped the rest of the day.

I took a huge shit in one of the bathrooms as school during class, I pulled my shit out of the toilet and smeared it on everything.

I stole a fire extinguisher, strapped those shells you out in tubes all over it, lit them and chucked it in the back of some guys pickup.

I used to fart in a cup and make my parents sniff it

I have over 1000 bottles of piss that I've saved up over the past 3 years. I'm going to pour them all over my neighbors house, mailbox and vehicles.

I got other kids beat up and school for the lulz

I clotheslined a kid so hard that I broke his spine and paralyzed him.

I like to preform experiments on different animals, from setting them on fire, to putting them in different accusing solutions. I love hearing their screems.

I raped my cousin at a family reunion

I put 5 kids in the hospital when I baked exlax brownies for French class

Much much more stuff

How was it?

You sick fuck

I'm going to call bull shit, fag

Not OP but I'd assume gummy

you wont find anyone better

Did that on probation. And smoked marijuana on probation. Didn't get caught for it either. Of course, I don't care for weed anymore, but I am still an alcoholic.

I'm addicted to drugs and all my friends are absolute cancer. I'm not bound to any drug in particular, just intoxication. Maybe stims and weed. I want to clean up and am moving soon, which I think will facilitate it.

I love my friends and wish them the best, but I hate them. I've become caretaker of a group of more than 15 throughout college. They're all great, but I can't be the one who always has their shit together throughout the madness. I'm tired of brotherhood based on addiction.

I want to get clean and leave them all behind. They've become so much worse than I ever got. I can't handle that anymore, for my own sake. I feel guilty, like I'm abandoning my whole network.

But I think I need to.

I just want to feel okay, Sup Forums.

I just can't handle this weight.

If you're being serious, bravo my man. If not, what crap b8

i post on Sup Forums

Can't. Feminism

then youre not gay, faggot

I'm now dating the girl who spurned me in high school. The reason? I'm grooming her daughter and hope to pull a Woody Allen.

free rare Pepe niiggeerrss

How old is the daughter?

Bro. You can be a beautiful man. The way you are. Screw this transgender mania. I hate myself too and wish more than anything to fly away. Just go. The idea of Heaven is appealing to me because it is as far away from Earth as you can get. That sounds great

I had a crazy hot cousin I used to masturbate thinking of all the time (biggest regret is deleting all my pictures I had when I got my first gf), I sometimes masturbate wishing I was a sexy trap and could seduce straight guys to fuck me, and I once joined a threesome with some fat chick my former roommate brought home once.

I think Andy Sixx is the best thing that ever happened to the warp tour

Being this edgy. Nice b8 kid

Im pretty sure my friend raped bc she couldn't pay a guy for weed, and I'm seriously considering getting a group of kids to beat the shit out of him

12.

I'm addicted to fapping on cam chat sites. I spend hours each night just skipping along till I find a cute girl that's willing to play along. The other day I had a girl of single digit age play on cam for me. Then she asked to see my cock 'do that sperm thing' was so cute. I cum buckets thanked her then kek'ed about her terminology

How about you call the cops and give her a support group

I regularly peep on my neighbor because our windows are right across from each other. I've been doing it for at least 3 years, and I know she's seen me a few times because she will occasionally draw the shades and drop the blinds. However sometimes she'll leave them wide open, and I've seen her naked a handful of times now. Twice I happened to catch her masturbating, both times she got up halfway in and dropped her blinds so I'm pretty sure she saw me. We've passed each other outside the front of the house plenty of times and she's never said a word, and has always offered a polite "hey", so I don't think she minds. She is hot as fuck and just graduated this year, so I am considering starting to talk to her.

When I was there with my ex in 2011 in Detroit, I saw them on stage (not a fan, just standing back) I saw the crowd throwing garbage at the band. Beer bottles, wrappers, etc. I kinda felt bad honestly. But hey, you can't win all the time

Dude, she's trying to cover for the fact that she let some skeevy weed dealer pound her cunt for a few grams of pot. Don't fall for her bullshit.

What are you doing to groom her?

I would, but im still not even sure what happend. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of non-consensual head, but she was completely fine afterwards, and hasn't said anything about it. Shes also a minor, so I don't want to try something, then have it end up not being rape, so she just gets in deep shit with her parents, and possibly the cops

They are so horny, aren't they?

Do it, if you died today you'd regret it

i used to have 2 pet rats, and i used to strangle one of them and torture it nightly. I am still very ashamed and no one knows about it. I now have 2 new rats and theyre my homies and i never hurt them.

What sites are those?

I'm lonely and live in self-adsorbed world, I flip a coin ever night before going to sleep, if it lands on the same coin 3 nights in a row I have to kill myself.

Tricked gf into sleeping with black coworkers.

Get real.
"that sounds fantastic!" - Goku, Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan

Make sure to facebook live stream it, and post it to Sup Forums

>tricked
Kek

My father is dying and I don't care, but I can't make myself tell him that.

jelly

Right? That's a funny way to say "begged her to cuck me"

The bj itself wasnt spectacular or anything. But she would say to me how big I was and how nice my dick is etc. Pretty much stroke my ego so id feel good not just physically, you know.

My ex gf enticed me into a threesome with her ugly best friend to lead me out of a relationship with her. I suspected this the whole time, did the threesome, and kept fucking her uggo friend when she was brought around. Then I acted surprised when that relationship ended with violence towards me.