You were cucked from the start user, unless you have Dubs of course

You were cucked from the start user, unless you have Dubs of course.

Nsusm

Checked

Cucked by mysterious stranger in my time of need.

nonsense

Rolliono even though i know im cucked since im here at midnight

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom:: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad.. it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it""
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

Midnight? Nigger try 4am. Sleep is for the weak and those with jobs.

It's weird how bad that looks just a few years later.

say it aint so!

Screw you Benny

Ain't that a kick in the head...

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DEX CHECK EM

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op is fag

True, but what does that make us then?

here take em faggot

Checked son

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Oh shiiiit

cucked

But I don't user

wtf did I just read? Also, I am not, nor have I ever been cucked. These trips don't lie.

Guy on right looks like Rhys Darby

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Sweet handgun you have there. I'll be taking that from you eventually.

I guess I'm cucked then

Cucked and fucked eh?

Rollerino

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Quads.

Coming.

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hhhhhmmmmgm

never been a cuck

Fuck off kiddo

Wat

It's a good thing I brought my bag of pizza flavored dubs with me

Satan has refused his cucking.

Also, Biggie Cheese mod when?
I wanna bust caps, asses and hot rhymes

Biggie cheese = Satan

I destroyed that nigger with machete

we put dubs on your dubs so you can checkem while you checkem

Dubs here

Do you want to live forever!

shut the hell up you cuck

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