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have to pick the gf in half an hour. really cba comfy in bed
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
RIP Labour
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Westminster voting intention:
CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)
(via ComRes)
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I asked out two girls in my entire life, one said no and the other went on two dates with me and then said no.
What sort of poortherner do you want to here? Newcastle sounds very different to Liverpool, which sounds very different to Manchester, which sounds very different to Sheffield, which sounds very different to Derby, etc etc etc.
doesnt work on me faggot, she asked me out
I'd like to see you stop me, Orangeman.
dunno how so many people are voting tory
WAHEY
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ETERNAL. TORY. RULE.
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Fucking sort yourself lad
There was a Britain Elects Poll earlier today that had the Conservatives at 50%.
Because of the voting system that Britain uses, in theory, if a party has 51% support they can win 100% of the seats.
>implying people know the implications of their votes
>cheaper to go from nottingham to london by megabus than from nottingham to sheffield
hmmm
honestly thinking about applying to TMO next year, I'm good looking enough to be that eccentric cute lad with a hot voice in between the mandatory chad and mandatory BLACKED or 40+ year old contestant.
After realising all the hot womyn there are my age it gave me an epiphany to find a qt girlfriend. I'd imagine I'd do quite well 2bh. Maybe end up with 8 lights still on by the end.
People care about kicking out foreigners more than they do nationalising those things. If Corbyn promised to kick out the Pakis he would win in a landslide.
nearly a month since I last talked to her
even more since I last saw her
>brexit
>trump
>conservatives
>le pen tomorrow
is it over for the globalists?
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>no super sensual threes me where faith plays the mummy and Lauren is her anxious and curious daughter
Kill ME
Supply and demand senpai
then they are fools
kicking them out will not solve their problems
>>le pen tomorrow
I KNOW that feel
If Le Pen doesn't get in no. Trump's already said a trade deal with the EU comes ahead of a deal with the UK.
It's just us that fucked ourselves over.
Did you lads know that Liz was once the Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska?
Because we've given up.
Let the Tories have their five years of Brexit then we can get back into politics again.
Feel especially bad for the Scots desu.
>2014: Indyref
>2015: GE
>2016: EU ref
>2017: GE 2: Electric Boogalo
First for softy southerners letting their mam get an 'iding.
Don't forget the TPPA, the only objectively good anti-globalist deal.
t. Paki
please take a pic of it filled with water like a little cup
*hear, bloody awful mistake and I can only apologise
Trump and Le Pen are both globalists masquerading as populist, May has always been a globalist
ah yes, i'm now considered an adult in america
The Labour marginal seats, Jeremy. Hand them over.
dont
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Don't have a problem with globalism as I'm not poor as muck.
No. Feel free to rage at the Pakistani boogeyman though.
NEED a friend who is a girl who wants to do sex with me but also other non-sexual stuff
Delete this
She's probably married now and has like six beautiful blonde daughters or strong sons and wears floral dresses that lift slightly as she spins in circles on fields of green pasture and goes home and churns her own butter
I don't anybody should be considered an adult in america...
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is he right lads? can we still be hanged by the state?
Would tongue her anus for hours
Just ordered a cheeky paki pizza
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you fucking what? learn english, jungle man
people, opinions?
me in the Community
>tfw mine has a kid to some middle aged IT cuck who's twice her age
DODGED A BULLET desu
Can't do with a broody mare
HE'S HERE
No. It was abolished in 1998
>harmless
Now on the road in the rain and show
The man and his machine would go
Fucks sake lads, the Tories are going to win a landslide. They'll do a globalist soft Brexit, let in more immigrants, privatise the NHS, cut public services and STILL raise taxes.
It's literally over for this country.
he's not right at all, and this is half an hour from me. pray for me lads.
>wahey
>yehaw
They're bringing drugs
You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.
t. Reddit
I don't want to man, I wanted to move to Germany and learn German, but now my British passport is worthless.
trump is reddit
I always wonder how many banter-rich moments have been list to time because we don't have any means of recording them
I reckon 100 years ago people were having the same argument
TORIES SURGE IN SCOTLAND
HOLY SHIT
Scottish Westminster voting intention:
SNP: 44% (-3)
CON: 33% (+5)
LAB: 13% (-1)
LDEM: 5% (+1)
(via Panelbase)
Chgs. w/ Jan 2017
delete this image mate
>tfw you will never be an apprentice under a wise old Welsh craftsman
agree with this sentiment
Why are the Scots so based?
soft brexit is the patrician's choice
>Labour managed to become the third largest party in Scotland
Wew
Don't really care if it means I make more money.
>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.
Prove me wrong. May is fucking awful, you know it deep down. If she wasn't pretending to be a Brexiteer to advance her career you would hate her too.
FOBOHIA
(fuck off brit on holiday in america)
>poley is now a certified nonce
writers need to get fired, this is the least original arc so far
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/
>yaweh
Be cheerful lad.
Soft Brexit (if it happens) at least means the economy will suffer less.
A landslide tory victory means bye bye Corbyn, and hopefully we'll get the return of New Labour.
The NHS will be fine.
Public services will probably be cut, but hey a government only lasts 5 years.
Immigration could go either way. Latest figures were down, but still well over 100,000+.
I put my life on the line every day when I go into the city and there's immigrants everywhere
any one of them could be a terrorist
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the students
where do you go if you're not willing
>Con 33%
Fuck me lad, latest poll i saw had them at 20 something and that was a colossal leap in itself.
What's the source?
Zazel Paradise is the new MILFfu
No.73946756
don't reply to me
>Teleports behind you
>Ello Gov'nor
Derby isn't in the North
If you're going to try and take the piss at least do it well my friendly friend
I believe the correct term is "vacation"
>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.
You're considered a refugee and get sent to the nearest safe European country.
fuck off nonce
when they arrest you again you'll do serious time