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have to pick the gf in half an hour. really cba comfy in bed

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

RIP Labour

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes)

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PREPARE FOR ETERNAL TORY RULE

I asked out two girls in my entire life, one said no and the other went on two dates with me and then said no.

What sort of poortherner do you want to here? Newcastle sounds very different to Liverpool, which sounds very different to Manchester, which sounds very different to Sheffield, which sounds very different to Derby, etc etc etc.

doesnt work on me faggot, she asked me out

I'd like to see you stop me, Orangeman.

dunno how so many people are voting tory

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WAHEY

AHM SAT EER WIF ME PINT MUM, IM SET EER WI ME PINT

I KNO THE ANSWERS MUTHA

I'VE FELL IN T'POOL AND I'M PISSED UP

ETERNAL. TORY. RULE.

Donald J. Trump, by the Grace of God, President of the United States of America and the American Dominions beyond the Seas President, Defender of the Faith

Splendid edition

Fucking sort yourself lad

There was a Britain Elects Poll earlier today that had the Conservatives at 50%.

Because of the voting system that Britain uses, in theory, if a party has 51% support they can win 100% of the seats.

>implying people know the implications of their votes

>cheaper to go from nottingham to london by megabus than from nottingham to sheffield

hmmm

honestly thinking about applying to TMO next year, I'm good looking enough to be that eccentric cute lad with a hot voice in between the mandatory chad and mandatory BLACKED or 40+ year old contestant.

After realising all the hot womyn there are my age it gave me an epiphany to find a qt girlfriend. I'd imagine I'd do quite well 2bh. Maybe end up with 8 lights still on by the end.

People care about kicking out foreigners more than they do nationalising those things. If Corbyn promised to kick out the Pakis he would win in a landslide.

nearly a month since I last talked to her
even more since I last saw her

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>brexit
>trump
>conservatives
>le pen tomorrow

is it over for the globalists?

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>no super sensual threes me where faith plays the mummy and Lauren is her anxious and curious daughter

Kill ME

Supply and demand senpai

then they are fools
kicking them out will not solve their problems

>>le pen tomorrow

I KNOW that feel

If Le Pen doesn't get in no. Trump's already said a trade deal with the EU comes ahead of a deal with the UK.

It's just us that fucked ourselves over.

Did you lads know that Liz was once the Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska?

Because we've given up.
Let the Tories have their five years of Brexit then we can get back into politics again.
Feel especially bad for the Scots desu.
>2014: Indyref
>2015: GE
>2016: EU ref
>2017: GE 2: Electric Boogalo

First for softy southerners letting their mam get an 'iding.

Don't forget the TPPA, the only objectively good anti-globalist deal.

t. Paki

please take a pic of it filled with water like a little cup

*hear, bloody awful mistake and I can only apologise

Trump and Le Pen are both globalists masquerading as populist, May has always been a globalist

ah yes, i'm now considered an adult in america

The Labour marginal seats, Jeremy. Hand them over.

dont

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Don't have a problem with globalism as I'm not poor as muck.

No. Feel free to rage at the Pakistani boogeyman though.

NEED a friend who is a girl who wants to do sex with me but also other non-sexual stuff

Delete this

She's probably married now and has like six beautiful blonde daughters or strong sons and wears floral dresses that lift slightly as she spins in circles on fields of green pasture and goes home and churns her own butter

I don't anybody should be considered an adult in america...

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is he right lads? can we still be hanged by the state?

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Would tongue her anus for hours

Just ordered a cheeky paki pizza

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you fucking what? learn english, jungle man

people, opinions?

me in the Community

>tfw mine has a kid to some middle aged IT cuck who's twice her age

DODGED A BULLET desu
Can't do with a broody mare

HE'S HERE

No. It was abolished in 1998

>harmless

Now on the road in the rain and show
The man and his machine would go

Fucks sake lads, the Tories are going to win a landslide. They'll do a globalist soft Brexit, let in more immigrants, privatise the NHS, cut public services and STILL raise taxes.

It's literally over for this country.

he's not right at all, and this is half an hour from me. pray for me lads.

>wahey
>yehaw

They're bringing drugs

You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

t. Reddit

I don't want to man, I wanted to move to Germany and learn German, but now my British passport is worthless.

trump is reddit

I always wonder how many banter-rich moments have been list to time because we don't have any means of recording them

I reckon 100 years ago people were having the same argument

TORIES SURGE IN SCOTLAND

HOLY SHIT

Scottish Westminster voting intention:

SNP: 44% (-3)
CON: 33% (+5)
LAB: 13% (-1)
LDEM: 5% (+1)

(via Panelbase)
Chgs. w/ Jan 2017

delete this image mate

>tfw you will never be an apprentice under a wise old Welsh craftsman

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agree with this sentiment

Why are the Scots so based?

soft brexit is the patrician's choice

>Labour managed to become the third largest party in Scotland
Wew

Don't really care if it means I make more money.

>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

Prove me wrong. May is fucking awful, you know it deep down. If she wasn't pretending to be a Brexiteer to advance her career you would hate her too.

FOBOHIA

(fuck off brit on holiday in america)

>poley is now a certified nonce
writers need to get fired, this is the least original arc so far

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/

>yaweh

Be cheerful lad.
Soft Brexit (if it happens) at least means the economy will suffer less.
A landslide tory victory means bye bye Corbyn, and hopefully we'll get the return of New Labour.
The NHS will be fine.
Public services will probably be cut, but hey a government only lasts 5 years.
Immigration could go either way. Latest figures were down, but still well over 100,000+.

I put my life on the line every day when I go into the city and there's immigrants everywhere
any one of them could be a terrorist

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the students

where do you go if you're not willing

>Con 33%
Fuck me lad, latest poll i saw had them at 20 something and that was a colossal leap in itself.
What's the source?

Zazel Paradise is the new MILFfu

No.73946756
don't reply to me

>Teleports behind you
>Ello Gov'nor

Derby isn't in the North

If you're going to try and take the piss at least do it well my friendly friend

I believe the correct term is "vacation"

>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

You're considered a refugee and get sent to the nearest safe European country.

fuck off nonce
when they arrest you again you'll do serious time