Sup faggots, wanna see the perfect homemade pocket pussy?

sup faggots, wanna see the perfect homemade pocket pussy?

are you sure its not some image from some other thread?

There's a possibility...

sure

naa, my own creation after years of research

you motherfuckers gotta go scavange some materials tho

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Show us then fag.

lmao

aright faggots, give me about three minutes... let me build it again and take pictures

you niggers are gonna need a mason jar, a pillowcase, rubber gloves, a sock and some lotion

I already bought a pocket pussy from the internet

feels amazing man

i dont need any of that stuff m8, just get a dog and make sweet gentle love to doggo

is it sponges and a latex glove?

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The fuck me silly toy is expensive yet a dildo is like $15 to $20 give er take wtf?

fuck that, unless you bought some high end silicon shit your dik will fall the fuck off

>>Mason jar
>>Pocket

Choose one

bet its a childs corpse

you buy a cheap doc johnson for 10

I'm waiting you fag.

better yet

go to walmart buy a some diapers you disgusting fucks. fill a daipie with luke warm water. cut a dick sized hole in it. viola you got yourself a fresh vagina.

enjoy niggers

hold on faggots, photoshoot done

Bump

this is my regular pocket pussy

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dude fuck off

find a mason jar

No one wants to see yo dick.

What the actual fuck did I just read.....

...proceed

You are on Sup Forums in a how to masturbate with household items thread. You are really surprised?

>fresh vagina

Are you talking about MY vagina?

>Doesn't actually have a vagina

fold your sisters pillowcase like so

Umm... okay... weird, but go on...

>your SISTERS pillowcase specifically

kek

what if i don't have a sister

My sister.....mmmmmhmmm

Well, okay then lmao

It's more likely than you think

then like this you cunts

then back the other way

you got me so hooked, OP I think i know where this is going

this thread finally picking up

How exactly does that act like a fucking vagina?

Alright?

wooosh now you habe smol pener

best meme

Dont worry. Its for virgins.

bumping for some justice, OP make me proud

you niggers see where this is going?

Buy a Fleshlight

Holy fuck what

My god we are truly creative at times of need

STRETCH THE FUCKING GLOVE OVER THE RIM OF THE JAR YOU FAGGOT

I like that ass. Oc? Post more. For the sake of bumping.

yes Sup Forumsro that is OC youve never seen before

Or actually, save yourself the fucking time and get yourself a girlfriend.

money > time

Holy shit. Amazeballs. Throwing my fleshlight away...going to raid my sisters pillowcase. Thank you OP. You are a God among men.

Let him use it, we need to know if it actually works

Show it in action

I tried this, it's not that great. I'd rather use my own hand.

She is going to be pissed these got out so save um nao

>2017 buying fleshlights. They're like 4/10 at best...

Get an onahole like the venus real, shit is better than some pussy I've had. Not even kidding.

It's str8 then, fuck

Nice dubs btw

of course you fold the thing over the mouth you fucking queers

OK I STUFFED MY SISTER IN THE JAR NOW WHAT?

Dubs back atcha

my slut sister wears this coconut lotion shit, sometimes i can smell it when she rubs one

that was thoroughly entertaining, OP.

what now?

>dubs decides?

Air con insulation.

That black closed cell foam tube stuff they put around pipes. Buy a length of 3"outer/1"inner diameter sized tube.

Lube your dick with olive oil, rub some inside the tube and go to town!

If too tight, store it when not in use with socks stuffed inside to keep it looser. It will tighten slowly when you use it = mindblowing.

Bustt

Pee in it, seal it, and put it on a shelf.

Directions unclear, dick stuck in sister in jar.

>sometimes i can smell it when she rubs one
>i can smell it when she rubs one
>when she rubs one
Waitwaitwaitwait hold the fucking phone. You mind explaining why she uses fucking lotion when she's taking care of business?

Saving like mad mate. She's fucking gorgeous.

Would eat /10

no nigger, she wears that shit, when she gets sweaty i can smell it faggot

the sock is so its not cold... i will post advanced technique if theres interest... amp it up when im home alone

fuck me, forgot the pic

pussytime.jpg

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That shit look dumb loose bruh, my hand isn't tighter than this weekend project

*is
RIP

make sure you put her lotion on your knob and the hole, otherwise indianburn like a bitch, ask me how i know

the tightness is regulated by the air between the jar and the glove faggot

Hate when I get indian burn on my dick from mason jars. The worst.

Put finger, sharpie, or dick in to show how tight it is

this

I've tried what op is saying, and it's fucking trash tier. Too loose and it falls apart in less than a minute. Maybe if you're some dumb cutfag, it will get you off, since you can't feel anything anyways.

with a fleshlight you can control the suction with the knob on the other end

why are you wearing a cock ring to jerk off tho?

Not him but have you tried it?

to make the tip more engorged and full of blood soo I can feel every bump and caress inside the cock hero sleeve, I try and go stroke for stroke with the videos and beat them, I usually last 10 minutes at first then 20 to 30 after that, I'll play 1 or 2 videos during a fap session

makeup brush

This is the saddest hole I've ever seen.

shit can be too tight to put in at first, gotta lift the seal between the glove and the jar to let some air in at first.

next best part, you can put three gloves in there... fap, cum, pull it out, fresh pussy again, just add more of her lotion

I built one using a lysol disinfectant wipe tube and I poked holes in the back to let some air out when I fucked it.

Jesus, just go fuck your sister already
She's probably home right now
Just come in and do it, you nigger
She's probably been waiting for a long time anyway, y'know, with all that lotion
I bet it was a signal so you associate the smell with her masturbating

>fresh pussy again

fuck, i wish, ive seen her rub it four times now

let me know if you faggots wanna see how to build a pelvis and torso

what

>money, replenishable resource, requires time to earn
>time, once used, forever lost, can equate to money