This is confession cat... tell him anything that's on your mind, that needs a solution...

This is confession cat... tell him anything that's on your mind, that needs a solution... Confession cat will try his best to come up with something!

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I love you Confession Cat

I love you too

How can I trust someone that's wearing a disguise?

Sorry for hiding! im just really self-conscious!

im having trouble deciding between 2 girls (both of wich were my crushes at some point) but they seem really interested in me 1st one is pretty , into comics/geek stuff and happy 2nd one is pretty timid, has identity issues and a lot more problems looks easy right go for the 1st one but
>2nd girl told me i was her reason to live
>2nd girl told me she would kill herself if it wasnt for me i dont know what to do

Hm... interesting problem.. if you truly like someone you would be able to deal with their issues and love them for the person they are.. i need more insight on the problem though, what is the second girl like, other than her problems?... Side note: i might not have an exact answer for you!

Where did you get your fedora?

I fap to cartoon ponies.

Macy's, it was in the clearance aisle...

Cant see your problem... Just keep doing what you love

long story short 2nd girl is suicidal she has no friends and her family hates her for coming out as bi

Year 11. Moved into a new school. Cant talk to anyone cause im way to socially fucked.

Join a club

I have terrible anxiety and its caused me to be home constantly and I only eat a meal one every two days. Everyone says to make more friends so I can feel better about myself. How do I make friends if I freak out around people?

Try to make some new friends, there are groups for everyone!

I was finally able to have a one night stand and have sex with a girl, but I fucked up. She was taller than me and im a manlet @5'4. I couldn't get flaccid for like 3 hours, and when I finally did, it was semi and i could barely reach from any position becaused it finally dawned on me that I have a small penis too.

She was nice about it, but shell probably never speak to me ever again. What do I do? Should i just kill myself

Im honestly the same way around people... dont worry about things, just speak your mind and if other people don't accept that, watever.. I dont think you have to be scared at all! Honestly, i used to not sleep for days straight and i wouldn't even eat because i didnt want to get out of my room... i was also scared of talking to anyone or even commenting something on a video.. Just let your mind free! dont worry about what you think others wont like.. just be yourself.. if you be yourself, others will attract to that and like you for who you are!

and friends arent for everyone.. get a hobby, get a camera.. draw something, learn how to cook.. get your mind off of the things that stress you out!

nonononoooo dont kill yourself! To be honest, ive never fucked anyone in my life, even if i did and they thought i was mediocre at it.. i wouldnt cry, or contemplate suicide: i would just be like "watever, im just not everyone's type"... just be yourself and others will love you for YOU! i dont think the only way of happiness is to get your dick wet... try to talk to her if you like her so much, im pretty sure women like conversations.. they like attention and like to know that they are loved! try your best to make the best out of the situation.. If she just wants you for your dick then get then stop talking to her, i know a thot when i see one.

i love her, cat
>mostperfecteyes.jpg
>smart
>that who no one knows what is but you love anyways
>serious person
she's pissed at me cause my insecurities, barely talk to me and im turning crazy here not knowing what else to do
btw i come from that 5 years stop talking shit also

just calm yourself down... you're making the problem worse when you go insain.. listen to her and either try to change for the better... or just roll with your insecurities.. im pretty sure all she's trying to do is help you out, she probably just wants to see you happy! i bet it's killing her on the inside just like its killing you..

Stay safe!

Is it bad that I make up characters and talk to myself pretending to be them because I don't have anyone to talk to. Ive actually grown attached to these imagery people. Its become a bit concerning. I am super good at getting into character to the point that I sometimes do it unintentionally. I feel insane sometimes.

Hm.. okay, seems like you might want to go to a therapist if its an actual problem that is ruining your life... If this is something you do just to pass the time and it doesn't interfere with work and or social life, i don't think it's that much of a big deal.. i wish i could just make up people to talk to and actually have legitimate conversations with them! But the good thing is, I'm glad you recognize your problem!

On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB . And I will slaughter every spoiled stuck up blonde slut I see in there. I'm beautiful you can't deny that.

well
no way im giving up on her

Good choice!!

i like a girl who doesnt really know me, ive got her on all social media, if i was to start talking to her, itd have to be on snapchat as i think thats the best option, shes only 16 and im 20, i dont care if she gets creeped out by age, but i would care if shes creeped out by me somehow(We both smoke weed tho)

how do i even start convo with her, literally all i would do is say yo or something and i imagine shed reply back with something like that too, leaving me to drop something amazing to her for her to keep replying, what do

hm... im not saying i condone this but just keep your intentions good with her. im not the best at starting conversations but "yo" seems a little too upfront or something.

Maybe something like, "Hey! You seemed really nice and i was wondering if we could chat by any chance?"
"Hello! You seemed really cool and i just had to hit you up!"
"Hey there, how are you doing today?"

These might not be the best though, i dont really know if the girl is perky (or likes corny/cheesy things) or since she does smoke weed i think she might be more open to the "yo" thing...

i'm in a polygamous relationshp but the person i'm dting seems to pay more attention to the other person
i don't want to say anything but i'm glad to have got this off my chest tbh

Trilby, fool. The fedora is a man's hat, the trilby is for boys.

yeah buddy, ive got "yo" down mate, i live near london in a shithole and shes polish, would appreciate more advice

Poly relationships aren't something I've had a lot of experience with.. i tried but im too much of an attention whore. If you think your partner is paying too much attention to your other partner then tell her.. she's not a mind reader... all i can say is just have a talk with her, let her know what's getting you upset.. It's okay to crave attention, i promise!

um... sorry im trying my best. i cant really think up of much! i apologize in advance

its good friend, but im too autist to text this bitch alone, and when she pretty much rejects me imma feel pretty bad, and thats why i wont even talk to her, but i would if i genuinely knew how to

I have the aids youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI

This girl I hung out with thought I liked her more than a friend, she ended up telling me she's liked me for some while now but wasn't sure. I ended up accidentally friendzoning her (never actually been in a relationship before), we sort of explained things to each other but things didnt exactly go back to normal. I think she still likes me, any advice?

Should I try to get back together with my ex girlfriend? We're still good friends.

Just go for it man... She doesn't really know you exist until you actually talk to her.. if you text her in 2 seconds or 2 months... the outcome is most likely going to be the same, and you cant change that.

It honestly depends on how she acts and why you guys broke up in the first place... Just remember: once a thot, always a thot

just go for it! im pretty sure there's no harm in just asking her out, go for it user! i believe in you!...

indeed i cant, but as i said, i dont really know what to say to her because im unsocial as fuck and i go out and get high everyday, im bound to see her at kfc or something and itll be awkward as fuck, nobody IRL would know but im quite an emotionally distraught person

Thank you confession cat, I will take your advice into account.

I am currently using PopcornTtime to stream movies. I do not know if it is illegal or not. I am doing it on my university's wifi and that makes me extremely nervous.

I also have a trap porn tab open right now and my university has this policy where we aren't supposed to look at pornography on the campus wifi.

AND I'm doing all of this nonsense while I'm on the clock and a university job. Either of those is a termination worthy offense. I'm scared shitless. But I'm SOOOOOO bored.

Hm... I use "Kodi" to stream movies and im pretty sure it is SOMEWHAT illegal... and with your circumstances with your uni, you might get in trouble if they catch you on those sites... i don't think they could see whats on your screen just by connecting to their wifi though... get a router or something... Verizon sells a little hotspot with 5 gigs on it... it refreshes every month.. So if you're so self-conscious about the uni spying on you and kicking you out because of trap porn, look up something more family friendly.. find a hobby that won't get you kicked out of your school.

Long story short, get a better hobby... go get a camera, draw something, meet new friends, read a book, or just study.

How the heck do I get out of my comfort zone? There's so many things I want to do but there's always that little fear inside me. I want to talk to that cute guy at work but I'm afraid he'll think I'm weird, I want to make youtube videos but I'm afraid of not making anything worth watching, etc.

I feel like I already have the answer inside me (stop being so complacent and lazy) but I never find the will power to put what I want to do into action. I hate being like this and feeling like I'm wasting time.

Thank you for listening kitty.

No problem! im always here to listen!

Okay, so you and me have something in common... we both have no idea how to do anything without the outside world hating us..

Honestly, here's how i solve it (somewhat)..

Just let your mind be free, just dont care for a while, be yourself!

Talk to that cute guy, he won't think you're weird he'll just think that's how you are and hopefully, he'll understand that. everyone is different and we all have are little bumps and quirks, thats what makes us so amazing!

Listen to your heart and do what you want to do, dont let your brain tell you that other people are just going to judge you and not like you just because you're being yourself.. dont change for anyone, be who you want to be.. love it, and cherish it.

Honestly, today was the first day ive ever made a thread on this site.. i was scared that people would tell me to kill myself and all this other crap but then i was like.. "You know what, they don't know me, why would they get into my head? i can't change how they act because that's just how to world is.. " people do whatever they want and that's just how it is.

And make your videos! i believe in you and im sure that you'll be very good at doing it! there's a fanbase for everything, i promise.

Under neath the Disney Resort in Hawaii, Honolulu is a dead body. no ones knows how it got there, not me.

Thank you so much for this lovely reply. You have no idea just how much you've helped me. I'll definitely be keeping this in my mind (and in my phone with a screenshot lol).

Thanks confession cat

awww.. im glad i could help! that just made my day!

I've been shitposting on Sup Forums for the last hour.

Don't really see why that's much of a problem!
isn't that why everyone is anonymous? so we can just post whatever garbage we want?

keep on doing what you love user, im not stopping you!

I just realized that, after reading stories about genetically engineered fluffy animals being tortured and killed for hours, I didn't sleep just so I can shitpost and talk about your hat in too much detail. I need to go to a family event in an hour. Wat do?

sorry to hear that my friend! I enjoy scrolling through fluffy threads a lot, consumes most of my time sometimes.. I see you're in a predicament..

I advice hyping the hell up on coffee and slap yourself until your awake... run around the house... maybe get something to eat.

trust me, you can get through it, i have slept in a couple of days because of this damn site.

all i have to say is dress to impress! And stay safe!

Advise***

Alright, I'll try it! Have a psychic rottweiler for your troubles!

I'm 16 and have like, no friends anymore since the group I stuck with aren't going to the same college anymore, not sure if I wanna just mope around for another year on my own or fight insecurities and make friends, any advice?

Make new friends! You're only young for so long and i advise just having as much fun as you possibly can!

Moping around isnt much fun, trust me... Keep your head up and be yourself!

Confession cat is slightly sad, he's bored and has no one to talk to..

I was lied to by a colleague and his wife, both saying they were in an open relationship. And now that I've had sex with her he's changed his mind and my career is on the line. I have evidence but its being ignored due to my line of work, all they're doing is throwing the book at me. Should I have pizza or lasagna for food tonight?

uhhhhhhhhh... Lasagna for sure..

Also, Stay safe! Love you

How bad is it my grill and i are posting embarrassing shit written by my ex's new bf that was hacked from his work computer? please gander and make fun of his stupid musings of a strip club

I only have one question on my mind right now.
Who's a good kitty?

I want to quit my job and trade forex full time. I currently do it part time and make more money than my real shitty job. I'm nervous about being 'unemployed' though. Is there a way I could set up a company and trade through that, confession cat?

Im a good Kitty!! me! Me!!!

Thanks Mr C.

Hm... im sorry but i dont do well in business.. Im sure you could do anything if you set your mind to it! I apologize in advance for not answering your question the way you probably wanted..

Dont really understand your question but he's probably really stupid.

Actually, you answered my question perfectly confession cat. I'm going to do it. I'm going to go shoot up my office. Thanks confession cat!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... i do not advise that nor condone it.. soooooooooooooo

Meoooow!

>Dont really understand your question but he's probably really stupid.

the fat fuck my wife left me for thinks he is an author and I posted some of his juvenile stories about his first strip club encounter.

oh dang... i stand by my point: he's probably really stupid

kitty... needs... human... interaction. too. LIVE

goodnight Sup Forums