Hello Sup Forums, how was your first anal sex? How old were you? Did you have shit on your dick? Did the girl like it...

Hello Sup Forums, how was your first anal sex? How old were you? Did you have shit on your dick? Did the girl like it? What did you use as lube, if any? How would you rate it in comparison to vaginal sex?

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Be me 16, gf on her period, horny little slut, still think of today and I'm 31 with a family. At friends house sleeping on his futon with her, early morning wake up to her grinding her ass on my cock. But I thought it was your period? Don't worry about that there's something I've been wanting to try, takes me cock, without lube and without hesitation and places it at the entrance to her ass, pulls me toward hers, her hands on my hips, fuck for a while, cum in her ass, go to bathroom dick has a bit of shit on it but not too bad, squeeze cock to get last of cum out, comes out sort of browny yellow but again not as bad as I expected. Overall I rate the whole thing about 7/10, in my opinion pussy is better.

It was amazing. Girlfriend just said mid-sex 'after I come, fuck my ass'. So I did, and blew my load in her ass. Funnily enough it ended up being the first time I'd ever came inside her. Ass before pussy, what a slut.

Back in highschool my traditional chinese GF was insanely scared of getting pregnant, so the first several times we had sex was anal first.
We used a condom still due to her fear (which later on her fears subsided and didn't use one anymore for anal) afterwards noticed the condom now had a yellowish/brown tint, but no pieces of shit or anything.

Years later had a different girl who really enjoyed anal and every session of regular sex always ended with me cumming in her ass. Usually everything was okay. Every now and then some pieces of shit on dick, but would always wash up afterwards.
Same girl. One time we were doing anal in her car while she was on her lunch break at work (she worked graveyard shifts so we parked somewhere particularly dark) and after a bit she said it hurt, but it went away. I thought nothing of it. When I got home my dick was coated in shit and all over my boxers. Didn't notice during the sex as it was hella dark. Grossed me out a little bit and had to close my eyes as I washed it off lol. Still love anal sex to this day. Definitely my fetish. I miss her. She loved cum in all her holes and would spasm every time my dick twitched inside her.

Last gf I had was a petite filipino/chinese girl. About 5'1 around 100 lbs. She really enjoyed anal as well and would cum from it. Eventually had an accidental pregnancy she got aborted and no longer let me cum in her ass :(

My dick is about 7.5 inches and I have bottomed out in several pussies as I only date petite asian girls, but absolutely love it when a girl takes the whole thing in the ass.

Same user.
As I think back on it every filipino girl I dated enjoyed anal. Second girl I listed is filipino. They were also the wildest ones in bed, but also fucking crazy.

My ex started with a finger/tonguepunching her ass then literally begged me to fuck her ass one day. I have an average but very thick cock and she took it like a champion. Hottest sex i had in my life. Nothing beats a girl begging you to fuck her ass. She used to squirt from anal alone, i miss her haha

it was ok, I was diamonds because OMG it's anal, but looking bad it was not a big deal
22
a bit
she is wierd, idk really
yes lub
At the beginning I'd rate it way better, but only because of the domination fact that you are fucking her in the ass. The actual fucking is not as pleasant as vaginal, if you want pleasure you have to take it all the way out and stick it in again, and all the way out and stick it in again. That's pretty cool, plus you get to listen to her complaining about all the damage your dick is doing, which really brings it home.

First time was with an ex who had cheated on me and wanted to get back together. I didnt want to but i knew shed put out like crazy so i met up in a hotel to fuck. She sucked me off and then turns round and starts begging me to fuck her ass, also sucked me off after i nutted in her ass.
Feels pretty similar to pussy tbh, tighter at the entrance and a bit softer inside so overall its pretty fun. She must have been planninh it cuz she was clean as fuck, no shit ot anything. Obv still dumped her

I was 16. I'd had a girlfriend for a little over a year, and she made me wait a year to fuck with very little attention paid to my dick otherwise.

We were at one of her friends' house, and we slept on the pull-out couch. It was the first time we got to sleep in the same bed together, and I'd wanted to do butt stuff since before we did vag stuff. While making out on the couch, I pressed the head of my cock against her asshole (as I did pretty frequently), but this time there wasn't any resistance. She didn't say anything about it. So, I proceeded to lube the head of my cock with spit and slowly ease it into her asshole. It only took me 5-10 minutes to cum, which was fucking incredible because it was in an asshole and we were in the room with like 5 other sleeping people. Afterwards, I asked her what changed her mind about it, and she said that she just wanted to do something special for me, which was really sweet.

Also, no shit on my cock or anything like that. We had anal sex about once every week/two weeks for the next 5 or 6 years, and I can't recall a single time that there was any real mess.

first time: was in 20s forgot exact age, no shit on dick, she liked it enough but not as much as pussy, used water-based lube, shit was cash I love anal

I used to assfuck my sister when we were very young because her vagina was too shallow to put it in all the way. Results varied. When she grew to where I could completely fit into her vagina, I found it far better than her ass. That ended when our parents found out we were fucking by her getting pregnant. First pregnancy before first menstration. We were both put in therapy over that.

How are you guys getting along now? Is there any for the sake of old times fun?

>the average poster on Sup Forums

We get along fine now, especially since we quit the therapy and thus no longer to be made to feel like fucking was akin to murder. We know it's wrong and we both have spouses. We do fuck from time to time, but it is more like "Hey, we're both alone together and got some time to kill" thing, not really planned. Kind of like mutual masturbation. Her husband suspects something, but says nothing. His sperm count is low and likes being a father, good chance their two kids are mine. Our first kid as a manager at Wal-Mart and tells no one how he came to be. My wife is more into my sister than me, so she doesn't really stop my sister from coming around.

Wow. This exact same thing happened to me too user...

I don't doubt it. See:

>Be 16 and have a buddy who´s gf is a nympho
>be mid summer, buddy is away for a week with his parents
>Get text message from buddys gf asking if i wanted to come to a party
>Go to party, stay until almost everybody else leave
>Walk home with her, since we live in same area
>She doesn´t want to go home, so i ask her to come home with me to drink even more
>Says yes. both know what´s up.
>We have sex almost as soon as we get into my room
>Says i can do what i want to her.
>Try out all three holes, end up busting in her ass.
>We tell no one and never talk about it ever again.
>They are still together

It was good cuz I felt more tighter around the tip of my dick..i anal fck my niece while she was sleep..well that's what I thought..but she kinda woke up and I think she liked it cuz she start to arch her back more close to me and pumped her ass..until I creampie her..i loved it

Was a bit like putting my dick in a butt.

Tried it a couple of.times with an ex of mine (petite asian). Anal was too painful for her so i barely even got the tip in. She did like a finger up there lol. Any suggestions? Id really like to try it sometime

Astro Glide. You can slip a passenger train down a gopher hole lubed up with that.

Tried it with my first gf. Ran out of condoms so stuck it in her ass instead. Was ok, she wasn't into it that much.

Current gf loves getting DP with her vibrator and me. Likes it hard. Pic related.

Had it with my ex as i was 22, she was 26, its 4 years ago. We took some lube and a condom. Damn it was tight as hell, we needed some minutes to get my dick inside her. But the feeling was insane. I wouldnt say its better than pussy fuck, its just a slightly other feeling. My dick was hard as hell because of the tightness and i cumed after 5 minutes.

Pic fucking her pussy, sadly dont have any ass fucking pics of her.

19, fucked my boyfriend in the ass and came inside. We both enjoyed it.

>how was your first anal sex?
Hot because something a bit taboo and new, but physically no better than sex and maybe slightly worse in hindsight

>How old were you?
19

>Did you have shit on your dick?
Tiny speck which is to be expected because it was very spur-of-the-moment and we didn't do any prep. Have had anal sex since where she douched first and it was totally clean.

>Did the girl like it?
See my first answer. She liked doing something new and a bit nasty compared to vanilla sex, but she did hurt a bit and didn't get off to it purely physically. Mentally exciting, physically feels like having a dick in your ass.

Worth mentioning that it feels better for her the more you warm up and prepare, and she'll probably need something on her clit is she's gonna orgasm.

>What did you use as lube, if any?
Store bought water based lube which we had in case we ever wanted to try it. We did, and we we're glad it was there ready. Always use lube.

>How would you rate it in comparison to vaginal sex?

Hard to compare. If I was just talking what felt better, I prefer vaginal sex. That said it can be a real turn on doing something different, pushing boundaries or just exploring a new side of your sexual relationship. I'd say for effort/pleasure vaginal sex is best. Also bad anal is terrible whereas bad vaginal is usually just forgettable.

Your incest kids didnt come out with 3 eyes and 6 fingers? Damn.

Nope. We were worried about birth defects so we looked into it. Turns out it just increases the chances of recessive gene matching, which increases the chance of birth defects but also increases the chance of positive recessive genes. Neither of us are gingers, but we both carry the gene apparently (well, mom was a ginger). Our first kid and one of her "husband's kids" are gingers.

Does the husband know it's your kid? I'm guessing she must have told him if you guys had therapy and stuff.

do you really fall for this?

Nah I was asking for more details so he'd drop the ball and basically out himself as bullshitting. Keep them explaining till they contradict themselves.

It's one of those elephants in the room that is not discussed. Sister and I had therapy, not him. We only truly relate to each other. Her husband likes being a father, was told his chances of knocking up the wife was low, and signed each birth certificate making both kids (sister's 2nd and 3rd kid), his kids. Our first kid was from her first fertility, long before she met him. He knows THAT one is ours.

sounds like a typical us family.

I don't care much for the taboo aspect, it seems there was consent involved, and the kid didn't turn out horribly mutated.

tbh I'm jealous of how accepting everyone in this story seems to be :(

I hope you raise those kids right.

Guess I'll contribute
>Be 17
>Hopeless loser, but not a virgin, lost that the summer before when 16 to a chubby ginger slut with terrible tits and a loose pussy
>Tell friend I need a piece of ass
>Says he knows a girl, went to vo-tech with her
>Fucked her once, she'll def fuck you bro
>We meet up with her, we hit it off instantly (of course, shes and outgoing slut)
>Hang out a lot, start "dating" friend gets pissed
>Fuck her so many times I lose count
>Average 7" x 5.5" penis cant even feel the sides of this vagina
>She always tells me how big it is though
>Still feel empty inside because theres no vaginal friction
>She still cums and squits and stuff though, whatever.
>Gives me my first car blowjob in my shitty 3rd gen camaro
>Go camping one weekend
>Tent on the river bank, pocket full of condoms
>But user im on my period
>Doesnt disappoint me, lets do anal
>FuckYes.PNG
>Get started, hard to get in, complains of pain
>Give up and pull out, shit all over the condom
>I go jump in the river with a bar of soap and wash off the filth
>We pack up our camping shit and leave
>Family hated her, broke up with her to please them weeks later
>She moved to Fort Wayne and got fat and married and has like 4 kids with some guy
Pic very related, her now

Had so scour her myspace. This is what she looked like when I was fucking her

First time anal was with ex gf. Second date and we start to fuck as soon as we got home. Asked her if shes ever done anal. Say no and ask me. I say no. Precedes to grad my cock while she's riding me and inserts it in ass. No lube no nothing. Was too hot that my dick went limp. Buddy from work gave me a viagra pill just to be ready for the next time. Couple days later i took the whole pill and fucked her until i got bored. I was 21 she was 18 later i learned that she was the cum bucket if her highshool. Which explains the easy no lube insertion

>be 2015
>living in tokyo
>5/7 qt3.14 gf
>decided to go to love hotel
>give her oral for 30min while fingering her ass
insert penis in booty jpg.
>finger her vagina at the same time

Fingering her was awesome, I felt like masturbating trough her vagina while I was fucking her anal.
The anal part was nothing special thought, I was even surprised because it wasn't that tight.

Haven't done it again since but 11/10 would do again.

No poop on my dick because she actually prepared herself for the anal fucking

>pic related its her

>i miss her haha
>haha

First good anal sex or just first one ever tried?

You can share both.

:( i can see the pain

Not very good
22 or 23
Nope, used condom
She wasn't very into it
Regular lube, out of a tube
I'd say that compared to the vagoo it's pretty shitty (pun very much intended)

It was too much work for not enough payoff. I much prefer the vag.

I took it (I was the girl)

Shes Hot. Any more?

you want tits or ass?

Both please

You can post OC also. Here you go. Not mine, but nice.

great. you guys are doing it wrong...

how have I fucked a lot of chicks in the ass, and put a lot of things in chicks' asses, and I've never gotten poo on my dick or the objects?

and you guys are getting shit-smeared?

skinny chicks don't eat much, or shit much. something to think about.

You're kids, you're going to make mistakes. I'm a veteran with bitches, so take it from me.

first time was with ex
>she came to visit me where i was studying
>havent seen her for 3 months.
>"user my pussy aches i think I got some infection because I am stressed"
>She was aching too much to go for regular sex.
>After a few days of just sucking and handjobs I liretally beg her to give me her ass.
>We had lube, so finally she agreed.
>She was already used to ass play
>I fingered her a bit, while touching her softly in the front
>Then i lubed everything as much as I could, and bend her over.
>Tried to slip inside, incredibly tight.
>She start complaining because it hurts. Her muscle were really tense.
>Slowly I get it in, but I can barely move because of her complaints and because it was literally almost stuck inside.
>I was super worried about hurting her more, so I came without even enjoying it much.

That experience was awful. We tried a few other times but for her was always painful and she was always not relaxed so it was impossibile to make it enjoyable.

Ex gf was a tranny and I fucked her in the ass all the time. She would spasm all over my dick. Sex never lasted long, she loved being slammed hard and dominated. She fucked me a couple times too. Taking it is way better

she was a petite, small girl, super shy and with a super cute face. Looking kind of like a jailbait, at least a 8/10.

So? What is your advice?

Cool story bro.

well you guys are going in at the wrong time, you should focus on having her do cleansings if she's larger. if she's thinner (and has an eating disorder), you'll generally be fine

play with her butthole. a lot. use tons of lube. never 'jam' anything quickly. slowly.... and if she says slow down or stop, stop immediately. if you scare her at all, she might be done for ever.
if you get poo on you, NEVER get mad at her. laugh it off if she's laughing, if she's sad or embarrassed, don't let her lose her dignity over it. be supportive.

well dude, if anyone acts any differently than this with a girl they care about they probably deserve to have bad sex and no anal for their whole lfe. Those are the basic that should come natural to anyone who is not a retard cocky asshole.

First time was when I was 18, she was 16. She was a preachers granddaughter and a kinky bitch. Body was 8/10 big tits and a nice round ass, face was 4/10. Wore heavy makeup and shit. We would fuck every chance we got. Her mom caught me tongue slapping her clit and would never leave us alone for long. She would go downstairs for short periods and I'd instantly have her shorts pulled over and be in her pussy. I told her I wanted anal and she was totally down for it, she started masterbateing anally in preparation and everything. First time I got it I had gotten a nose bleed and went to the bathroom to clean up. She came to check on me and I knew it was my chance. Now mind you I'm 6 foot and she was like 5'2" or some shit like that. So I step into the bathtub (sat lower than the floor) and she gave me head to lube up. She turned and bent over and I gave her a few licks and some spit and slid in. It was tight and hard to get in, she even held her ass cheeks apart and spread her hole for me. Nutted inside her in no time partly due to being fucking great and partly due to her mom being all over my case. No shit or anything, not even a brown color. Still washed my Johnson off in the sink. Weeks later I finally got her snuck over to my house. We were fucking all over my room, tried to get in her ass a few times, I was sitting on my recliner and she went to sit on it. She ended up sitting down way too fast and hard (talking 0 to balls deep in. 0001 seconds) ended up kinda tearing her ass hole and wasn't able to get anymore ass play for a while.

...

All I can see is pixels

have you ever fucked a prolapsed rectum?

or put a speculum in the anus, and opened it up?

you're missing out

and you've got to get inventive, put more things in there, plants, small tires (seriously), panties, fist, feet etc.

Fuck off, neckbeard. Nobody likes you.

>have you ever fucked a prolapsed rectum?

better?

checked

>got fat
She's way bigger in the old pic. Sounds like you're bitter.

open your throat and feed my flower bed if you keep it up

Huh I actually just started dating a Filipino girl, and she's told me she is okay with anal. But she told me in the past it's always been a surprise and she prefers it that way.
So question for you more experienced filipina fuckers, is that really how I should go about it? We don't use condoms. But she gets super wet, should I just wait for a moment when I'm fucking her doggy and just slide it in without saying a word?
We've barely been dating a month, too soon?

She's the one who brought it up, after several times "accidentally" mentioning DP with a dildo. (She thought I said DP when I said something completely different/innocent.)

yeah but they're not tight. you're not fucking the rectum at that point.

heres another ex of mine as a bonus

>she would refuse anal tho

>be 19 attractive male
>walk into club
>20 min later walk out with big titted 19 yr old 6/10
>fuck her for over an hour no protection. I am protection.
>stuck a finger in her ass, how do you like this?
>her and me both anal virgin.
>she has lube in her bag
>ass is tight but but can only go in about 4-5 inches before you hit a fleshy barrier.
I like going balls deep and dont like the taste of lube so i usually just go with vaginal sex. Oh and get a job. And a gym membership. Fucking beta fag

Current GF started me on anal. She liked it with previous guys, I'd never done it or had particular interest in trying. She says I'm a little tougher to take at the start than other guys, because I'm thicker than they are, but with patience and lube, all things are possible.
I enjoy it about the same as vaginal sex, on a physical level, but it's fun to change things up and get some variety. She also enjoys it about the same. She'll reach orgasm purely through penetration, whether vaginal or anal, so a splendid time is guaranteed for all.

Pic unrelated

their gas is more acidic, you can't go surprise with a flip unless there's prep. if you get flip poo on you, you'll remember it until you die. it's their diet. their poo smells absolutely awful.

>I am protection

STDs incoming

>Mentally exciting, physically feels like having a dick in your ass.
/thread

my fillipina ex just liked it when i would play with her ass at random. If you have your hand down her panties, just push a little bit on her ass hole. I did the same and wound up finger fucking her ass in my high school bandroom . We never escalated to full blown anal sex because we could never find the right place and time.

17 years old, freak exGF wants to try anal, buys anal beads - takes the lot like a pro, take out = brown town. Never mentions anal again

1. Mindblowing
2. 22
3. Nope
4. silicone lube specifically formulated for anal sex to relax but not numb. Pjur backdoor.
5. prefer it. Mostly because it's my thing so I get more turned on. Physically it feels better too as I'm a little small 5" and her vag is a little too loose.

I worked on my girl slowly over the course of a year to get her to want it instead of pressuring her into it. Now she loves anal just as much as me which is great. we probably involve anal penetration at least 50% of the time. Sometimes shes not feeling it, not well etc and we only go in the pussy.

She doesn't need foreplay for her ass I just lube up and jump in. She's even encouraged and is cool with me just surprise buttsexing her while shes asleep which is amazing. I'll watch some porn get worked up then just lube up and slide straight into her ass while she sleeps. Normally sex for me takes quite a while but this gets me so turned on I only last a few pumps.

Sounds like she want's you to take charge. just wait till shes particularly horny give her an orgasm first then make sure you're lubed and go for it.

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Of course. Every chick at the club has lube in her bag. And a text book about java. And glass chess set.
>and who the fuck fucks over an hour outside the club? 5 minutes is the standard.
also virgin detected

who is that girl ? =o

and yet so many dudes seem to not have this "common" sense and I read horror stories on here all the time.

>clicking links on Sup Forums

Who is that, I want maor!

First time was when she eas pregnant with our first child.
I was so horny from grinding my dick in her asscrack we didn't need additional lube. Eventualy it slid right in.

Recently we've started to do more ass play, not necessarily anal sex, but her wearing a butt plug when i fuck her.

I remember one time when we were sober and it was the midfle of the day she dared me to fuck her ass, so i lubed her up and put it in and she constantly said "Easy, easy, easy..." until i was close to cumming and gave it hell.

Anal is best when you keep the tip of your dick close to her anus, past that it's quite spacious compared to a pussy.

I shat on his dick because he insisted on anal sex when I wasn't fully prepared and cleaned the he got mad and I started crying.

Good thing he's gone

>used to fuck this skinny little nympho
>one day she comes over
>on the rag, doesn't say anything beforehand
>tampon string hanging out
>I dont care, about to put my dick away
>she says "we can do anal"
>o-oh ok
>get vaseline
>shove it in
>she loves it, moaning like shes cumming
>the whole time im worried
>think im gonna hurt her or get shit on my dick
>pull out without cumming
>her butthole is gaping and shes in ecstasy
>i feel dirty inside
>shower for 30 mins

It might be for some people, but i don't recommend it. Doesnt feel that great. Overrated to me

>Let me put my dick into your poop hole. Eewww, there's poop, you stupid bitch.

Are you still into anal or did this experience stop you from trying again?

Well, I was in the closet being asexual, I did anal just because 'they wanted it, I wanted to keep them in the relationship, etc".
I barely feel any sexual attraction when I'm looking at a man, none when looking at a woman.

If there's a stable, loving relationship maybe I'd consider sex few times a month, this is how I am.

Also, no, it didn't have me stopped, I take more care now and not let anyone touch it, let alone put something in my asshole, until I am properly douched.

>consider
I would fuck your sigmoid colon for 2 hours and smear the shit in your face afterwards.

Now THIS is what I call a real boyfriend.

>how was your first anal sex?
It was nice. First time I fucked a girl
>How old were you?
I was 16, she was 14
>Did you have shit on your dick?
none at all
>Did the girl like it?
yes
>What did you use as lube, if any?
hand lotion she had
>How would you rate it in comparison to vaginal sex?
different. not necessarily better or worse

Thanks. And now I can tell you something about shit. When your dick is larger than 6 inches the chances of having shit on it is higher. In the rectum there is no shit, but in the sigmoid colon there is. The rectum is 4-6 inches long. So the problem of having a 7,5 inch penis is the shit. I fucked a girl a few weeks and had almost everytime shit on my dick. My mate, who railed her after me, never. Because his dick was only 5 inches long. I'm not kidding, we talked a lot about that.

Fuck, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he had a long dick.

First time was when I was 27. She was into experimenting, but she found it too uncomfortable.

When I was 30 with my next girl she was really into it. Her ex had a really small dick, and she wanted it all the time.

Now I have a tiny Asian GF (pic related), she also likes it in the ass sometimes and cums every time.

I sometimes get shit on my dick, (usually kind of slime, as in pic), but it doesn't bother me, we just shower afterward. Just used saliva as lube, sometimes Vasaline. I reckon vaginal is better, especially as my girl's puss is super tight, but it's a turn on to do anal once in a while.

-I was 22, she was 18
-No
-Yes; she initiated it
-Didn't use any
-Different is all I can say. It's good, don't get me wrong, but I think the idea of actually doing it is a bigger thrill than actually doing it.

I was 17 but we were both on xanax so I couldn't keep it up that well so it was meh

Tried it again sober and it was the fucking best sex I'd had in months, we used lube and she liked it a lot, super tight but you can't really go to town on it as much

I fucked a woman in the ass 1 week ago, I was so excited, my first time, and I've always wanted to do this. She was up for it

And well it was quite underwhelming, I thought it was going to be super tight, and by tight I mean her rectum would be hugging on to my dick and the friction would be unbelievable, but it was just like fapping.

Would do it again though

Oh and she'd cleaned so there was no shit, she bled a bit tho but that happened like every time we did vaginal sex anyway so I was fucking used to it by that point

>I was 16, she was 14
>14

uhhhhh care to explain how you got into that situation