Small?

Small?

yeah I'd suck it though

Yes, I am afraid that your life will be a failure and nobody will ever love you.

No,it's normal, don't worry about it

It's not huge, but it doesn't matter. It's fine. You're fine. Have a great life.

I'd happily suck it for you OP, anytime you wanted it.

thanks homies

Not really. My dick is way smaller than that and I was able to make my ex cum.

Not for americunts

U just dissed urself and thats like 12cm so yeah quite small

>mfw eurotrash are smaller on average
>mfw I have no face

Not small. Stop watching so much porn

good size mate

Laugh face laugh face laugh face
Just use ur imagination ^
U know why u said that cause ur angry because ur dick is small id say patriotic fat alone its like 4am in america so probably without job and just assuming here no sexlife at all

Not small, how many inches ?

16 cm // 6 inches

Second shift job. Married, four kids, wife, mistress. More pussy than you'll ever dream of having. I don't need my government giving me money when I can earn it myself. At least here we are trying to stem the flood of goat fucking rapists coming into our country. Have fun as your entire civilization comes to an end because you think rapists aren't bad.

Americunt laughing in ability to protect myself and not be jailed because I defended myself.

Completely fine, that's a bit above average

perfect size noob, dont stress.

It looks like a small smoked sausage with glaze

Rate my dick

Oh my fucking god is that really yours?

How??? Is it erect or is it extremely cold where you are?

>16cm

If you measure your balls together with it maybe LOOOOL

measurements?

12 cm erected, i have phimosis

Can retract skin only when cold, not erected


Also i got a tight as fuck penis, when it gets erected 0 elasticy, thats im virgin, my penis is not made for sex

Ya, 6 inches is actually above average. What does you wife and mistress think? And why is your dick head shiny? What were you doing, jerking with lube?

can you post a pic of you measuring it?

I just fapped and i had to make it erected and its such a mess bro

But its small, why you want a better pic

My dick is dry in the pic no lube

i like small ones

Why ?

theyre cute

This is the cutest thing someone on real life or internet have ever told me lol, i really apreciatte it

care to show me it at full mast, being measured?

I will show my forearm, nothing else

Your penis is made for sex, my friend. The size of the penis has nothing to do with it. It's the size of the woman's vagina and matching the size. Aside from that, even a woman with a big vagina would still enjoy sex with you. Sex is more than intercourse, remember that. Also, there's no such thing as a g-spot, a-spot, vaginal orgasm, or squirting. There are only clitoral orgasms and women can have more than one.

Its not made for sex not cause the size but cause it gets erected on a strange way i cant move it at all or it feels im gonna break it

well thats gay

I have a problem on my body where all my joints are tight as fuck, so is my penis when it gets erected


I have shorter ligaments than average joe

Why gay ?

When i'm laying on my back and my penis is erect, my penis is pointing upwards towards my head, but it's not so heavy that it's laying on my pelvis. Is this a sign that my penis is small or not girthy enough?

i was hoping to get a good look at it

>tfw you can make penis disappear just by pulling your sack

pics

Later, when no customers around, especially not the one I have now.

Could you get surgery? Can you masturbate?

How thicc op? 13cm?

Not at all

If you're a midget

Surgery for phimosis, yes, still it would be painfull to have sex

Yes i can masturbate just well, because i dont bend my dick, but when you have sex dick usually bends, in my case i cant do it because of how tight it gets, and i may get serial injury if i get laid

I have frenulum breve (short frenulum).

what do i do Sup Forums?

it's fine, stop obsessing about it

For my ligaments of course not, all my body is that way, i cant do some movements the average joe can do, like extending your arma above your head or touching your toes without bending knees

Nah, you just have to be the thruster instead of the thrustee. So you can never let the woman take the lead.

yeah, that's not 6 inches

Wont matter at all, at any posse when sex dick bendes at certain deegree

I have a weird anatomy, thus cant fuck

not him, but it clearly is m8

You need to stretch it more often. The trick is to pull your foreskin forward, rather than back.

Sure, if OP had tiny sissy hands.

You look average just like me.

m8, do you even suck dicks? 6" isnt that big visually

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This really works??

Sounds like a great excuse for blowjobs tho. And maybe doggy style? I like the smell

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You could try my more extreme method. Stick the shower head near the entrance on low thrust and let it balloon up.

If that's dry then my dick is the fucking Wahabi.

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Maybe blowjobs could go well but im disabled when it comes to please a girl

And i cant sttetch my penis by any means, short ligaments shit is fo real

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Sorry ligaments only inhibit length. Pump that dicklet up till it's as thick as a soda can.

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My dick was that when I was 14 fag

Damn. Well, eat the pussy, I do it just for the taste. And use toys especially vibrators.

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Ligaments matter a lot on elasticy a lot, if they are short they wont let you move st a further angle

Yea nigga i will have to eat pussy

It's just shiny

My dick looks kinda the same, I think it's how it looks like if you're uncut and pull the foreskin back. It's still as smooth and shiny as the day you were born cause it's usually protected by the foreskin

The objective is to just get so thick they get intimidated. Have you tried collagen supplements in conjunction with pumping?

>Make my ex cum

Listen dumbass if you could make her cum she wouldn't be you ex. Chicks will put up with a shit ton of stuff for a good orgasm. They are sluts.
She's your ex because she was faking it until she found a man to make her pussy jump.

You are not a man
>In B4 I dumped her
No you didn't faggot

Probably just means you don't have enough blood pressure to snap it all the way to maximum. Exercise more.

Well I do have a Jew dick. But at least it's not always leaking cheeses and clear dick mucus.

I laughed

I can pull it back anytime to clean it

And I can masturbate without lube. Beat that

Clear dick mucus is the best part though.

Fuck off only a corny ass beta would post a leaky cheese burger pussy pic and talk like a 14 year old bitch.

Really? I feel like it get hard as fuck though

I tasted mine once after a drop came out just to see what women have to taste. It was just slimy and kinda salty.

And I see the truth has triggered you.

**this** is small

Try pulling it towards your ashore, then let go. If it can slap you in the belly, you should be okay.
Mine too. It doesn't really come out unless I spend a lot of time(10-30 minutes) reading/watching without jacking. Anyone can compare it with a woman's?

>Anyone can compare it with a woman's?
Pussy juice doesn't really taste like much, maybe a little musty like an armpit or Taco Bell. You mostly smell spit though.

moar

That penis could be upwards of 7 inches hard

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See what you did faggot? Now you've got this virgin touching his little pecker. Pathetic, losers.

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I just saw something I liked. That asshole looks perfect. I can ignore the weak bait text.
Keep going

Well he was gonna touch it anyways...I'm suret no one else is

That's a nice ass.
Any anal? If so, pictures?

r8!