ITT: We are on a plane

ITT: We are on a plane

OP

Here's hoping we go down and not in a good way

Allah akabaaaaasrrrraaaksnbsbwb

I cannot breathe, let me out!!!

Sorry sir. We're overbooked. We need your seat

Hey do you know when we get to NY?

Wasn't this how the simian virus spread around the world?

Allahu ackbar!

>you're now dead

*splish splish splish*
*masterbates furiously underneath coat*

Where is the flight attendant with my complimentary in flight peanuts and my small cup of apple juice?

This is capain Yamumbo Yumambo, please remain calmed.

I pull out my ak47 and threaten people to obey islam

...

I've always wanted to open the door mid-flight for some fucking reason

Allah ackbar

Got first class fucking poor fags

I just filed the flight plan. Some of you aren't on it.

Would you tap her pussy to fuck your mom?

>be healthy CURVY REAL WYMIN at 350 lbs
>seats obviously made for sknny anorexic sluts
>fighting furiously with seat belt
>stop in the middle of fastening it to eat snickers, gotta keep those sugars up
>screech at skinny bony slut stewardess to bring a belt extender
>proceed to spill over into the seats next to me
>muh curves tho

Our pilot is japanese?
I think we should be fine hey look a battleship outside the window

Checked

I'm out

Target spotted.
Ahem, I mean we will be landing at jfk momentarily....

*farts*

hey guy's look what i found under my seat a .....um clock...? ...um ...guy's.....

You mean how niggers went all over the world? No, that was by boat.

Hello, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard. We are presently flying at thirty-nine thousand feet on our flight from YLYL to Dank Memes. We are expecting a smooth flight and anticipate an on-time arrival in Dank Memes at 10:05 PM GMT. We hope you enjoy your flight, as always, OP is a faggot.

Guys, there's some kind of giant snake in the toilet. It has no teeth.

faggot

TAKBIRRRR DAWLAT AL ISLAMI

Miss?
>one minute sir
MISS?
>WHAT?
CAN I HAVE SOME FUCKING PEANUTS PLEASE?!?!?