This is my wife, please be nice to her

this is my wife, please be nice to her

Yo I hate to break it to you but your wife is a dog

u want some of this?

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a fictional dog

She's my wife >:(

a cute dog!
dont remind me
no

You break my heart user :(

sigh

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id like to see what tortimer has to say about sex

Temmie is better

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The fuck is that?
Micropenis?
Someone forget how to draw a fishtaco?

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Use your imagination kek

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I am but it looks like my penis after ive had a really steamy piss....

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i want to kiss that pup

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i have nut to this image about ten thousand times tbqh

I love your honesty user

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I think it's supposed to be dog pussy.

*kissu*

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free her

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No! She's mine!

STOP

I don't want to

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I would fuck that dog.

That one is my current fav. So thicc.

Oh I'll give it to her nice an slow

Go your hardest user

Smol and kawaii > thicc n slutty

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I'll be sure to pass it along ;)

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Pls clean the shit off it first

Isabelle no dont drown him plz

Isabelle is saying no to your request

I guess she's really into scat... and incest apparently

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The best part about this picture, is the tiny dick. Cause it's that fucking small I'm pretty sure an six year old child wouldn't feel it

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I hear you've been talking shit.

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Talking shit implies that I'm wrong, that is a micropenis, I am not wrong.

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>it's actually smaller

It's a femtopenis, thank you very much.

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Found the photo of your kids

whoa

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I heard your waif had terrible dry food gas.

I can't get over how much the second tard from the left looks Anthony Fantano.

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Just horrible terrible waifu ass gas. The kind you can't plug up without a 9 inch Congo dick.

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'They started off so well'

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i love her. i love her so much. i could write poetry abput this dog that would make shakespears greats look like the trashiest of fanfiction. there's nothing more i want than to hold this dog in my arms and and me in hers
theres nothing i think about more than this character. it should have been illegal for nintendo to create a character this appealing, because the sheer obsession I have for this dog has ruined me

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if you want to start a r34 thread of her, just say don't be a pussy

K.

WTF is happening there