TRUMP GENERAL - WALLS WORK EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4

JOHN MILLER INTERVIEW
youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU

TRUMP LEAKED THE JOHN MILLER TAPE HIMSELF, INTERVIEW AT 2:40
youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_E._Miller
img04.imgland.net/2uEtDSO.jpg
nytimes.com/1992/03/31/us/the-1992-campaign-candidate-s-record-clinton-remakes-home-state-in-own-image.html?pagewanted=all
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

Guys r8 my oc :3

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CHOO CHOO

Reminder that there is literally no proof that Donald is in the phone call.

Give me the delegates Big Don

>mfw Big Don is a lowly employee of The Trump Organization

he's got everything in the company's name
but he's hood rich da dada dada da

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rekt fgt

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I saved it.

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Hehe, I like it

>trump is john miller
ok, that's the last straw. i now #feelthejohnson

Which Trumpling is your favorite?

I'm biased towards Eric. We share a name, and he inherited the shitposting gene.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Bear will usurp the throne

this meme is shit

Trump Angel

oh shit waddup

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When is the next happening?

do you feel safe going to funnyjunk to get that meme?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Baron Trump

How about you feel my Johnson?

help us spread fake Bernie propaganda

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_E._Miller

>Democrat
>Prosecutor
>Arkansas, Clinton home state

We must go deeper

here you go buddy

img04.imgland.net/2uEtDSO.jpg

Go away r*ddit

no

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That meme actually originated on a dank, obscure ironic facebook meme page.

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Ha, it was me.

i think the shitty resolution gives it a nice gritty feel. also perfectly encapsulates the situation

wrong baron trump

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Hmm Kelly File replaying Krauthammer/FBI segment instead of showing the Trump tape thing, think they're trying to cover it up?

> dank, obscure ironic facebook
>facebook

yeah fuck off with that shitty meme

Anyone have some Newt head cutouts?

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I think they realized it was a non story

>#feelthejohnson

Damn user did you come up with that on your own? shit had me rolling over here

Fuck off Berniecuck

is it me or does Miller look fucking great?

wish I could pull off that hair and beard.

I NEED HELP DIGGING BOY

nytimes.com/1992/03/31/us/the-1992-campaign-candidate-s-record-clinton-remakes-home-state-in-own-image.html?pagewanted=all

"There's kind of a feeling of pride across the state now, that we've done something worthwhile, helping ourselves along," said John E. Miller, a member of the Arkansas House for the last 34 years.

I noticed that too

I'm like "damn, I don't want to listen to Krauthammer back-to-back"

>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ

Poor little Benji.

It's a replay man. For people who haven't seen the first one

If anyone else is watching, they showed the Krauthammer/FBI segment, went to commercial, then came back and replayed this same exact segment again instead of the Trump tape reveal.

Seems like they cut it out of the show...

>Trump's PR guy, John Miller, gave him a copy of the tapes. Or the reporter that "lost" the tape made copies. Or the guy who moved into her apartment found the tape. Who knows. Noting can be proven.

>They will keep coming at it at different ways, increasing their attack. They will do whatever it takes. They won't hesitate to kill if it is necessary. It won't be, though. They will just increase their trickery in the media. The American people won't be able to withstand it. This whole leaked tape is part of their game. It's not what it seems like. Trump didn't leak the tape.

I didn't post it tho, it was >he doesn't crawl through the depths of the normie infested facebook to search for secret and coveted ironic, post-ironic, abstract, meta, and autistic memes.

Is anyone else excited we will have an attractive first family again instead of a pack of chimps stinking up the White House that everyone has to bend over backwards for to pretend are attractive?

No, they literally replayed the Krauthammer segment twice in a row. Like, 10 minutes of Krauthammer, commercial, then the same exact 10 minutes.

Sorry I haven’t been doing summaries lately, been moving
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Trump used to troll reporters as a fake publicist 25 years ago
>Trump would use the name “John Miller” or “John Barron”
>Audio released of one conversation allegedly involving Trump posing as John Miller
>Washington Post thinks this is Oppo Research
>Media frenzy ensues
>Trump stokes the fire in subsequent interviews
>Trump to Stephanopoulos: Hillary is a good friend of yours and you worked for her but you don’t reveal it
Afternoon
>Trump says tax returns will be released after audit
>Says his tax rate is “None of [the press’s] business”
>Cruz: Those responsible for Trump’s rise bear the responsibility going forward
>Bill Clinton flew on pedo’s jet w/o secret service
>Trump campaign pushing The Don to blacklist Never Trump people at convention
>Blacklist would include consultants and “operatives who worked for Never Trump groups and some who worked for Trump’s GOP presidential rivals or their supportive super PACs”
Tonight
>Megyn Kelly has reporter who spoke to Trump when Trump used fake name
>Reporter says she didn’t release audio
>suggested that Trump released audio
>Media in full panic mode as they have fallen into another Trump trap

but did the chinese make the mongols pay for it?

Trump is also Johnson.

Shapiro turned into a nasty jew
SAD!

>73948533
"The Post obtained the recording from a source who provided it on the condition of anonymity."

I am now aware that Trump with a beard looks awesome. Maybe he will grow one after his 2nd term and the country begs him to be President for Life.

Im convinced Baron Trump will be the anti christ, hes set to come from an affluent political family, hes clearly set to be the most handsome, intelligent, charming Trump, hes going to be charismatic just like his daddy, perfect description of the anti christ

wait-- WAT

Fucking faux news. And they wonder why they're so negatively viewed by Republicans,

>Says his tax rate is “None of [the press’s] business”
Was this not in the morning?

They're not going to let him win. They are in control. Everything is going exactly as planned, and Hillary will be the next president. You don't believe me now, but when Trump goes down, you will know who did it, and you will be helpless to do anything about it.

To the foreigners, how does your family and friends feel about Trump?

Pretty suspicious. Maybe they were contacted by Trump to shut up and not let the story fizzle out or maybe they don't want anyone else to see it so they can be the first to break it tomorrow, though I doubt many people watch the reruns compared to the live thing.

Thanks for the update

They know they got memed on.

Thank you so much, hope your moving goes well

>youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BETTER THAN ANIME PLOT TWIST

Yeah they did the FBI/Kraut thing
>Commercial break then we go to woman with Trump tape story
>Comes back
FBI/Kraut thing

Welcome back TNN I missed these reports. Btw, "report" sounds cooler than "summary".

>JOHN MILLER INTERVIEW
>no one mentions how much Tru-- err "miller" rips on the press for being yellow journalists and full of shit throughout the interview
>the whole interview is "miller" talking about how Trump manipulates the media, how the media keeps trying to dig dirt on him and nothign sticks, and how full of shit the media is

>everyone on the media today keeps bringing up the interview proving his points

media truly have no self awareness do they

Fox got trolled by Huffpo.

looks like my highschool girlfriend but with shorter hair and smaller tits

>it's a low-energy thread

>tattoos all over that beautiful white skin
fukken dropped

Fucking kek

>it's a real nigga hours thread

Is that Demi Lovato? Damn girls are ugly without make up

>it's a sitting at home and posting on Sup Forums Friday

This was funny.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
cont

>all over
you're exaggerating user. Live a little.

Everyone else is too busy researching John Miller.

>Maybe they were contacted by Trump
Nah, more like they're trying to cover their ass to avoid the inevitable Trump lawsuit.

Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the deaths of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
cont

Is he on board?

I love these, keep them up.

>this shill again

White skin is disgusting. It is a plague and has caused all of the problems in this world. The only solution to white supremacy is to cover up white skin with tats.

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

CLIQUE, MOTHERFUCKING LIKE!

fuck you on about. these threads been moving at the speed of thought.

I keep seeing this pasta in Youtube comments. I hope I see it more and more.

Which Loli plane did Bill ride?

Still a fat cuck who thinks the Don is a 'plant'.

This is exactly the kind of attitude that has led us to the mess we're in right now. I promise, people, it's not going to happen again!

not Trump related, but are open relationships degenerate? Am I a Cuck?

>it's an user who replied to me is doing the same despite criticizing me