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... me timothy james byrne here in my rented new 23 april 2017 ... edition ...

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GOD SAVE THE UVF

rate me out of 10

what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?

not for aesthetics but for the speed of your pour

kelv

>single linking
reddit

firing up the ol' bittorrent

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>tfw no woman to make your way through this world with

nonce

enjoying dead space so far

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*steals tims teddies*

deluge desu

swamparse

This is a unionist general.

group chat are going mental at one girl for being a massive slut

haha
going to remain silent

reminder that human society is all about the responsible use of drugs to change or enhance our abilities.
youtube.com/watch?v=UmxYMCLDbJg

i drink out of the bottle most of the time so that's zero pour time at all
checkmate

>thanks, the ladies seem to think so
if women like people like you then that just tells me i'm better off staying a virgin tbqh

The people who have problems with girls being sluts are virgins desu

reddit

AYYY BADABING BADABOOM DOCTAH FREEMAN GUY

>The rebellion was an attempt by a group of Irish convicts to overthrow British rule in New South Wales and return to Ireland where they could continue to fight for an Irish republic.

>Ending in disaster, the ill-fated rebellion resulted in the death of at least 39 convicts in both ‘Australia’s Battle of Vinegar Hill’ itself and ensuing martial law punishments.
ah yes the so-called proud irish history

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you don't even know what you're posting

the union and monarchy both have to go

>neighbours having a loud argument that I can hear because of paper thin walls
>sounds like they're going to break up
>he is complaining because she expects him to do everything and he is out of the job and can't pay for the baby
>he claims she is drunk and keeps swearing, she keeps telling him not to swear and he she isn't drunk (didn't sound drunk)
>he says she wants to be the downfall of him
>arguing stops for about 10 minutes
>I then hear the telltale signs of sex: heavy breathing, bumping on the wall, the occasional moan
>put my ear to the wall, whip out my dick, and start masturbating for a while to the noise
>sounds like they're about to reach climax so I pick up the pace
>he suddenly stops as I spunk
>she laughs and says "what?" then they start at it again slowly
>post masturbation low hits in
>sat here with spunk all over my hands forced to listen to the neighbours have sex
>it's louder than before and I can hear the slapping of skin
>they moan simultaneously in climax
>I stand up to clean my hands and willy
>see myself in the mirror
>break down into tears
>hear the neighbour girl say "what's that noise, can you hear crying?"

Welll then... Haha

FULLY

Could probably crush the head of all unionists in the palm of my hand.

actually the people roasting her have all shagged her at some point

think they must have broken hearts x

love how you came to this conclusion
the beta runt mindset

reckon I could heem every republicuck then splooge on their mrs

your uncle

lmao
dad went to the 24/7 garage to get more beer

shit himself on the way back
fuck sakes I'm going to have to clean up his mess

Peep the technique.

irish australians > anglo australians

>Could probably crush the head of all unionists in the palm of my hand.

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Anglos>irish subhumans

rather be a "beta" than a cunt

you're not me

reckon i could HEEM every single hun in the world at the same time without even breaking a sweat

>lmao
>dad went to the 24/7 garage to get more beer
>shit himself on the way back
>fuck sakes I'm going to have to clean up his mess

impressive

would bully

Reckon I could kill all republicucks with a single swipe of the fist

would love to heem whichever mong came up with the stupid alpha/beta dichotomy
such utter bollocks that just gives twats an excuse to puff their chests and act like a bellend in the name of being "alpha"

I disagree the cunt always defeat the beta

getting tired of dad muggin me off

so glad i never had a turbo-degenerate dad

I only had a semi-degenerate one

>reckon i could HEEM every single hun in the world at the same time without even breaking a sweat

dad died when i was 6

>there are ordinary people who oppose republicanism

truly baffling, what do they see in monarchy?

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lmao

t. omega

How do you cope with having a dad who is a turbonormie alpha?

absolutely love hearing neighbours have sex desu

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

hopefully you join him soon

she's right y'know

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so zany

they wank off to the thought of being a serf
same with tory voters
they LOVE the idea of being spied on by a dominating middle aged motherly figure
they're cucks
they're at the ultimate layer of cuckoldry

It's profitable

yeh i heemed him with one punch

TORIES
TORIES

WE ALL LOVE THE TORIES

is growing old beautiful or tragic?

reckon i could just intimidate all unionists into becoming staunch republicans just by my mere presence. they'd look into my eyes, feel my very aura and fucking SHITE themselves right there and then and then start crying because it was irritating the skin on their arses

Calm down lad you've posted this 6 times

my dad only drinks milk if its a few days off and a bit sour

backs against the walls lads

they're clinging to whatever shred of british identity they have left

>Having a Kinder Bueno lads

he'd love kefir. buy him some.

>people that look like this have infinitely more confidence than I do

>Louise Mensch is diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, which made her realise she was "self medicating" with wine for stress, and she has now almost completely given up alcohol.[85] She also commented that taking hard drugs in the 1990s "messed with [her] brain and had long-term mental health effects.
lol

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mom died when i was 10

any of you lads balding?

imagine you thought the irish were subhuman but they still managed to kill your uncle lmao

>you look better than this guy

fuck off you're having my leg

fake news

independent.co.uk/news/people/the-biggest-myth-about-the-queen-her-contribution-to-the-british-economy-10491277.html

republic.org.uk/what-we-want/monarchy-myth-buster

big time

alri gramps

your mum was a fucking bender

good riddance

legitimately funny that there are more poms than aussies in /brit/ who want the monarchy gone

our prime minister is a republican but no one else seems to care anymore

Have had a fringe my whole life and now I'm afraid to get a haircut without it in case I'm receding.

how?

FUCK WHITEY

do you remember much

Pretty sure that is a different girl compared to all the other pictures.

What does DNA stand for?

very carefully

>Independent
>Some other left wing rag
Shan't be opening either of these you utter mongoloid

is the queen jewish?

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags