Chinese m00t said it was okay

Chinese m00t said it was okay

Rem is mine to hold (and to be held by) once more!

Hands off

hi angel

during early human existence it is hypnotized that when humans wandered away from Africa and into Europe the albinos would blend in perfectly with the snow and ice and the regular-skinned humans (blacks) were killed by saber-toothed tigers
omg i love that anime
hi user!

how are you angel?

omg its so hoooot i think it was a mistake riding my bike today

why did they brainwash people to believe that?

its only a hypothesis. you have to remember that early humans were not as smart as we are now. and they were much shorter, about 4ft tall i think.

i think you used the wrong word here

i don't understand

thats because youre a dumbass

>tfw 16-note chords are impossible

duke? and hello :)

i already know what i am

that sucks.
you must be all wet now

i must find a job though. i'm heading home now since the weather is getting worse, anyway how are you?

>hypnotized

what kind of job do you want?
not doing too good

what about it?

i want a job picking up dog poop at this point

why aren't you doing too good?

oh i see lol sometimes i think i have dyslexia

that's ok you'll find something.
this is a very cute picture. do you have that one where her hair is tied and tucked into a cute little hat?

that will take forever to find!
and i'm sorry but i have to focus on not getting smashed by cars
>arm candy for you

Not if you keep searching.
Claiming and driving is dangerous :(
that one is cute enough, get home safely..

this one time an illegal clipped my bike because he thought this was his country or something and my bike left a big nasty scar on his door, i don't know how they don't seee me. i'm wearing a neon green vest

i think i found it!

que?

Even if you'tr wearing high visibility things, you should always assume they don't see you.
yes :)

A-angel? I-I-i....I l-love you...

what? i can't speak italian

i should keep that in mind. i don't own a car so i don't know much. he didn't even have his blinker thing on when he turned at me

that's very nice of you to say user, i love you too! do you have a waifu?

I-i do......sh-she's called k-kosuri..

People drive like idiots.
Technically, cyclists have priority in a lot of situations but it's risky

i have enough consideration to ride on the backstreets so that i don't make their lives harder.
>entering the city
let me put my phone away before the cops ticket me again. goodbye user!

goodbye

S-sorry....replied w-wrong..

:o

ddddddukeeeeeee?????????

:(

fffffoulaww????????

-_-

not muffin

wwwwwwwwwho are youuuuuuuu
is it really you???????!? :(

yyyyyyunnoooo?????
hellllppppppppp

yes :(

QOTT

Would you date a loli?

not if she was 14

Konichiwa

You want to wait until she's 18 or something?

maybe even a bit older

Don't you want to be her first?

That would be a plus, I guess.
But I'm not ready to go full pedo for that.

>14
TooOld.jpg

Would you love to feel her cherry pop and watch her shocked face as your cock goes deeper and deeper and kisses the opening of her cervix?

She's a virgin though.

I don't know about that

You gay?

not sure about that either

Look at this girl, would you fuck this girl?

>thinking I wouldn't notice
probably would anyway

>you come home after a long day of work
>hadn't fapped all november
>its december 1st
>no one is in your house atm
>you open the door
>see this

What do?

do I have to assume it would be my gf? or just an intruder

ah my bad I just noticed that there isn't supposed to be anyone at home.
As alluring as this looks, I would probably have a few questions first.

ok

hhhhhhhellppppppppppppppppppp

A horny slut who has waited for you all day. She proceeds to BEG you to fuck her.

Don't worry she's clean and her tubes are tied.

Gorsha claimed.

might have to go for it.
she looks delicious

Her pussy is dripping soaking wet and the moment you put the tip of your cock in she starts cumming buckets.
Your neighbors hear you banging her and get jealous.

Are you trying to turn that interrogatory into ERP?

also her asshole was much more inviting in that picture

Hibiki claimed

Oh I'm sorry. I'm trying to awaken your sexual side.

No you're allowed to enter her asshole until you cum inside her.

It's really awake now, don't worry about that.
alright it shouldn't take too long then

I'm going to go for now, I don't know what's wrong with me. Have a good day, user.

you're alright
goodbye it was fun

you guys need to bump

Wasp-san claimed

.. whatever this thing is, claimed

Qtpie ants claimed

Truebug like thing claimed

Yandere Hornets claimed

...

Giant Fly claimed

more anal

Whip scorpion claimed

This one moves. Let me sort through my drive

...

>don't claim until christmas

this scares me