Our Great Emporer Trump is calling you

Our Great Emporer Trump is calling you.
How do you respond.

Other urls found in this thread:

google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/17/border-patrol-union-chief-praises-miraculous-drop-in-illegal-immigration-under-trump.amp.html
elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/trump-job-approval
elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/democratic-party-favorable-rating
politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/apr/25/donald-trump/illegal-immigration-lowest-17-years-trump-said/
pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/27/5-facts-about-illegal-immigration-in-the-u-s/
trumpdonald.org/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

'Scarnon?

Probably with "hello" and ask what he wants?

Answer the call like any other human bean and ask what he wants.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

moshi moshi

Yes, Commander in Chief? How may I assist you?
Red Lioness reporting in.

Decline, I don't accept calls from crazy old men.

By checking these dubs

"Your order, GodKing?"

You are fake news

>be me
>be trump supporter
>be angry at winning so much
>President calls me
>I quickly answer
>"Hello this is Donald J Trump speaking"
>I quickly say "CAN YOU STOP FUCKING WINNING. IM SICK OF IT"
>Tell him to fuck off and eat a dick for winning to much

"Donny T. ! What up mang' ???"

hahah winning ok

...

>human bean

Пpивeт, тoвapищ, кaкиe-нибyдь нoвocти из Кpeмля?

"Son I'm taking your healthcare, money, dignity, and forcing you to fight in a war with n korea, and then iran if you survive. thanks. the Trump family thanks you!"

I probably shouldn't tell the president to suck my dick, so I might ignore the call

>h-hello s-ir

"Hello?

Yes, this is dog."

"Emporer"
You guys never cease to amaze with how low you maintain your levels of intelligence

Lol yes winning hahahaha wow, special snowflakes

Uh oh
It looks we triggered a liberal SJW

>"Emporer"
>You guys never cease to amaze with how low you maintain your levels of intelligence
...screamed the stable boy

>hold phone to ass
>let a real anus ripper of a fart lose.
>hang up

/thread.

lolol trump's done literally nothing but look like an idiot

tell me, how's his amazing plan to replace the ACA? i hear it's the best you've ever seen

We triggered another liberal SJW here

Ask for a small loan of a million dollars

triangulating location

>ACA
A current affair? B-but Tracy's shoulders...

>> Sees this
>> "Friend/brother probably changed a contact to this."
>> Answers
>> "Hello?"
>> Slight pause, like a recording
>> Trump introduces himself, either very convincing fake or it's real
>> Interupt Trump's introduction
>> Talking on the other side stops, so it's not a recording
>> "Thank you for calling me Mr. President, but why did you call me?"
>> Trump responds
>> "I know you voted for Bernie. I know you voted for Hillary. Vote for who I choose in your state's election next year, or else."
>> Stammers a response
>> "O-o-or else wha-at?"
>> Knock on my window
>> Draw curtain back and peek out window
>> Some big looking Secret Service people standing there
>> Heart sinks
>> Trump responds
>> "Do you understand now?"
>> I don't respond.
>> "I take that as a yes."
>> He hangs up
>> Secret Service people start leaving
>> Paranoid af for the rest of time

ooooh good one way to derail my point i'm sure everyone will think i meant that

Illegal immigration is way down
Trump just had to be president for that to happen.
Sounds like winning to me

Checked

do you have statistics for that or is it something you heard on an editorial blog? i'm genuinely curious, i'd love to see the numbers

Kek

I luved c-ing ur numbas pal
Checked!!! :-)

Ok I'll get those numbers
If I said something you liked you probably wouldn't be asking tho (((((Cause liberals are fags like that)))))

Yeah man girls are gross

oooh the strawman of calling me a liberal just because i think you're an idiot, doesn't really sound like number getting to me

This

Yeah man, hey do u vape dude? (Its cool if u don't)

why are you such a cuck faggot?

I'm not a beta so i don't worship their king.

google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/17/border-patrol-union-chief-praises-miraculous-drop-in-illegal-immigration-under-trump.amp.html
Got it libcuck

BUMP

WAAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAA????????

Hello Mr.President! How can I help you?

no, vaping is gross lol

FOX NEWS LOLOL

i said something that's not editorial

>inb4 cnn cuck

all tv news is trash

of course, do you even have to ask?

>hello Mr. Trump
>Don't you just hate it when the media shills over your low approval, but doesn't show the democrats approval rating (which is lower)
elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/trump-job-approval
elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/democratic-party-favorable-rating

That's cool bro, hey do u like memes dude? (Its cool if u don't)

Fucking kek

Retarded
>Fox is fake cause muh, I don't like their news

if you mean graphical memes online yeah they're funny sometimes

"What up my nigger! Seriously, that was unironic, you are a nigger... now tell me what is that you need"

Here
Here's a non Fox News source
Just so you can realize how real my claim is
politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/apr/25/donald-trump/illegal-immigration-lowest-17-years-trump-said/

I'd probably first ask myself how donald trump got in my contacts but yes

no, i said all tv news is trash. news like that is not statistics, even if they throw out a percentage. news like that is editorial, meaning they take a real thing and then they extrapolate their own interpretation, usually in an incendiary way. frankly their past reporting has lost my trust through repeated offenses of reporting conflicting things in what appears to be a rating battle and i no longer see them as a viable source of true information, ALONG WITH cnn, msnbc, and the ny times for their clickbaity as hell titles. i want to see the numbers, not the opinions

Yeah
Fuck tv

That's cool dude, sorry 4 l8 reply bro I was in the toilet (LOL) hey do u vape man? (It's cool if u don't)

*tv news

Welp looks like the thread is dead I'm out of here niggers

>hello this is your President speaking
>lemme get uhhh WW3 my guy

that states that his claim is true, it doesn't necessarily say that it's because of anything he's done though. did you even read it?

pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/27/5-facts-about-illegal-immigration-in-the-u-s/

A decrease of about 300,000. Sad thing is, the decrease isn't from illegals being detained and returned. It's less people attempting to enter the country. It's people in shitty living conditions in dangerous places deciding that the current situation is preferable to coming to live here. That's not something to be proud of.

Scream at the top of my lungs like an excited 16 year old girl for 10 seconds, then answer in a shaky voice.

"hello? Hello? Are you there?"

"Hey. What's up?"

or this.

I would almost certainly let it go to messages

trumpdonald.org/

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad.. it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it""
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

"Hello, Mr. Trump? I'm still not sick of winning, What should I do?"

I'd ask him for a job.