/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

We'll be there for you edition

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvjif68zZgA
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lützow_Free_Corps
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first for britain and france but NOT germany

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meanie

good edition

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(((you)))

allies for 200 years

this means the french are our second best ally

hello slaves

BONG'd

Fuck off.

r-rude

Dat Zwirbelbart

What is the /fug/ approved stance on slavs?

shoot on sight?

white niggers

better than arabs and nignog worse than normal people.

Interesting and often nice fellows, although prone to violence

reposting:

who should I put as germany? Asuka?

>asuka langley soryu
>german

Not a fan of anime lad, like just use real people instead lmao

Tomoko
Would be very fitting for germanys autism

see this not bad post for a Bong

OP pic is truthful
(for once)

pretty sure that's a german name.

I could make one with real people afterwards if you like. Nigel for Britain, Le Pen for france maybe? who for Germany?

Can someone Give me a quick rundown on drachenlord?

this please and does he have any English vids?

>Nigel for Britain, Le Pen for france maybe? who for Germany?
Our right wing is a joke and you can't find a poster face for them, really
You should just do prime minister + president + chancellor instead of unelected parties

wiki doesn't agree with you lad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langley

also if you do le pen use marion
she's perfect

>who for Germany
Merkel

Or
Merkel shaking hands of French president
Merkel shaking hands with British PM
Merkel looking into a mirror

Absolutely cringy general. Not surprising it's propagated by lonely weebs.

>Asuke the English(man)

hmmmmm

>Langley soryu
>German
No.
>Fatass NEET
>Lives in a wooden shithole house in the middle of nowhere in Franconia
>makes shit videos
>gets hated obviously and screams at his haters in every video
>once a "häider" (as he calls them) calls his sister with a computer voice saying something like "i know where you live yaddah yaddah"
>he makes a video completely losing his shit and reveals his address
>People visit him now for banter
>he can't pay his electricity bills anymore
>sad existence

>@73950814
Hmmmm

tracked your original IP to T*rkey and shall be disregarding your post.

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

absolute state of drachenlord tbqh

>Who for Germany
It's difficult. Our only viable right-wing party is going to a lot of trouble right now. Probably not ending well.

>Lena used to get posted all the time on /deutsch/ then you stopped for some reason


well, that was mostly me, and i stopped when some obsessed russian started to derail whole threads with her and after a while he stopped to post and everyone was sick of her, but she is definitely /deutsch/s girl

He also has sex with horses, attacks people that go near his house, proposed to a girl he had been talkingtaand to for a month who reveaalef herself to be a hater , and thinks a holocaust is a good thing that should happen sometime soon because he has no fucking clue what the holocaust actually is

>Deutsche die mit Anglos und Franzacken anbandeln
WIE
DER
LICH

Bismarck dreht sich im Grabe herum

>thinks a holocaust is a good thing that should happen sometime soon because he has no fucking clue what the holocaust actually is
Kek,video link nao.

>Franzacken

I can't speak Krautish, why do I have the impression it's quite mean?

please do Asuka

Good job getting millions of white people killed in your wars you barbaric subhumans

youtube.com/watch?v=-fIEyipS7RY

ER STRAFE ES

nothing wrong with killing a few whites from time to time, it's what shaped our cultures
replacing them with foreigners, though, that's a problem

Wooden house not a comfy one?
Sounds like a right mong though, has he actually done anything apart from shout in videos though?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvjif68zZgA
0:34

thank you for uniting Germany

Lass gut sein Jakub. Gerade ist die Bestrafung ausgesetzt.

Nope,just a shithole house. Russian style.
>has he actually done anything apart from shout in videos though?

War is normal

"white people" is such an american concept

We are the three highest and most enlightened cultures of the European brotherhood. It makes sense why we'd regularly have wars with one another to assert dominance. Low cultured American mongrels wouldn't understand the romance you can find in the Old ways of martial prowess and a rivalry respect for one another

nice, wish i was smmart enough to make posts like that

Yea, me too.
Looks like Bongs are the thinkers now.

Did he build it?
I watched a video where some german had shot a firework at him or something and you could see him waddling around and screaming. He has a massive belly, bigger than it looks like he should have.

good post

It was a little self made bomb,yeah. He called the police screaming "THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES THREW A GIANT BOMB INTO MY FUCKING GARDEN",kek.

Verpiss dich Otto von Autismarck

no his father built it, he literally destroys it just to make a video about it
youtube.com/watch?v=EWrCQll7E24

FINE

>He has a massive belly
someone shop his face on this damn buster

>wage WW2 for dominance
>US is the one who dominates from across an ocean

jej

Leave Bismarck alone!

He demolished his own house?
But then where does he live? If he cannot even pay his electricity how can he build a house, even ignoring his lack of ability with his hands ...

i

s-sarcasm?

i know it was fedoraworthy but if we don't act high and mighty in front of the yanks they won't leave us alone. We must look down on them to preserve the future of /fug/

thanks Inselaffe :3

No sarcasm, m8. And of course I've looked down on them before, but now you gave me a reason

If you were to do that Here you would get a whole terrorism thing, and get on the news, and have some police guy calling it "deeply irresponsible and potentially threatening", then some random lady screaming to "get these weapons off our streets" after her 2 year old was tragically killer by a firecracker or something stupid.
Gives me a headache sometimes

France is best ally

Same would've happened here,if it wasn't for the police not taking Drachenlord serious anymore. They literally are fed up with his shit so much that they stopped responding to his calls.

What has he been doing to the police? Do people come and throw bombs at his garden often? Or does he start feuds with everyone and has annoyed his entire village/town?

>Awkward witty guy
>Autistic nice guy
>Immature womanising guy

fits

who are Rachel, Phoebe and Monica?

no lad it genuinely was good

The latter. He always calls the police for the most banal bullshit,like you just have to visit him and he calls the police instantly. They've had enough.
People visit him often and do banter I guess,but he just starts attacking them for just appearing at his house,like throwing axes them,etc.

Monica is 100% Germany, she's autistic as fuck

Can someone from Germany help me out here? Sometimes the black is at the bottom, sometimes it's at the top, sometimes it's in the fucking middle.

Which is it?

It triggers my autism when the flags don't match the /fug/-order, France, UK, Germany

anyone online?
pls

i would say

Monica - France - dark hair
Phoebe - Germany - weird af
Rachel - U.K. - slag
but i didnt watched that much Friends, so what do i know

black red and gold were chosen because they are the historic colours of the Holy Roman Empire

however, there is an order to the colours, something to do with Dark Age>Blood Age>Golden Age

looks basic

Throwing axes at them? Hahah, he must be pathetic at throwing if that hasnt been a problem so far, we should get some american to visit him and let him get shot.

I feel like he is very german, if retarded, and with his autistic rage and ridiculous hair would have fit into any time period, i wish he had been born in medieval times, more room for banter

>H
>R
>E

Phoebe: Netherlands
Monica: Russia
Rachel: Italy

>dark ages

Britain belongs in the middle though because we're the most important.

this feeling is dead since the time muskets began to rule the battle fields

>t. Miriam-user

Voltaire was a dickhead

lads

>fedora posts wrong post

fuck me i thought i recognised the syntax

Some days i think that "the purge" is actually a good concept

Karen a cute

Whatever he was, there's no denying that he was right about the 'HRE'

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lützow_Free_Corps

The colors mainly came from their uniforms. Look under Legacy.

That joke is only funny in English.
Because the definitions of "Empire" (in English) and "Reich" (in German) are different.
But I like his bantz