>Oregon takes over the US
thoughts?
Oregon takes over the US
Oliver Brooks
Daniel Gonzalez
Yay. Super happy China time.
Ayden Cooper
...þe horror...
William Green
I liked the Oregon Trail game.
Jose Sullivan
People would get high and chill the fuck out.
Jacob Collins
Sure, then everywhere would have a massive meth problem, rave culture, and an even larger depression problem. Not to mention suburban white kids acting like niglets. Plus then california would just succeed just so that they could start moving here.
Ian Foster
but why?
Elijah Young
why not?
Landon Walker
Why would they want to?
Dominic Peterson
WHY CAN'T I PUMP MY OWN GAS?!
Austin Jones
Not in this universe
Justin Green
>take down California because fuck California
>Washington fags too concerned about coffee and technology to care about Oregon ransacking the state
>Oregon has control over most of the west coast states, and is big enough to declare itself a country
Why not attempt to control the states?
Ryder Richardson
>entire country has a meth problem
>feminist degenerates get exactly what they want when they want, white men no longer have a say in anything
>weed is completely legal resulting in generations of stoner degenerates
It would fall apart in a week
Joseph Long
I'm on board
Henry Jenkins
You're retarded huh?
Noah Lewis
only a lil
Jonathan Sanders
You seem to forget that the area that they would be invading (northern cali) is the gun toting, right wing part of california
David Russell
I say we'd have a chance tho
Aaron Reyes
Whoa there, Shree.
You forget about Rajneeshpuram?
Cooper Sanders
kek
Anthony Jackson
bump
Connor Perry
Not without resistance from the south. Youll be met with lots of guns, my friend
Austin Long
Dubs of truth
Luis Morgan
another bump
Gavin Butler
>massive meth problem, rave culture
It's not the 90s anymore.
>an even larger depression problem
Does the weather extend to the rest of the US?
>suburban white kids acting like niglets
More so than everywhere else? The worst I saw that was in CA. There's more of a hipster problem in OR.
>Plus then california would just succeed just so that they could start moving here.
At least the Californians would be spread out over larger distances... it's when they all move to one area that they fuck everything up... sort of like certain racial groups.
The worst part of OR taking over everything would be the higher income tax rate. But at least there would be no sales tax.
Brandon Ortiz
Every time I drive out of OR I feel like a sucker for having to get out and pump my own gas. And I have to pay more for it. wtf...