>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Miley Cyrus standing there
Wat do?
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Miley Cyrus standing there
Wat do?
Burn the place down. She probably gave the furniture an STD
"Do you know Taylor Swift?"
>do a 360
>Walk away
Search immediately for my flesh light, accidentally grab Miley instead.
point and laugh
You mean 180
um if you do a 360 you are still facing the way you were facing when you first came in you fuckin idiot you would have to do a 180 to walk away
god damn this is what is wrong with liberal america these days you are all too fucking stupid to understand how anything works so you just vote for dumb shit because "HURR DURR MUH HILLARY FREE HEALTHCARE FREE COLLEGE GIMME FREE SHIT CAUSE I GOT AN ART DEGREE"
Welcome to the board, newfriend.
Bend her over the couch and get to business.
Call 911
New or bait? You decide.
This is the only correct answer.
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Rape.
Ask her to do porn.
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Been here since the beginning but i only lurked back then
Love the body hair. Perfect amount.
Get out newfag
fell for the obvious counter bait
you must be new here
Do a 360 and moonwalk out
drain my balls
Literally the most summer response ever.
You mean 720
anyone got some more slutty Miley pics?
I just have stuff from photo shoots. No amateur stuff.
Change my cream soaked panties. I'm a male btw
Don't care bruh, hit me up
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Prepare myself to receive a rusty trombone
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Stab that cunt repeatedly then torch the place cos diseases.
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>um if you do a 360 you are still facing the way you were facing when you first came in you fuckin idiot you would have to do a 180 to walk away
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>god damn this is what is wrong with liberal america these days you are all too fucking stupid to understand how anything works so you just vote for dumb shit because "HURR DURR MUH HILLARY FREE HEALTHCARE FREE COLLEGE GIMME FREE SHIT CAUSE I GOT AN ART DEGREE"
This.
Show her where I've put her STD medicine in the medicine cabinet.
puke
I'll come in like a wreckingball
Triggered newfag baited by oldest meme this side of the Mississippi.
immediately go get tested for AIDS
cream my pants most likely
FUCK OFF
nice bait
Classy...
Sue her for trespassing and causing me mental anguish. Collect a couple hundred grand because it's cheaper to settle than fight it out in court.
Ask her cor my key back...