Why don't we all unite and become one country?

why don't we all unite and become one country?

i fixed north america

diversity is our stength

because fuck mexican corruption and criminals

Finally something that makes all parties involved happy.

Imagine a country bigger than russia AND densely populated. We'd be unstoppable.

NAFTA?

Welp, them texans wouldn't be.

But no offense mexico but I think Texas would beat you.

Mostly because even if they were about to lose to Mexican numbers, they would unleash nuclear weapons.

we would imprison their corrupt politicians and kill their narcos and they would be just like us

texans are being replaced, warnings were duly submitted.

You'd have to majorly repopulate and massively terraform the frozen north or the deserts, preferably with good 1st worlders. If you really want Canada to be as economically dense and prosperous as Norway (or Sweden/North Germany if you want some heavy industry) but multiplied to the size of Canada to create a true billion strong hyperpower with a GDP in the tens or even hundreds of trillions of us dollars.

Because I like socialised healthcare and free university

>even more brown people and liberals

Fuck off

>texans are being replaced, warnings were duly submitted.

Hence why I brought up nuclear weapons. There's enough pissed off KKK, Rednecks and nuclear weapons to genocide all of mexico in Texas alone.

I know "y'all" are mad about how the Texan and American-Mexican wars went. But we do need to be realistic here.

If Mexico and the rest of its Latin American allies actually industrialized even further than it already had and massively militarized/got rid of corruption then sure the numbers would be completely on Mexico's side.

But that opportunity was a long time ago when your latin democracies were still somewhat young and several seemed promising like Brazil or Argentina.

>There's enough pissed off KKK, Rednecks
already a minority, drink the stick cat

Minorities tend to blow shit up if they get marginalized.

Trust us, we are professional invaders.

You guys don't really want Texas, because y'all can't stop redneck nukes.

Try to convince me otherwise if you can though.

America tried to unite with Canada that one time. They lost hard.

fuck off.
I'd rather be guatemalan than canadian.

Why do you hate our second largest trading partner, fag?

because i'm American.

That is not just a dream !!

in your dreams paco.

guatemalans (or just one??) on Sup Forums are alright.
the fucking leafs are cancer so i hate them.

>in your dreams paco.

>marginalized
disappear

Because Canada and Mexico would be big solid blue states that would ruin everything election.

What do Nunavut, Iowa, and Chiapas have in common?

heroin

the Canucks and Wall Vaulters would bleed us dry anyways.

Canada would be an asset in terms of economy, but they'd vote for stupid shit.

so a second California?

Yeah.

Do it. 90% of American flags of Sup Forums and Sup Forums are Mexicans anyway.

The United Mexileaf States of Murrica

Because not even the US should be one country as it is.

sauce?

That's a real word you dumb spic.

Jesus google it.

Anyways you can't stop white americans from nuking you if you wanted too. Unless you pull a antiballistic missile system outta your ass.

Thats the point, you republican cuck