I know you are a pretty shameless creature if you are on Sup Forums, user

I know you are a pretty shameless creature if you are on Sup Forums, user.

But what is one thing you did in your life that made you feel shameful?

I voted trump.

havnt done anything i regret

Samefag

Letting her go.

WehaSec allverets indeed.

Well, the biggest mistake I've made was deciding to live, when the dealer handed the pills to me. Big mistake, I threw them away later after a moment of contemplating.

Who?Why?

Kys faggot

I've been dating/fucking my niece for a couple of years now. I moved for work recently and she told her mom (my sister) that she wanted to go to university in the same city I moved too and that it would work out better for her and be cheaper if she lived with me and my sister was ok with the plan.

So my secret is that I'm dating and living with my 18 year old niece. The good thing about living in a new city with new friends is that they don't know we're related. I don't know if we'll ever out to our family or friends, but some do have suspicions. Pic related

My fiance is smoking hot tall blonde, But I love fucking fat chicks on the side

I've been giving head and sleeping with married men I find on Craigslist.

When I was in high school, I sucked cock for money. Wasn't poor or anything. Friend's dad offered one night and I agreed. Kinda grosses me out now.

99.9% chance story is bullshit, but I still want more pics. Any pussy?

Convinced a kid he was trans, now he cuts himself up and talks about suicide. Last thing I told him to do was stop being a pussy and do it. Check back on his steam account about 5 weeks later. Hasn't been online for 5 weeks. Don't know where he went. Maybe France?

I went to a gay sauna to see what it was like. Ended up getting fisted then in the middle of a threeway with some randoms

Let's call her M. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. She was smart, gorgeous, down to earth, just an overall wonderful woman. She loved quite a distance away from me and I couldn't be around all the time because of work. She got into hard drugs. Started running with the wrong people. She left me at first to peruse some guy who she thought was better. When she came back I accepted her because I loved her. I watched her grow up alongside me. And it broke my heart seeing her in that state. And I left for good. Now, I'm a fucking wreck daily, I've become an alcoholic, and I'm still in love with a woman who will never love me the same way again.

No one gets fisted their first time. You'd still be bleeding from your asshole.

Im partly resonsible for my grandma death bc my room was next to hers and one night i heard her breathing heavy but i was like 16 y old so didint come to check bc i thouth may she have bad dream or doing smth and next day she died. And its will be with me all life

i was born

I had used toys before. Plus the guy was asian with small hands.

You boy or girl?

...

Never trust bitches

You didn't do that your parents did

Women were a fucking mistake, man

I was in a long distance relationship with this girl and i decided to give her personal info (address,phone number,full name,skype name,ect. Ect.) to lots of creepy people on the deep web. Am i a bad person?

This looks like it was written by a 14 year old

Analraped a girl when I was in middle school. She never told.

depends

I'll file this under "things that never happened."

kekkkkk

It really feels like it didn't. It's surreal. That was me. I did that. It's hard to think about that all these years later.

I'm a "straight" guy who gets blown by Craigslist guys occassionally.

Did you fill the bitches ass with jizz?

It really didn't.
That wasn't you.
It never happened.

Oh really.

Yeah. I only lasted like a minute if that. Came inside and all that.

Alright, man. I'm glad you told me. I've been beating myself up all these years for nothing. Phew...

I used my cat as a cum sock when i was 13 please kill me

Plus the guy was a pirate with a detachable dildo hand.

I would but I really don't like guys

Sup Forumsro I have the same story
>date a girl on and of from 8th grade through senior year
>she breaks up with me to whore around
TBH we both whored around on each other a lot
>she begs me to take her back and I do Bc love n shit
> she's started hanging with the wrong crowd
>I do drugs too but she is a full blown addict
>try to help for a while
>finally break it of for good
> even her parents are devistated I'm the only good influence in her life
>she takes it bad drinks whores and does drugs twice as much
> too painful to watch so break off all contact
>we both go to different uni
>start calling her randomly
>randomly drive down for Bottl call 1 or 2/month
>finally break it off for good

I'm 36 now and shit still fucks me up. But I can tell you it gets better. I saw her a couple of years ago we hugged and caught up she told me she has always loved me and wishes we still had what we did. I'm married now with a kid so I didn't pursue it. I had to sit in my truck for an hour before I drove home bc I couldn't stop shaking.

Deleted her off of my Jew book bc it's just too much

It's probably better that she is gone now, the things she had done to you, she Isn't worth loving If she'd leave at the chance of someone better, If she thought that, you were obviously too shit for her anyways.

Well, you obviously don't give a fuck about her, so to her you might just be a shitty person.

Prepare to have your bitch stolen.

I'm asexual but addicted to writing gay porn for money

Dude. Obviously.

I guffawed.

What do you mean by suspicions? What have they said?

greentext it please

How would that conversation even come up?

>I do drugs too but she is a full blown addict
Jesus, what an in-denial tard.

>16 at the time
>madly in love with a girl in my class
>way, way out of my league
>amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile
>I usually sit right behind her
>her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous as fuck
>months of this go by
>me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction
>I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner
>girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down
>I say "h..hokay"
>she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair
>"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that"
>all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face
>she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in
>then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile
>the next day I complement her on her shirt
>she actually blushes a bit and says thanks
>do this a couple more times over the next few weeks
>one day her friend is sick, so she's alone
>math class
>she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together
>she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her
>she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee
>stare at my books the rest of the class
>a week later, her friend is back
>her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..."
>in total shock at this point, super happy inside
>what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay"
>it sounded super sarcastic
>her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face
>she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face
>literally never spoke to her again after that

WehaSec allverets? Nigga dafuq

I died today.

Sure you did friend.

I used to be able to move things with my mind when I was like 5 or so. I showed my grandma on my moms side (she used to live with us in the room next to mine) and she freaked so hard she had a heart attack. My dad came home like 2 hours later to find me shaking her and shit. Her eyes were still open and I was a blubbery mess. I tried to explain what had happened but Dad didnt believe me. Said it was shock. Mom slapped me and called me a little lying shit when i told her the story.

By the time I realized what I was doing it had been too late to do it anymore, its like the "power" left me due to lack of use/becoming aware of it fully.

No Im not crazy or remembering wrong. I vividly remember all of this and 3 instances of moving things like He Man figures or windows.

I'm addicted to webcam sites like Omegle and other shit. I was in a long distance relationship for a long time and that side of our relationship was neglected. I wanted any sort of physical aspect but wanted to stay loyal. It drove me crazy and now I can't stop if I get the chance. I honestly deserve to be banned on them.

IM married to my first cousin, We messed around as kids, continued on for years, I moved countries and she followed, we married when she got here.No one knows we are related just us.

> be me
> home alone
> changing sheets on my bed
> there it was, staring at me
> MattressTag.png
> go to kitchen
> get scissors
> return to bed room
> cut that bad boy off
> felt guilty since

Finally, feel some relief getting that off my chest.

By doing drugs I mean I smoked weed ant ate the occasional mushroom
She was blowing dudes for coke n benzos

Have fun when you get downie children user

Have 3 kids nothing wrong with them.

You...I fucking hate you dude. What a...ok.

Yeah fucking right. Most children have something wrong with them. The fact that you say nothing is wrong with them is over compensating.

I recognize that pic from just the body, Popular saturated ewhore pic. I believe you're lying...

>DUDE WEED IS TOTALLY HARMLESS ITS NOT EVEN REALLY A DRUG LMAO

>shitty anime fanfic

I do know one thing though, butches they come they go

Oh well thats pretty fucking good man good luck on you're Endeavours user

I use to be a brainwashed liberal. Thankfully I graduated college and got a job, while my unemployed liberal classmates blame others not recognizing that they got a useless arts degree.

Well, me too at that point. But it's been more than 10 years since then and I'm engaged now so laugh about it.
I'll take that as a compliment.
wise words

I don't understand why white people have such a problem with incest when their culture is so deeply based upon it

>in college
>biology class
>girl in class 10/10 outta my league
>sits same row as me
>never talk to her
>one day she sits next to me
>I'm taking notes and sweating profusely
>she leans over to me and asks what prof said about point C
> I look her right in the eye and artistically studder, I don't know
> notes obviously on my paper
>look down and start taking notes again

Who said i was against it though?

I wonder what will happen when CRISPR technology advances to the point that the genetic issues with incest are taken out of the equation.

Killed it

Who knows, I have trust issues with the future because of my president

playing hard to get, nice

>next week same class
> girl sits behind me
> me and friend talking before class about smoking a j after class
> class is over me and my buddy leaving
>going to go back to my apt
> girl stops us on way out
>hey anons I overheard you guys talking can I come
>start sweating
>my apt is a testiment to filth and degeneracy
> start studdering and tell her now is not a good time for company
> walk away immediately

>weeks later big test coming up
> same girl
>stops me after class
>asks if I understand what's going on in the class
>class is easy af
>laugh a little under my breath and say yeah
>she asks if I can help her study for the test
>start sweating and studering again
>she says if it's not a good time for company we could go to her dorm
>tell her it's an easy class and study chapters 3-7 and 12-15 and she should be fine
>put my head down and walk away
>last words I ever said to her

Just got catfished, spent over 4 months and around 700$ on the person before finding out the truth

I've got tons of these btw if any interest

You payed to feel.... there's no shame on that. Be strong

Idiot

It's pretty tame, but I went to a party and stayed up all night doing cocaine. The next day I looked dreadful, and my mum was kindly picking me up as I'd stayed over. I looked so bad, when I got in the car she asked whether I'd taken anything the night before and I looked her right in the eye and lied.

Maybe it was because I felt completely worn our from the night before, but that made me feel absolutely awful- moreso than actually doing anything bad to anybody.

I've told my closest friend, but I met up with some strung out nasty looking lady from craigslist. went to try to fuck her, didn't tell him that.

That's not too bad user, it means you normally have a healthy relationship with you mom.

Kinda unrelated to the thread, but I used to do a lot of drugs and not tell my parents about it even though they would be totally okay with it. They've always said that I can do whatever, as long as I tell them.

One day I overheard my mom listening to a radio show that talked about drug tests that you could administer on unwashed cloths of your kids, and I said that if you wanna know if your kids are doing drugs then all you need to do is ask. Obviously she asked, and I lied straight to her face.

I used to live in Amsterdam. Once I was at a party at a friends place out of town, and when I got back to Amsterdam pretty drunk I strolled down to the red light district. I only had 20 bucks in my wallet and I just wanted to feel some tits, cuz I was horny and my gf wasn't around. The hot ones all charged at least 50 bucks, and I eventually ended up with a big fat black one. I felt her tits for about ten seconds before leaving, feeling disgusted with myself. In retrospect I'm pretty happy I didn't have more cash on my because I'm sure I'd have ended up fucking a hot one.

>b me
>18
> stay out all night popping mdma
>come home around 6am
>moms up
>try to go striaght to my room
>mom calls from kitchen
>still blowing up hard
>go to kitchen
> mom starts to ask about some random shit
>notices I look fucked up
>are u ok user
>fine mom just tired
>go to bed
>sleep all fucking day until night time
>mom comes in room every hour to check on me
>I'm sure she knew
>never said a word

My dude is cold blooded!!! Turning away those thirsty thots! I fuck with you my accidental G

My bro! exactly the same thing.

I once met an older guy through craigslist for a spanking. Went to a local cemetery, went into the woods nearby and he switched my bare ass with a birch. Then he spanked me in his car, and made me suck his cock. At the time I was dating someone I had been for years and had never cheated.

fucking kek.

>annoying guy at work
>haas to one up everyone and acts alpha but is not
>half of office leaves for lunch
>just me and a few others in their cubes watching videos and stuff
>I go to annoying guys cube
>bare ass shart into his chair
>pull up pants and waddle to mens room
>wipe ass and get full shart materials cleaned out
>people return from lunch
>days goes on
>someone goes into his cube to ask him questions
>now whole office thinks he shit himself

fuck you Sean! asshat

keep em coming, its pretty funny

If by funny you mean absolute savage then yeah

same thing

I bought a fidget spinner today

I fucked a bunch of hookers while i was with my ex girlfriend. She was mad in love with me at the time

STD?

Nope, Ironically got chlamydia from my current girlfriend do