Hey Sup Forumsros
Im going to high school, any advices how to make very nice first impression on my classmates?
Also common advices thread.
Hey Sup Forumsros
Buy a trench coat, you'll have that cool mature guy look girls go nuts for.
Fight the alpha dog in the lunchroom and establish your place in the pack
this aint /adv/ nigger.
Also, wear a KKK robe, it'll get you friends for sure.
Proof Sup Forums is filled with kids under 18.
wear a fedora and a ninja sword bitches go crazyyy for that!
Don't be you
Find your 'thing', card tricks, Simpsons impressions, comedy skits etc.
You have to find the biggest toughest kid and then you need to shit in his pants to get respect.
Very good, thanks.
Do JROTC
Do this but also wear a trench coat
Ok, I already have one, it's black like burning jew or someothershit
eric and dylan did pretty ok i guess
Find the alpha cad and knock him out .
Get respect from all blacks
Make Asians like you
Eastern European kids must look for you in times of need
And Cum inside a girl and make her drop out cos pregnancy.
So many helpful advices thank you!
Buy lots of mints. Always have mints freely available for the asking. That way you'll be known as "the guy with the mints."
>I'm going to high school
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>'Mark the mint man'
>'Dave the doublemint dude'
be the 80's kid. if there's already an 80's kid trenchcoat that MF and you become the godfather
Walkman is necessary?
Conformity is key