Vocaroo Thread!

Vocaroo Thread!
vocaroo.com/i/s01MA22rSz29
>holy shit that was hard to do all in one take.. i think I still messed up like.. twice.
>i will voice anything that gets dubs
>beyond that, shorter replies get quicker responses
>other anons join in with voices too!

>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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vocaroo.com/i/s03tMPenn593
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youtube.com/watch?v=UMmAPCwJ7cs
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what

Uh, it was a request from a previous thread.

Hello! smut user again. You didn't read this one yet I don't think:

"You okay sweetie? Aw, you're thinking about Emma aren't you, all alone in her room with that nasty machine. She's probably cumming her brains out right now, you know. You should go pay her a visit! I'm sure she'd suck you off if you promised to turn it off for a few minutes..."

"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

what

I did but I'll do it again to get the ball rolling
Forgot to add in OP- all lewd OK
vocaroo.com/i/s0tF2JQl60XY

Also damn noisy rain. Trying to dampen it

I also wrote this monster thing last night, sry if it's a bit long:

"So this is how it works: the worm attached to your cunt is your new best friend. It feeds on your... wetness, and it's very good at keeping itself nourished.

If you like sleeping at night, or eating a meal without being fucked through every second of it, maybe the worm's not your best friend.

Anyway, if you can stop coming like a fucking *whore*, the worm will shrivel and die. But that means you're making it hungry, and things might get a little rough when it's hungry... Don't even think about yanking it off, unless you want it to take your whole pussy with it. Actually, after a few days, you might start to consider that a valid option... Good luck."

oh awesome! sorry I'm a needy ho with all my requests. are you in the southeast us? it's rainy here too

vocaroo.com/i/s0tF2JQl60XY
Lol, hope this was alright

I am actually. It's going to be muggy and hot for another 3 or 4 months :(

Oh wait, wrong vocaroo

Here be actual gandalf and not dupe smut
vocaroo.com/i/s1JYtDSuBDoq

thanks you're the best
please do
"that shield doesnt belong to you! you dont deserve it! my father made that shield!"

vocaroo.com/i/s0PUp5wdI6Mh

otherwise get the fuck outta my thread cunt

vocaroo.com/i/s1pi3mDMI7oI

vocaroo.com/i/s1gjen2969ex
Always with movies I haven't seen
Idk I just don't see Avengers movies until years after the release

vocaroo.com/i/s18ugSwJ1bCE

I know who you are i'm an oldfag
sick of this shit bypassing The mandatory rules
>inb4 not confident enough to show tits
m-m-muh confidence

vocaroo.com/i/s1aI79WIOYec
>calls himself an oldfag
>doesnt like anime
>shiggy diggy

vocaroo.com/i/s1eQWA8ftbnT

>women thinking they have influence on Sup Forums without providing some sort of service that doesn't use thier body
i'll be here the next time too.


>top
>kek

vocaroo.com/i/s1nNYFyTAUlx

Hope its good!

"Do you guys wanna hear something weird?"

vocaroo.com/i/s1IS6vbBeZ0y

vocaroo.com/i/s1qY4tCn0SF7
The weird thing:
vocaroo.com/i/s1fGZXeBDqMk

Thanks! you're a trooper

I've heard deepthroat porn eerily close to the 'weird thing'

vocaroo.com/i/s02iu9A2LEMc

>summer betas requesting make me queasy
i'll still be here next time nigger.

Hahaha.. I'll keep that in mind if someone ever requests that for keks. I was just.. channeling a horny bull frog

vocaroo.com/i/s1t0HAo29FP1
>buzzwords
This is still this time nigger where are you going

tl:dr i didn't listen to all of it cba
>muh self-justification
vocaroo.com/i/s03tMPenn593

Just beacuse you're not whoring yourself out phsyically you're still attentionwhoring with these threads and i've been lurking them for a while

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH THOT
I hef 2 go gym now beacuse caffine kicking in but i will be back.

>outclassed by DDLG lolis
Shit. I'm going to make another thread during real nigga hours.

Aus user, want to go to the thread with real beta cucks?
739504811

And how many of these threads do you think ive done?

Shit

I DARE NOT CLICK THERE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE
MUH EYES

vocaroo.com/i/s1vLHdxh03Jr

So you dislike the busy thread so much you come to bump mine with low tier trolling?

pouring all this energy into a troll... and a fucking britbonger at that

op, give me a subject to write a lewd script about

youtube.com/watch?v=UMmAPCwJ7cs

can you recreate this OP?

I mean, it's like I said he's bumping the thread so he's contributing.

Uhhh.. write about.. ball squeezing

vocaroo.com/i/s1ngAaoq3Ubd

Welp, guess I waited until a bad time to make the thread
I'm gonna take a shower, go for a run and I'll be back later.

cya! enjoy the fucking humidity

also, writing ball-squeezing is hard lol