49 year old virgin here who is soon to be 50 in a week

49 year old virgin here who is soon to be 50 in a week

I'm planning on hiring an escort, but I also wish to contribute to the community.

If Sup Forums gets I'll:

dubs - post pics of the slut

trips - get a second prostitute and post videos with the slut

quads - stream with 2 prostitutes on chaturbate

quints - get 3 sluts, post vids, pics and stream on chaturbate

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Fuccck soo close!
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You missed quads

You missed trips

Watches 0$? Why

rollerino mr wizard

Ill give it a shot

a grander wizard than I?! teach me the ways of your sorcery before you lose them! also, roll

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lvl 22 wizard reporting in

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Make them traps

Rolling for the love of Sup Forums but OP wont deliver

Sluts for Sup Forums

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WTF

>Watches at 0$

That have to have feminine penis

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mmmmmmkay

dubopopoloni

Not paying money to fuck a guy with boobs

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ez uff yaa

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Why not just die a virgin? How many people live a full life and die pure?

What colour do you want the girl/girls to be Sup Forums?

rollin

also op tell us what site you will use and how you will pick one. eccie is a good resource

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>Why not just die a virgin?
Want to try this out before I die

How many people live a full life and die pure?
Dunno

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WIIINRAR

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Aaaand we have trips

as long as they're big tittied whores

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Site for what follow user?

gordon freeman

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the trips u said you would record

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Congratz

I'll post a thread in a weeks time named "Birthday surprise" with a mega link for Sup Forums

This will be on 07/27/17.

roloo

I'm considering Xhamsters, which site do you have in mind?

Please teach me your powers o might wizard

YEET

That's assuming this is a) real and b) you don't massively fuck up your first few times which if you're a virgin going in you probably will.

I was 32 when I first lost my virginity by going to a massage parlor and I did not last long that first time nor a few times after. It doesn't matter how much porn you've watched, how long you can edge yourself or what techniques you think you have, once a naked woman is in front of you that all goes out the window and it's only real experience that matters.

god wills it

Thanks for the advice
Haven't played with my meat for 30 years, your right about experience though

Oh well you only live once right?

ez quints

fuck me :(

xhamsters is fine

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Memetics

Well you have to start somewhere.

I was cocky as fuck my first time and I picked out this busty Asian girl and we went into a room, stripped and she started sucking me off. I nearly cummed minutes in and told her to slow down and then a few minutes later when she lowered herself onto my cock it was over in a matter of moments.

I lasted longer and longer after that but not by much for a while. Now that I know (literally) the feel of tits, pussy, kissing and just warm skin on warm skin I'm able to go the entire time I've paid for. It just takes time and experience to get better.

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rolling for the lulz

What would your true love want?

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Rolling for pic

jesus christ bro rolling so hard
prostitutes fucking rock why didnt you do it earlier