Try and roast me, Sup Forums

Try and roast me, Sup Forums

you won't fit in the oven and i think you would be very bad for my health

tits or gtfo

On a spit

timestamp faggot

Ew

I'd try to roast you but you exceed the weight capacity of my oven.

You're exactly my type. You look like you have a pretty face but we can't see much of it...

Thx my dude

They had to do a c-section on you because you were too fat to get out the other way

...

tits or gtfo

Try me

There isn't enough fire on the planet to roast you, Samwise looking bitch.

youre hot. where from OP?

tits and timestamp or fake

I'm erect now and I'm going to masturbate to your photos if that's ok

Nah your good, big ass nice face

>The Hindenburg already got roasted once.

Where is your right hand?

At least there will be plenty of crackling to go round

You're hot.

How about you go roast that horse

Bumpin, there might be a tiddy in here somewhere

Where you at piggy I'm fucking horny

Ask McDonald's to roast you, you look like you go there 2x a day.