You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college! edition
/brit/
>sue sex bank
Twitter dot com traffics in truly the dumbest shite on God's green earth
yanks in
>STEM cell
kek
utterly CYCLOPEAN edition
man literally everyone wearing a hat in the 1920s seems so surreal
post the homer with the bat
oh no my brains
this one?
quite dangerous being a moderate leftist these days, I often feel that I'm caught in the political crossfire between extremist rhetoric
no
there's no way to avoid it
the far left do what they have always strived to do and destroy culture in order to enforce homogenization if you're a centrist/moderate the only option you have is stick to your beliefs and kneel (since they will exploit you and label you as a bigot)
or think about what matters most and ignore their attacks.
This has to stop NOW.
this one?
@73953551
shan't be falling for this pathetic outburst
@73953551(You)
here's a counterfeit
Mate just click the post number of one of my posts. Just click it and then click post. It'll literally take you 3 seconds and cost you nothing.
Just give us a (You).
captcha wont bloody allow it
@73953586(Yü) is this ok lad??
real brit /brit/
It allowed THAT post didn't it? You have no problem making a post, so what's stopping you including me in it?
Selfish.
you use the one linked first you threadsplitting retarded fucking frog
hela cells are for cancer research
they are immortal cervical cancer cell
nique ta mère
FOY
yes thanks
>uses the foy gimmick incorrectly
ah yes, so a newcunt fucking frog
ill
Correct. Anyway I agree it's shitty that the donor's family was never compensated but people are acting as if it was some amazing accomplishment on her part to have produced an immortal cell line, when in fact it's just a matter of dumb luck
>ywn live in 1920s America
>ywn live in 1920s Paris
well she was cheated out of them
>>/cum/
civilian deaths are often necessary and justifiable collateral damage in the modern theatre of war
my are millionaires so dumb?
like these people who have millions/billions but only have the creativity to spend it on bullshit like cars and houses
truly enlightenment can only come from the Middle Class and petty bourgeoisie, the radical centre of the class system.
thread full of desperate fucks who wish to fit in with /brit/s
sad, rethink your life, look at all the flags here
meaningless assertions
*looks at your flag
hrm
ah yes
not i
actually kind of like it without the poms here
Literally having feels in a language I'm still learning. I must be OK at it if I understand enough for sads.
english blood flows through my veins and the old country beckons to me in my dreams; such are the requirements of a son of the british isles
where are all the other british people
Not really
perhaps you should try /cum/ then hmmm?
i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
one of the best aussie posts ive ever read
but I want to talk to new zealanders and they're not in /cum/
ah so you're northern irish
real yank hours
i'm british
alri
youtube.com
hey y'all (short for "you all")
muh heritage doesnt mean shit here, who are u trying to impress here by stating your where your blood originally comes from? sure, brits and their colonies share common values etc but brits who come here to aus speak of australians as a separate entity. same as yanks, do germans consider yanks german? sad
real Primus hours?
youtube.com
don't you have a wogball match to watch papadopoulos
this video makes me very uncomfortable
i'd appreciate if you stop posting it
>get on plane
>grab a comfy window seat, old woman sitting in the aisle
>fairly cute girl behind me sits in the middle seat between me and the old lady
>bit weird since there were a lot of open better seats available but whatever
>I put on my headphones and fire up my 3DS
>planetakingoff.jpg
>planelanding.jpg
>old woman leans her head forward and stares at me
>"you had your headphones in the whole time, what were you listening to?"
>"uh nothing, just the in-game music"
>"you should've been talking to the girl next to you. 4 hours and you two didn't say a single word."
>"I thought you were married and were having a fight because you were sitting next to each other and didn't say a single word"
>"I mean she's beautiful, you're handsome, you could've made a fast friend"
>"I met my husband on a plane, you know, we just struck up a conversation and we're still together 40 years later"
>"there's no middle age you know, you're young and then one day you just wake up and you're old"
>"you've got to stop staring at those screens and start living in the world"
>she departs, we both silently deplane and proceed into the night
FOY
pilky pilk
pilkity pilky plik plok
pillocky pollocky karly warly
>get on plane
>told that the flight is overbooked and that I need to leave
>tell them no
>get brutally dragged off of the flight
I dishonored my famiry
what's the best way to administer diazepam: straight down the gullet, straight under the tongue, straight up the nostril, or straight up the shitter?
>talking to people on a plane
did you clap when it landed too?
i'm sure you're being ironic but don't snort benzos
anal administration of any drug is always the most efficient way to get it into your bloodstream
>leaf fails to recognise
shocked
WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT
IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT
73953823
stay away from my country yank
insufferable bent wanker
...
going to cuckland next week lad
...
I heard Australia is empty and that everyone should move there. Is this true?
any americans want to hang out?
i'll drive
yes
though it's mostly desert
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
>tfw Macron qualifies tomorrow and heals the world in 2 weeks
how many likes on your profile picture?
38 here
2
more like dessert
Just order drugs of the Internet due to finals coming up
2
but I have ~200 comments on it
aye we've got plenty of room, bring your friends
And if you didn't exist
Tell me why I should exist
To drag along in a world without you
Without hope and without regret
And if you didn't exist
I would try to invent love
As a painter who sees from beneath his fingers
the day's colours being born
and wonders about them.
don't have one haha
>r u a syko?? ://
38's about as normal as it gets
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
41 and haven't changed it since 2014
Start now
thanks m8
abdullah, rasheed, and mahmud have all been looking for a place
Jog on normies
load up on guns as well
imagine hearing a yank actually say "jog on" in a yank accent
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Eminem's 'Without Me' is indisputably the greatest rap song ever
if i started now i would have to go to bed like a responsible person
do one mate
imagine it in a southern accent
you literally can't because it's impossible
'ri 'ds
ah yes let's make several left/centre parties in the uk and split up our electorate
what's the worst that could happen
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