/heem/: sage northcutt edition

Upcoming events:

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2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
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2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
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2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Ngannou calls out Cain
mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428908/ufc-on-fox-23-francis-ngannou-wants-cain-velasquez-heavyweight-fight-next-mma

>UFC on Fox 23 results, live play by play
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-on-fox-23-play-by-play-and-live-results-4-p-m-et-1

>Dana promises "epic fall" for Goob if he tries to bite the hand that feeds him
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/dana-white-promises-epic-fall-for-conor-mcgregor-should-he-dig-in-against-ufc

>CM Punk trying to get another UFC fight
mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14430972/ufc-cm-punk-feverishly-working-on-getting-another-ufc-fight-booked-mma

>Biggest winners, losers from UFC on Fox 23
mmamania.com/2017/1/29/14428452/ufc-on-fox-23-results-biggest-winners-loser-from-shevchenko-vs-pena-denver-mma

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sage edition barf dude

Joey "the mexecutioner" Beltran

>3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt

Oh man I totally forgot this event. Thanks for the reminder! I can't wait!!

Stipe tapped

#notmychampion

Champs in each weight class by end of 2017?

>DJ
>Dillashaw
>Aldo
>Khabib
>Woodley
>Romero
>Jones
>Ngannou

>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on Sup Forums

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

>no cody buttasspoop
What kind of thread is this?

>replying to yourself as if you were another person and using multiple proxies to give the illusion that your thread has traffic

kek

JOEY "GIVE ME ANOTHER DOZEN DONUTS" DIAZ

a good one
fuck cody buttasspoop

good op

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kooker bless

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oh come on dude lol

>not liking cody buttasspoop
Yeah, I think I requested one from ya with teeth getting knocked out

Schaub is God

Cody would fuck you up, I would break that little boy mentally.

>those legs

>implying Mile Goldberg could win a fight with a UFC fighter

>tfw you realize Goldie kept it on these fake ass corporate Jew niggas and they couldn't handle it
>Goldie the realist, fuck what y'all talking bout

are they not divine?

Any guesses on who she's going to fight next?

Goldie has killed people you dumb fuck he's a drug addict gangster. You see why Joe respect him, joe don test him. And honestly, it kinda look like joe is Goldie's bitch, like he's completely comfortable and safe around Goldie gangster ass cuz Goldie real.

not a clue

OK, so I was watching Reem-Dos Santos earlier today and I noticed that Reem was doing this thing where he would switch stances in the direction he was moving laterally. Switch lefty, move left. Switch righty, move right. Then I pulled up Hunt-Silva I and Silva's doing the same damn thing. What's the deal? Anybody know the idea behind this strategy or where it comes from?

Waterson is fighting Joanna, and Andrade is probably going to get a title shot after she fights Hill
She just fought Rose
I can't imagine the UFC giving Paige a harder fight after she just got choked out by Waterson
Claudia doesn't have any fights scheduled, as far as I know

So maybe either Claudia or Carla Esparza if Carla beats Markos

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>obsessing over the aesthetic of another person's toes

this is why you will die a virgin

Kookie-Calderwood is the moneyfight

Does he do it in his pride days as well?

This is the real thread. Any thread containing "martial arts general" is garbage and should be heemed back to /asp/.

who are the p4p sexiest women in MMA?

>1. Veronica Macedo (when not bloating to 135)
>2. Alexa Grasso
>3. Karolina
>4. Michelle Waterson (fat booty)
>5. Lina Lansberg

Nobody talking bout Todd "I'm been just informed that you have won the 50,000 dollar fight bonus" Grisham?
Personally, I enjoyed him there. Felt natural and no awks cross overs or anything alike. Waterson's chair must of been pushed up high to be level headed with the other lads on commentary, except for Cruz cause he a manly Manlet and has no belt.

No Durns?

did anybody actually watch SUG 3?

>pic related
and thiccenzie

We don't have Fox

Cormier and Cruz didn't seem too fond of him though from what little I've seen

you also forgot the GOAT

CM Punk should fuck off to some local circuit mma.

CM is super good, can't wait to see him fight again, dude he crazy potential, great young prospect

>mfw a whiteboi says "BUILD THE WALL" near me

her face is fucked lad

Just pulled up his match with Arona and he fight southpaw the entire time. Will watch a couple others.

I wonder if it's specific to a certain gym. Dunno

what are you guys gonna build that wall out of?

Obama already fucked the cubans over don't worry

Dead niggers, Jews, homosexuals, and spics.

Smaller walls

Gold

woops wrong webm

Tell me he ain't your boy

Tell me
youtu.be/0QpI0chNNJc [Open]
Bitchmade pussy nigga

American taxpayer money

*causes technical difficulties*

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Fight Companion when?

He's my boy

1 bong 20 bings

1 bong and twenty bings

I think bellator can find him someone to beat.

bj penn vs cm punk is unironically the fight to make

we want to see penn lose, though

penn should fight dooho

B A S E D

1 bong 4 bongs

*portions dip*

BJ can barely fucking move properly, if punk cant even take 2k17 PENN then he should just heem himself

>we

Can Shevchenko win the rematch against Nunes?

i want the UFC to do openweight fights again
punk should fight mike jackson if he actually wants a fight he can win

>Tony Ferguson
>Country: USA

>Stephen Thompson
>Country: UNITED STATES

hmm...

were going to make the UFC great again

new thread:
New thread

stay pleb

he's very, very angry that nobody used his thread, so he's trying to get back at me by false flag scat spamming his own thread to implicate me
/heem/ politics are fascinating sometimes

CM Punk should be in Rizin fighting Andy Ristie

>deepthroating toes makes you a patrician

my fucking sides. i would love to see what you maladjusted socially retarded apes look like irl

kek

Wrong!

official heem edition thread

wow, that is incredible. truly fascinating

so now what do you do?

>They didn't drain the swamp on Jorge

is horhay the one who drains the swamp?

i know, right
so very fascinating
just hide his posts and let him sperg himself out

damn dude, so the scat spammer is really the thread wars loser? or is this just a coincidence?

REAL THREAD:

any streams for SUG3?

its actually spergy himself believe it or not

The spammer was trying to force /mma/ on us a week before he started spamming scat and everyone ridiculed him and ignored his threads.

WWE DISCUSSION NOW:

/heem/ suffers from two major flaws:

1. responding to Canadian shitposting (those faggots need to be range banned as an entire country)

2. WWE-tier fat dorks with receding hairlines and ponytails trying to pretend like they know ANYTHING (A N Y T H I N G) about martial arts. they can't be range banned, so /heem/ will never be more than shitpost (and .webm) central

sorry it has to be this way mi familia

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>/heem/ suffers from two major flaws:
attention whores like you ya little fairy

what is going on, whos this spammer

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there's one now! how do they manage to get anything done with all the ravenous shitposting? don't they get tired and sweaty from their cheeto fingers going at 50wpm for hours on end?

He's a faggot creating martial arts general threads even /mag/ is already a general on /asp/. He's also been spamming /box/ I remember seeing some kinda "tennis is for cucks" type of trip so the goal is clearly to get us banished to /asp/ by shitting up tons of generals with stuff lined back to /heem/.

Not sure why, though. I do wonder about the janitor theory.

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