Play for a well known csgo NA team

>play for a well known csgo NA team
>can't get women even though I'm a popular athlete

Being a sports star is a meme

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>le bait post

My favorite e-athlete is YOLO420$WAGMONEY69, I wonder why great people like him don't seem to be respected like other great athletes. Even despite his career-ending girlfriend.

should've played a MOBA
that Arteezy kid has groupies out the ass

n0thing, pls go

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If you are making a decent living with your "pro" career, you should have no trouble getting a 6-7/10 woman. Unless you're Sex God. He definitely gets the 10/10's.

it's because you look like a little monkey, elige

Has to be a clown 9 player
Join a real team faggot

Just get a cute csgo bf on steam

>getting this mad over people playing video games

>filling time on the radio
>genuinely mad about anything, ever
pick one

>csgo NA TEAM
>popular athlete

Pick one

>german csgo team
>literally nonexistant

Fuck off Freakazoid

This

lmao Sup Forums BTFO

kinda weak memes desu

I was hoping for something I could've sent to my e"sports" friends, but this just isn't that funny.

Holy shit, how will Sup Forums ever recover?

Hot Pockets are always funny

but cowherd is shit, got btfo even by based Dabo.
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holy shit that girl is fucking amazingly hot

hot pockets lul

>ya great

Is an pixels a athlete?

Yes

Fighting games take a lot skills

>NA CS

>be a popular brazillian cs player
>the only fame i got was because i took a picture with Neymar

sorry n0thing, you still look like a 5 year old

what an idiot

he just played into colin's hand by even mentioning him

>swedish cs nowhere to be seen for a full year

I watch these video game meme sports on occasions and they aren't sports, they are like chess.

but I think that they can still be fun to watch when I feel the mood

>by the time the next major rolls around, no swedish player will have set foot in a final in 2 years

lmaoing hard at you swedes

get it together

>Says the guy who has a female co-host

Nothing, with all that sweet money, consider an operation on your teeth, not joking , not being offensive, will litteraly solve all your women problems

>NA CS

>career-ending girlfriend

>NA gaming

How the fuck can a country with under 6 mil people have two teams that are much better than any NA team?

It's not about the size of the country, it's about the infrastructure in place. Same reason why Polish people were so fucking good at CS in the late 90s-early 2000s... a lot of dedication and a tight-knit community that churned out a lot of talent

I guess >console gaming is also a lot more popular in NA than EU

I'd say 70% of people who play video games play them on a console

We only play Madden and Call of Duty in america. On consoles.

>e-""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""

>anime

>esports is a completely separate word from sports
>it still triggers the fuck out of fat sports fans that get stuck in their recliners

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His coworker is a cute. A CUTE.