ITT: Sup Forums cringe

ITT: Sup Forums cringe

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>dat intro
Jesus fucking Christ

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these Sup Forums trailers are fucking fantastic

SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOR

God bless Penn Jillette

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Fuck I couldn't make it through a single one of those

TELL

THAT

TO KANJIKLUB

You're just mad because you know you'll never be as confident as him

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Not really Sup Forums-related but...
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dat intro is cringe

>10 minutes
oh I'm looking forward to this

Honestly, if you delete that last line, it's not bad.

back to

you first

>he thinks it's over
you aren't out of this yet fuck-o

This is exactly what happened in the movie though, minus the MARTHA shit.

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1.

INT. DARKENED NERDY BEDROOM - NIGHT

CHRIS STUCKMANN's sweaty fingers assault the keyboard as he thinks deeply how he would rewrite the fight scene from Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice.

The striking black letters flash ominously across the brightened screen.

The two gladiators, Chris Stuckmann, and TWITTER, lock eyes as Chris beats the keys murderously.

CHRIS STUCKMANN
(sarcastic)
You really think this is going to end well, Birdie?

TWITTER
I imagine any Marvel quipology would take the darkness from this messy film.

CHRIS STUCKMANN
(sure)
Sure.

Chris Stuckmann whips the black computer mouse as it bounces on his hand.

Twitter stays silent like the night.

CHRIS STUCKMANN
(cont'd)
I'm surprised you take your time to read up on screenplay abilities while you write like limited Gods in your bird-nest.

TWITTER
(smarmy)
Well, pretty boy, how does it feel being the one with the 20 minutes of spare time to write shit while an expert screenwriter probably works on their version for 2 weeks, which you claim as shit? You didn't explain how Batman knows all this stuff and made it so fucking cheesy.

Chris Stuckmann is taken aback as if he just witnessed Ryan Gosling mock him at a grocery store in Los Angeles.

TWITTER (CONT'D)
What? You thought a computer screen could hide your face from the little social network bird?

CHRIS STUCKMANN
(annoyed)
Well at least I have good taste in film!

TWITTER
Tell that to the A+ you gave The Force Awakens.

bravo

Got you beat.

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>It had some of the best X I've ever seen in a movie.
He says that about every single movie.

>I didn't grab women, i grabbed one woman
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interesting guy

Jesus, I finally understand why he's so dull. It's a way to attempt to hide his power levels as a complete and total autist. I actually don't mind him as much now.

my butthole