What's the secret to getting a nice muslim gf?

What's the secret to getting a nice muslim gf?

Be Muslim

are you a muslim? Where are you from m8?

Just buy another wife

being ok with lots of body hair

Not dating muslim
Especially Iran bitches, fuck Iran

>be german
>get hit on by muslima girl my age
>ignore her and do nothing
>tfw I'll always be single and a virgin without looking like one

Some are not ment to be with other people

Blow yourself up and there will be 72 of them waiting for you.

Wear a bomb vest

Devout Muslim girls don't date non-muslims. It's against their religion and their family will disown them.

OP it can be done. I'm dating one and I'm a white non muslim. I met her on omegle lmao, it's been 3 years since I met her and we're probably getting married next year. Her family are from Singapore and they're supportive so long as I go through the process of converting before marriage.

we just gonna ignore this cringy post fellas??

>ignore this cringy post
>fellas

Why would you convert into such a barbaric religion?

404'd

I don't think it's any more barbaric than most others. I look down the track and don't see myself being any more barbaric as a muslim than I would be as an atheist/agnostic. I don't have to become a terrorist or move to a cave in the middle east for this.

>no more barbaric than others

1. Every single theocracy in existence is Islamic
2. In several of them, you can be legally executed for apostasy or blasphemy. This is true of no other religion.

Islam: by violent autistics, for violent autistics.

Pretend to be libtard, and just keep going with it until she inevitably goes ISIS

Man up and start running through them

Pocket Sand

semtex

Is that really a problem with the entire religion though? Use logic bro.

Be white, and fit.