In a school, all alone, what do

In a school, all alone, what do.
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Hide in a wrestling mat.

Chem lab supply closet is your only mission.

FIND THE UNICYCLES

Nut on a teachers desk so they have a suprise tomorrow morning

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They don't have chemicals stored here because kids are stupid.
It's still summer you tard.

DO IT

Storage is locked.

>go into girls locker room
>start pulling on the locks (idiots will preset their combo so they only have to pull to open it next time)
>gather up dirty shorts and spare underwear
>masterbate to the smell of sweaty JC pussy
>cum buckets
>spread your cum on the crotch of the panties/shorts
>next gym day watch the girls run knowing they are rubbing your cum between their legs and against their pussies
>cum more buckets

How is this even a question

Lame. Well, scream at the door for me.Fuckin locked up bullshit ass door.

It's still summer, but I did find these.

Do it

I found these on top of the lockers. I think some one wiped their ass with their shirt.

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Or it's mold because it was a warm humid change room.

Should I be offended?
Those were definitely turd nuggets.

Neat.

find the girls locker room and cum on the water fountain.

Is there a pool? Go swimming OP.

The thread would die by the time I even came.
But my thread's already dying, now isn't it? C'est la vie. I'll just drink more jager.
This school can't afford to maintain a pool. But maybe I should check the ceiling.

bump

B'aaww user, you bumped my thread instead of dying. This one's for you.

Cum on them user.

Look for stuff that should be locked But isnt

Also, how did you get in?

nice boy tits

Bumpity bump

Hide messages on notes all around the school

see if they have any high jump mats to dive off the bleachers with

Leave and turn the lights off before you go, as it's the polite thing to do.

streak in the school OP
schools out for the summer. wiggle your willy and post it on facebook...

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This is the most I can do.
I'm a man of many talents.
I bet you'd want to lick and suck on them, wouldn't you, fag.

I've done that before, nothing yet.
If they did, they're locked in storage
There's cameras and I'm not trying to be arrested.

I used to break into my middle school when I was younger. Heres some shit I did, if you want to try them.

>Raid the special ed classrooms for candy
>Check cafeteria for crates of chocolate milk/snacks
>Peruse unlocked offices

and there are none in front of the girls locker room??

Steal some jockstraps, plz

Check if there's any sports equipment you can fuck around with

I'll go ahead and spill the beans and say I work here.
I already rummage through teachers desks for shit like candy. Found a Rubik's cube and solved it for them.
Staff gave us all the chocolate milk and bags of food that was about to go to waste, so there's nothing left.
Don't think I have the keys for the principal's office???
There is, but there are none inside.
I don't even know where to look for them and the boy's locker room smells fucking horrid.
They're locked in storage.

Bring up porn on all the school computers. Jack off in as many classrooms as you can. Jack off in the auditorium. Just leave your nut everywhere. If you can get into the Principal's office, jack off in there and nut all over the desk and seat, but not before installing League of Legends on the computer in there and playing a round or two.

Not to mention, this is your perfect chance to look up some CP. You're in a school so they can't hook that to you personally. Save some on the Principal's computer.

Happy fapping!

I already fap enough here. Besides, there's cameras, and you have to make an account on the WiFi to use the internet. However, I did steal passwords/usernames to a bunch of accounts here, I just don't have then with me. Even then, there's internet filters, but for some reason, they don't block Fortune.

did you cum in/on the girl's shorts?

If they would leave behind some, maybe.

Fuck around with those big ass fans in the pic

Do you have any suggestions.

iiiim pretty sure you're in northeast florida

Try to find the network switches and just start reconnecting the lan cables into random ports.

Set them both so they point straight up and then turn them on and try to get something to jump from one fan to the other, like a ping-pong ball

you're a sick bastard

Nope. But I do live the south-east.
I could do that, servers are locked though. But they're easy to pick locks. What would I achieve doing this?
That's a great idea, it considering the fact that the airflow comes from the back, I don't think there would be much success. We do have this though.

double dubs, it must be done

computers cant connect online, can't print, cant even connect to shared folders, etc. I will take weeks for an IT guy to fix it. They might realize whats wrong till school starts up again in august.

You're never gonna know until you try and post the results. My guess is that it'll work, those fans are usually hinged at the midpoint of the circle from the ground so it would still be able to draw air from beneath it

Actually on closer inspection those arent the type of fan that can pivot up and down like i thought. BUT you can still mount each one on two chairs and you'll be fine. make a basket with a volleyball or something

Can i see your man tits?

Leave

I'd love to create chaos like that, but they'd know it was me, and the IT guy is super
nice. People still come here and work during the summers so it would be noticed in an instant, else I would.
Smart. I will do it after I finish waxxing floors.
I should have clocked out already but you faggots take up too much time.

Here, faggot.

OP, here your mission
>infiltrate sports equipment room
>take all football related things
>helmets
>pads
>whatever
>proceed to nurses office for plenty of medical tape
>also get ladder
>tape football equipment to the ceilings all around the school
>try to make sure they are out of reach
>profit


Taped my buddy's equipment to the locker room ceiling once, he was almost late to practice.

Hey, gotta provide job security for him. Imagine all that overtime pay he will get

I've already said all the equipment is locked up in storage. Else I would do that in the storage room for the lulz.
I'll do a few if I can get it open, but not at all.

Alright then go and tape something else equally stupid to the ceiling. It has to be very specific, textbooks?

School is practically empty.
Attempting now.

If you can't open the front doors, try the side panels or rear, I have some experience with them.

fuck yes... take a video

Don't suppose you have access to the art room or even if there is anything in there?

What the fuck do I launch, and where do post?

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the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

volleyball? book? fuck idk... spit?

as far as upload... idk let me do a google

What the fuck is this and why is it here?

Welp, this is all that happened. Also, phone is about to die; on 3% left and no charger. So I'm out Sup Forums. I will be back though.

see later homie

Love you.

good hanging with you user. also for next time, you can upload video to tinypic apparently

Will do. Next time I post, I'll upload a video as the starting post, just for you. Cya friends.

was a pretty decent thread. hm

>WTF

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