Dubs decides how I break up with my gf
Dubs decides how I break up with my gf
make a video of two action figures breaking up then send it to her
reroll
post her tits here, screenshot it, and send her the image
Write a message in goat blood on the hood of her car saying you're breaking up with her.
just tell her it's over
reroll
also just post her tits anyway, because why not
tell her while she is sucking your cock real good, and then go on saying why.
( just hope she doesnt bite your dick off )
Good luck bro
Propose to her
Tell her she looks like a baby was raped then beaten to death then raped again
Go down on her.
While she's enjoying herself, tell her you want to break up, and immediately chomp on her clit.
take a pic of you cumming to pictures of her mom
Text her that you are giving her up for your folder of traps
Reroll
roll
Reroll
send a pic of some random girl sucking your dick and text her. she is better than you . bye
Rereroll
rolling
You don't even have a girlfriend.
roll.
rolled
Write "we're breaking up" on a piece of paper, video yourself jizzing on said paper and send that to her.
roll?
reroll
Roll
Reroll
reroll, but add a breakup note in the ring box
roll nigger
Say something to her about Andy Sixx creamy logs.
Roll
Text her "donger" and never speak to her again
roll
Every time she tries to talk to you just say "you and me can rule this city spiderman" until she breaks up with you
Rolling
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come out as gay and say dating her was just trying to please an abusive dad who's dick you now want
FUCKING LOL
bread roll
Ey
Winrar
winrar!
LiterAlly eat her ass
Rolling for this instead trips get
Send her some random nudes with text saying "bro look what this chick i met at the bar sent me" then a few seconds later say "shit wrong number"
Video yourself scooting around on your ass like a dog with worms whist shitting, leaving a shit trail. Use the shit trail to spell out FUK U
do it
give her $1000 cash, take a shit in front of her, and tell her you never want to see her again
Shit in her washing machine.
I've taken up bat fellatio. It's like regular fellatio, but with a bat penis in my mouth instead of a regular one. And I have to hang upside down.
Tell her you fell in love with her father.
Dont
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