Okay faggots

Okay faggots.
>Get good life insurance
>Pretend to be happy
>Kill yourself but make it look like an accident

Name one downside (protip: you can't)

You die

Not a downside if you don't want to live anymore

If you do it is. Plus you're dead so what do you actually have to gain. /thread.

A dignified end.
The people you care about get money.
You don't have to stress through life anymore

"a dignified end" nope suicide is one of the most cowardly ways to go not to mention your death will crush your loved ones and cause long term emotional damage. Secondly referring to my original point if you don't want to die it's a shit idea.

Almost as if your opinion is subjective or something

It's wildly considered as the "easy" or "cowardly" way out. Once again it's still a shit idea if you want to live.

Opinion though. Many cultures see it as an honorable thing to do.
All in your own head amigo.
Not saying I disagree with you, but I am just saying that your views aren't the same as op's. Put yourself in Op's shoes and then answer the question.

I am pretty high though so I domt know

the insurance company will investigate your death and dick around your benefactors for awhile. if they have even the slightest idea that they dont have to pay then they wont

I have no idea who OP is and I don't know what his life is like. Makes it difficult to put myself in his shoes. Suicide is only honorable in certain specific instances and you know that.

True. True.
You got me this time you little son of a bitch. Catch you om the flip side, fucker.

what exactly is cowardly about killing yourself? seems like it takes some balls to die willingly

That's why I said make it look like an accident

>suicide is one of the most cowardly ways to go
Suicide would take balls kiddo, you don't know what you're talking about

Yeah im sure chesters 6 kids look at his death honorably.

Suicide is usually cause by depression and other factors but the case is that you're running away from your problems instead of resolving them on your own.

>Put gun in mouth pull trigger
Yeah that's totally bad ass dude you're definitely right.

>b-but the children
They're gonna be rich as fuck they'll get over it faggot

Exactly.
So shut up kid

Most life insurance claims get investigated to hell and unless you have everything perfect to the fucking tee you're done.

what reason do they have to look at it any other way?
aren't the problems resolved by default through suicide?

Summerfags don't understand basic sarcasm. No more replies for you.

Not for anyone else involved such as family it'll just carry on through them.

>ignored your sarcasm
I'm right and you're wrong get over it

>13 month suicide exclusion
>don't have to pretend to be happy
>just have to wait 13months

k

>No more replies for you
>replies
Nyc 1 dood!

I couldn't fathom the possibility that two separate people are posting in this thread.

Inb4 retard can't recognise sarcasm

>two more replies for you
Nice try samefag

cant collect

Just proved that its the same guy. LOL retard

Does quoting a celebrity make me that person, no? Must be same in real life.

K

Get CUCKED

You aren't using that word correctly little dude.