ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start

ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start

>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck

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killing someone elses pet doesn't make you alpha it makes you a faggot

>crying over a dead fucking cat

found the beta faggot already

Error, the test says u are autistic, not an alpha.

Maybe if it hadn't scratched OP, it'd still be alive.
Cats are so ungrateful.

does alpha mean retarded coward now days?

dont know why your proud of that.
>inb4 gtfo faggot

kill your own cat i don't fucking care but someone else's makes you a faggot

The real question is why was he petting a cat if he didn't want to get bit. You take no responsibility for your actions.

only killing an animal stronger than a person is alpha you fucking fag anyone can kill a cat

don't know why you'rea fucking faggot but there it is, deal with it faggot

this
good job delivering a painfull death to an animal 1/50 of your size and weight faggot

>1/50

exaggerating doesn't help your retarded argument

>>flawless victory
>>fucking bitch animal scratches me
Which is it OP?

what argument?
what exageration?

>painfull

being fucking illiterate doesn't help either

if cats are around 15 pounds on average and op is an autistic nigger (at least 550 pounds) it's about 35 times so 50 isn't that much of an exaggeration

Was at a party, Fucked a dudes girlfriend in the bathroom. He was there too. Later on their group of people was leaving, she said she wanted to stay, he got pissed, I told him to get the fuck out and ended up fucking her all night

>was at a party
fake

oh boi
atacking grammar are we?
no wonder you are autistic

imagine being that terrified of a cat nice bait tho

it just demonstrates the relative intelligence levels

Just because you're a fag doesn't mean we all are

... and then one of the newfrienmds decided to highlight OP's text and google it. And then no one ever needed to reply to this shitty pasta thread ever again. The End.

i'm amazed your intelect didn't correct atacking
you sure you want to stand with that answer?

When OP thought he was alpha but everyone is just shitting on him instead!

>intelect

did you mean intellect?

>killed a cat
>totally alpha a fuck

no
and you just got baited again son

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I'm just going to refer you to this post right here that everyoine has scrolled past

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>a post refering to the original post
i'm just shitting on some user idgaf

Chopped jalapeños- washed hands several times but residue still on them. Rubbed my eye and it burned like shit. Wife pissed me off with her stupid nagging bullshit. Made the move and started fingering her clit. She is now sobbing in pain. I am Alpha as fuck.

neither of those refer to the original post

This loser is killing an old, defensless little cat and assuming he is Alpha

worth reading thread 8.69/10

I’m a 37 year old man who would knock you on your fucking ass in a heartbeat if you had the stones to say that to my face.

Seriously, you wouldn’t get out of that conversation with all of your teeth, fuckboy.

how hard is it to infer something if u got autism?
i wonder

Not just nowadays

>be me in early 20's
>live in shithole apt
>working like 75 hrs a week or so
>nigger chain dog three doors away
>it never really stops barking
>ever
>cant take it anymore
>wake up at 3:30 for work instead of 4:30
>walk down the alley and put three rounds in his side
>dip the fuck out

It wasn't a flawless victory, it scratched you.

no story more alpha than this
a casual day in a white women sexlife

not really alpha
you basically mercd a static object
with a gun
still can't blame you cuz those fuckers deserve to die

>Took a big ass shit
>Didn't flush

>Be me at Uni few years back
>Gotta pick topics for class report, limited number of defined topics so some are obviusly shit-tier, other are doable.
>One of these is totally for me, it's an awesome topic I've already covered with a lot of great references to current events
>Teacher says he's gonna draw random names from the list of students with a computer program, and that each will have to pick from the pool of remaining topics
>My name is called first, I choose the topic I wanted
>Alpha
>As
>Fuck..

Lurk moar FAGGOT

edgelord detected

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>Killing an animal that couldn't seriously harm you in any possible way
That's psychoathetic-betafaggot material, m8

please

read the fucking thread before commenting

srsly ppl

4archive.org/board/b/thread/711794182

time to stop posting now

4archive.org/board/b/thread/691768567

this time OP is not only a faggot but an autist as well

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ITT: 29 anons get furious about copypasta, OP laughs his dick off at them all

36 year old here. Shut up dude. You ain't that hard.

Heeeeeeeey that's my nigga. Ahahaha that is legit as fuck

this is a board full of autistic cucks not an essay gtfo

>ITT times when we were alpha
>run inside

See the problem?

why ?
Watches at 0 $?

How new can you be

>inb4 uh..uhm i-i meant b-bait ? H-ha gotchu guise

I've only told them like three times in the fuckingthread but no, they read one copypasta post about a cat then get furious about it

Holy fuck OP, I can't believe this many newcucks have never seen this pasta before. Good shit, you faggot.

Pics or it didn't happen

It's kinda funny because it's not the

>how can you sit at home and laugh ? Your computer is the only light source bla bla bla

Or

>penguinz lazor of d00m

Pasta, this one gets posted all the time. Could it be that people are 5 mins new?

I wouldn't mind but you've only go tto read it to realize it's fucking bait