>be stroking neighbor's cat >fucking bitch animal scratches me >kick the little fucker >run inside >see neighbor later >she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized >thinks a car hit it >lol fatality >flawless victory >alpha >as >fuck
killing someone elses pet doesn't make you alpha it makes you a faggot
Aiden Collins
>crying over a dead fucking cat
found the beta faggot already
Ethan Rodriguez
Error, the test says u are autistic, not an alpha.
Cameron Morris
Maybe if it hadn't scratched OP, it'd still be alive. Cats are so ungrateful.
Blake Jenkins
does alpha mean retarded coward now days?
John Gonzalez
dont know why your proud of that. >inb4 gtfo faggot
Isaiah Turner
kill your own cat i don't fucking care but someone else's makes you a faggot
Joseph Hall
The real question is why was he petting a cat if he didn't want to get bit. You take no responsibility for your actions.
Carson Roberts
only killing an animal stronger than a person is alpha you fucking fag anyone can kill a cat
Ryan Reyes
don't know why you'rea fucking faggot but there it is, deal with it faggot
Leo Anderson
this good job delivering a painfull death to an animal 1/50 of your size and weight faggot
Charles Evans
>1/50
exaggerating doesn't help your retarded argument
Ayden Perry
>>flawless victory >>fucking bitch animal scratches me Which is it OP?
Liam Wilson
what argument? what exageration?
Julian Price
>painfull
being fucking illiterate doesn't help either
Julian Parker
if cats are around 15 pounds on average and op is an autistic nigger (at least 550 pounds) it's about 35 times so 50 isn't that much of an exaggeration
Caleb Sullivan
Was at a party, Fucked a dudes girlfriend in the bathroom. He was there too. Later on their group of people was leaving, she said she wanted to stay, he got pissed, I told him to get the fuck out and ended up fucking her all night
Bentley Kelly
>was at a party fake
Mason Wright
oh boi atacking grammar are we? no wonder you are autistic
David Barnes
imagine being that terrified of a cat nice bait tho
Carson Mitchell
it just demonstrates the relative intelligence levels
Josiah Cox
Just because you're a fag doesn't mean we all are
Austin Murphy
... and then one of the newfrienmds decided to highlight OP's text and google it. And then no one ever needed to reply to this shitty pasta thread ever again. The End.
Nathan Nguyen
i'm amazed your intelect didn't correct atacking you sure you want to stand with that answer?
Nicholas Robinson
When OP thought he was alpha but everyone is just shitting on him instead!
Lincoln Harris
>intelect
did you mean intellect?
Gabriel Harris
>killed a cat >totally alpha a fuck
Carson Wood
no and you just got baited again son
Nathan Harris
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Ethan Thompson
I'm just going to refer you to this post right here that everyoine has scrolled past
Hudson Bennett
...
Michael Price
>a post refering to the original post i'm just shitting on some user idgaf
Chase Cooper
Chopped jalapeños- washed hands several times but residue still on them. Rubbed my eye and it burned like shit. Wife pissed me off with her stupid nagging bullshit. Made the move and started fingering her clit. She is now sobbing in pain. I am Alpha as fuck.
Nathan Collins
neither of those refer to the original post
Ethan Bailey
This loser is killing an old, defensless little cat and assuming he is Alpha
Asher Gray
worth reading thread 8.69/10
Logan Taylor
I’m a 37 year old man who would knock you on your fucking ass in a heartbeat if you had the stones to say that to my face.
Seriously, you wouldn’t get out of that conversation with all of your teeth, fuckboy.
Camden Rogers
how hard is it to infer something if u got autism? i wonder
Eli Davis
Not just nowadays
John Parker
>be me in early 20's >live in shithole apt >working like 75 hrs a week or so >nigger chain dog three doors away >it never really stops barking >ever >cant take it anymore >wake up at 3:30 for work instead of 4:30 >walk down the alley and put three rounds in his side >dip the fuck out
James Sanchez
It wasn't a flawless victory, it scratched you.
Gavin Cook
no story more alpha than this a casual day in a white women sexlife
Christopher Parker
not really alpha you basically mercd a static object with a gun still can't blame you cuz those fuckers deserve to die
Christian Collins
>Took a big ass shit >Didn't flush
Noah Taylor
>Be me at Uni few years back >Gotta pick topics for class report, limited number of defined topics so some are obviusly shit-tier, other are doable. >One of these is totally for me, it's an awesome topic I've already covered with a lot of great references to current events >Teacher says he's gonna draw random names from the list of students with a computer program, and that each will have to pick from the pool of remaining topics >My name is called first, I choose the topic I wanted >Alpha >As >Fuck..
Connor Thomas
Lurk moar FAGGOT
Xavier Morales
edgelord detected
Thomas Parker
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Owen Williams
>Killing an animal that couldn't seriously harm you in any possible way That's psychoathetic-betafaggot material, m8