Have you ever hired a hooker Sup Forums? What was the experience, positive or negative?

Have you ever hired a hooker Sup Forums? What was the experience, positive or negative?

Waste of money

I slept with about 50 hookers, most were good experience. Personal preference is Asian because they don't speak much English so there's less awkwardness, they're more submissive and less bitchy or demanding or assertive, and they cost the least.

For a while I'd spend $100 a week on hookers - steady sex and cheaper than having a gf, and different chicks every time. Had black girls too. Young skinny white girls also, some are older and fatter, it's ok, get a good variety over all.

That was for dry spells between girlfriends.

Married now, so no longer partaking.

any problems with STI etc?

I went to a brothel and fucked a whore. She was good at what she did but it felt like going to a Micky Dees to pick up some food. In and out in under 15 minus £45 and I could have jerked my dick

Got a hooker for myself on Christmas. Lost my cherry to her and no regrets.

>go to shitty strip club that has no cover charge
>no liquor license so have to drink Cooper's Extra Light
>shitty pissweak non-alcoholic beer
>watch the strippers do their thing
>skinny, petite, black Californian hooker sits next to me
>starts talking, I'm not interested
>give her shit and make bad jokes to try and make her go away
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny
>so much for that plan
>eventually convinces me to come upstairs for a blowjob
>pay the money, go upstairs
>she's actually pretty hot and has a nice little pussy
>ask her if niggers really have huge dicks
>she says some of them do
>says she finds working with really huge dicks uncomfortable
>ask her why she has a nice little pussy
>say if nigger dicks are huge, nigger pussy should be big/loose to match
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny again
>is it impossible to offend this nigger?
>let's get on with the job
>she sucks my dick while I finger her pussy
>she's pretty tight, and rocks her hips getting into it
>seems to actually enjoy it at least a bit
>tells me to keep the fingers I've had in her pussy away from face
>hates smelling her own pussy
>cum in her mouth
>she spits in the bin

Yes

>be me, walking home from work
>see hot japanese girl standing on street
>yep, she's working, and I can cum in her mouth
>when she opens her mouth she speaks with thick aussie accent
>sounds like a skank from manly
>she pulls the upsell on me, but I pay up
>let's do some 69 - she has great dick-sucking skills
>she's got a totally smooth, milky white japanese pussy
>total JAV-quality pussy
>finger her like crazy while she sucks my dick
>four fingers in, stretching her out
>silent duck manoeuvre, try to get whole hand in for fisting
>won't go in, dammit - having big hands sucks sometimes
>ah well, still pretty good
>stretching out that japanese pussy while she sucks me
>cum in her mouth, she goes and spits in the bin
>asks if I want to have sex, don't really feel up for it
>she gives me a competent massage and chats
>she's from yawata, but moved to aus with parents when young
>seems disappointed that I'm not fucking her
>enjoy massage for the rest of the time, it's relaxing
>as leaving, she wants to kiss, I try to avoid it
>she still manages to land one on my lips
>so much for hookers not kissing customers

>be me
>frustrating day at work, stayed back late
>a relaxing massage might help
>go to massage shop I haven't tried before
>room is small and smells dodgy
>young, hot massage girl, so it's all good
>say "yes" when she asks if I've been here before
>pretty decent massage
>inevitably gets to "the flip" and she brings up extras
>"can I play with your pussy?"
>"sorry, I'm on my period"
>look disappointed and let down
>"how about I give you a blowjob instead?"
>alright, this is OK
>pay the agreed tip
>she sucks my dick
>feels good, man
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows and giggles
>wags her finger at me in a scolding way while smiling

>be me, in hong kong for business
>take a look around wan chai at night
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>staffed by filipinas on entertainment visas
>go into wildcats and sit down with four girls
>overpriced beer for me
>even more overpriced lady drinks for them
>hear their sob stories
>no money and no work in philippines
>come to hong kong to try and make cash
>supply of bargirls far exceeds demand
>lucky to get one customer in two weeks
>not really making much money
>one hasn't fucked in HK or fucked for money yet
>calls herself a "hong kong virgin"
>got a daughter back in philippines though
>want to take two of them back to hotel
>they talk me up to taking all four
>get substantial bulk discount over individual price
>they change into something less slutty
>taxi back to hotel, take them up to my room
>they're impressed, especially by the view
>(happy valley racecourse just across the road)
>they take selfies in room they can't afford
>I shower, they shower, they see me at full attention
>one of the more experienced ones: "Wow! Is that fake?"
>me: "No, it's real. Why?"
>her: "Because I've never seen an Indian with a huge dick before!"
>fuck you, I want to believe I have a merely average dick
>they all suck my dick, feels good man
>fuck three of them one after the other
>have to change condoms in between
>why do asian girls insist on changing condom?
>would be better if I could freely switch back and forth
>they're OK but not really into it
>what to fuck the "hong kong virgin"
>she doesn't want to
>her friends talk to her in filipino
>they convince her to do it
>fuck her for a while, best pussy of the group
>back to blowjobs
>joke about their dick-sucking skills
>tell one of them that another one sucks better
>she apologises and puts in more effort
>cum in former "hong kong virgin's" mouth
>she swallows
>they dress and leave to go back to their bar

>be me, in HK for business
>frustrating day at office
>drink large amount of beer after work
>walking down lockhart rd on way back to hotel
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>all staffed with filipinas on entertainment visas
>see chubby filipina standing outside crazy horse
>ugly like most filipinas but hitting it might make me feel better
>chat, talk prices, tries to talk me into taking her friend too
>friend is younger, taller, slimmer and prettier
>really not interested in friend though
>convinces me to do the double by promising lesbian show
>negotiate bulk discount over individual price for double
>pay tip for old chinese woman running bar
>walk to dodgy short-term hotel on Lockhard Rd with girls
>on the way the prettier one gives me a bit of background
>I'm her first customer, she's been losing money
>not a virgin, but never fucked for money or in HK
>"hong kong virgin" they call it
>if no customers she'll lose money on her work trip
>typical story, far more supply than demand
>get to short-term hotel, pay fee
>I shower, they shower
>it's clear they have no clue how to do a lesbian show
>so we have to skip out on the whole reason for the double
>both suck my dick, feels pretty good
>fuck the "hong kong virgin", she goes OK
>change condoms to fuck the chubby one
>why Asian girls always insist on changing condoms?
>fuck her right in the pussy
>she's really not into it, not even pretending
>obvious she just wants me to cum and get it over
>beer kicks in, her attitude definitely isn't helping
>start to soften a bit
>pull out and make her suck me hard again
>she clearly doesn't enjoy tasting her pussy on the condom
>go back to fucking her pussy
>start to soften, make her suck it again, back to pussy
>repeat a few times
>get sick of this, pull out, condom off
>jack off over former HK virgin's tits to finish
>clean up and leave
>when leaving, chubby girl asks if I'll give them a tip
>"you didn't deliver promised lesbian show - I'm not giving you a tip!"

It's been years since, I haven't noticed any yet

Yes. Most of them were positive, with a handful of negatives (including a bait-and-switch that worked out okay in the end).

ALWAYS use a condom, DON'T fall for sweet-talking or the hooker.

>be be last night horny,and fucked up, go to local RLD to see whats up
>after 10 mins walk past 7-8/10 skinny woman and we lock eyes/smile. Both know whats up
>Light a smoke, keep walking and she comes my way
>Fuck it, ask if shes working and proceed to get my dick sucked in a car park with lots of windows to offices etc, see a nigger cleaning in there
>Shouldve fucked her ass for 50 looking back. Piper perri type but little more crackwhore
>No regrets

I've paid pro dommes to slap me around, tie me down, sit on my face, grind her cunt down on my head until I had bruises on my nose, fucking my throat with a dildo, forcing me to cum and rub my face in it

Very fun, but way too expensive. Pic related.

Don't listen to him about the condom part. Just get clean women that are hesitant about bareback but do it for extra. I'm married and have fucked 12 prositutes raw and have no STI's

>I'm married and have fucked 12 prositutes raw and have no STI's
What is Russian Roulette?

Wanted to oimo out my GF . She was down but neither of us knew a lot about the way it really worked. So we hired a whore for two hours. We picked her brain for about an hour and fucked the shit out of her for another hour. Wound up pimping out GF on naughty reviews for a shit ton of money over the next three years. Good times. Anything else you want to to know? Pic related

How much money did you earn from that? Also moar

That's the only pic I have left of her .. this was like 8 years ago . And idk about hard sums but ok very that three years it was easily 1-2k per week. She was verified in naughty reviews so price went up. Most of the time it was married men in town for business . One guy spent 600 bucks to eat her pussy for two hours. Her going rate was GFE for 350/hour. And if they were married she would usually let them bareback with out extra charge
Here is a pic of current GF. I will be pimping her out soon. She will be on seeking arrangement. .

How many girls did you pimp out like that ? Any preference when it comes to race of the customer?

Got me a femdom in Vegas once. Ad said no sex of any kind and I was going to abide by that.

Then she 'made' me worship her bare asshole. I'd call that sex in my book.

This will be my third but second only lasted like two months. And I didn't really care about race but I don't think there was ever a black. Only a few Latinos . And more than you would think we're Arab/Persian but most were lonely middle/upper class white guys in town for business and bored. That's the perks of putting in some work with A nice website vs Backpage whoring

Interesting, happening in the US, I presume. What about girl on girl action? Ever happened?

Been with hookers a few times. It's a mixed bag.

The initial excitement of getting to fuck a new woman is great. Once you actually see her and she's ugly (which happens most times) it dies down a bit. Sex is usually ok, it never was bad. My first time with a hooker (which was also my first time having sex, sad I know) was actually pretty amazing.

My biggest problem is that there's always a bitter "aftertaste" so to speak, knowing that I spend 20/30€ that I could have spent somewhere else more enjoyable.

>20 euro
No wonder they're ugly

Yeah u.s. and ffm hpoened quite a few time in private life but I can't think of a couple that used her services and never was there a solo female

When we hired the hooker the first time she was really fucking surprised a couple actually showed up.

You got your dick wet bro forget about it. Also dirty cheap for a hooker, was she brothel or street girl?

Thanks user, good luck whoring your new GF out there.

How about RDL in Amsterdam? Any hotties there and is it worth it?

Went to the mustang ranch the day after I turned 21. But I pussed out and didn't buy a whore. I beat myself up for being a pissy for 3 years for doing that. (Because I was.)

Then I went to TJ 3 years later and bought a Mexican hooker. I was so self conscious about pussing out the first time I announced to her when we got to the room that there was no way in hell I was going to wear that faggy rubber. I don't like how it feels. She wouldn't back down and in the end I pussed out again and wore the rubber.

I am still embarrassed the way I pussed out the first time. But I am SOOOO glad I pussed out the second time.

No . And she hot .. won't need much luck lol but thanks

Np*

I pick up streetwalkers hookers in holbeck Leeds from time to time. Mixed bag really . Yes there's a lot who are on drugs but even then some of these girls can be fun to be around and not too fucked up, but others can be a bit rough or poor attitude. There's also some eastern European girls who work there again some of these girls are pretty good but others have poor attitude.

Any other holbeck stories?

Yeah man, 50 euro gets your hole depending on haggling skills and the girls are hollywood beautiful. Fucked 7 or 8 in my last trip i couldnt resist.

Anal with a plastic bimbo slut
like pic related was out of this world. Do it man.

I've fucked ugly 100 euro hookers, and I've also fucked beautiful 20 euro hooker.

In my town the best hooker in the area costs 30 euro, she's a really beautiful milf that will fuck you like no tomorrow.

On the other hand there's younger girls that charge more, but are pretty much like a doll, meaning they don't do shit. I'm usually lucky and they tend to do shit with me(cause I'm kinda good looking but shy as fuck). but their reviews are always shit.

I fuck for nearly 2 hours at a time

Hookers are lame exercise but ive seen several, most paid for by others

I got one for my birthday years ago meh fucked and whatever

Got another at a bar they had rooms upstairs old west style laid pipe meh

Honestly sex is put up on some pedastal it doesnt belong on, long story short fuck a bitch or two move on nothing of value was lost instead end up knowing your not some "virgin" anymore and stop treating women like trash since you know the difference having fucked for so little gain

I repeat its just exercise and lame especially when so highly reguarded

Sometimes instead i think to myself "I should have gotten a V-8"

Honestly would not fuck a scary bitch like that when its for pay

>drunk with a friend, leaving the bar after closing at 4am on a tuesday morning
>trying to find a walker for a cheap fuck
>none in sight because tuesday
>friend suggests a thai massage, so end up ringing one's doorbell
>door opens, but not by a petite asian
>a gargantuan female nigliath gargles something in french
>drunkenponder.exe
>end up getting blown by the nigliath while friend assfucks her for about 4x the price of a thai hooker
>half an hour, not a single orgasm in the room
>enormous black figure fetches a can of beer for both of us and tells us to leave
>still donning the nigger's drool dripping condom as we stumble out of the door
>get a cab home and masturbate to free porn
>2/5, the beer was good

Not going to greentext all this, but my wife hired an escort as a surprise for me once. She was 24, really cute, perky tits. They undressed each other, made out, fingered. Then they sucked me together.

Paid 80 dollars for a date which just ended with a kiss at the end. Fucking women..Figuring one could just get their rocks of on a prostitute. Garantied results

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Is backpage safe?

I've seen escorts and dommes for years now, I would highly recommend it

Currently going out with a domme. The sex is fucking amazing

Likely not as safe as a massage parlor setup imo...too easy to run sting ops

More for me bro. Always wanted to ass fuck a bimbo like her and now i have. Life is good man

Damn user get tested

I fucked a couple whores in the RLD in Amsterdam, it's the only time I've ever done it and I treated myself to a threesome with two hookers.

It was great! They were fucking amazingly hot, one was petite, slim, small tits, long dark hair. The other was about 5'10, blonde hair, fake tits. Both in stockings and stripper heels looking the part.

I was nervous as fuck as I'd never done it before and just went in as I was a bit drunk. They certainly knew what to do though and gave me the best blow job I've ever had. The sex was good but I was in and out in about 20 minutes. They were hotter and better fucks than my gf!

I've thought about doing it again back home but never actually gone through with it.

Depends how you play it bro. 60 mins of guaranteed fucking beats playing the game a lot of the time. Sometimes you just need a slut to command as a man without the hassle

once, feel guilty after should just fap better

I've fucked a hooker in Hamburg, germany once. A guy I had met there (a travelling redneck lol), got me one. It was a funny experience. The girl really knew what she was doing and had a cool personality. That redneck told me, you don't always get what you expect, but sometimes, you get some pretty mean sex. Nothing compared to sex with feelings tho, just recently discovered what a big difference that makes. That picture is actually the girl and I can post her number if anybody wants.

Wow good choice man. Heard hookers in germany are like amsterdam. True?

Hired escorts on 7 different occasions.
One was even a porn star.
I'm so lonely.

I don't actually know, as I've never been to amsterdam haha, but It's a legal buisness in germany so it's very easy. I heared there are streets in amsterdam, where you can see the girls through the front windows? There was one street in Hamburg, where only 18+ men were allowed. Was the same there.

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