€90m well spent

€90m well spent.
15 goals and now that Napoli fan has to cut his dick off on live television.

Still sucks un Argentina
Literally shit player
He is fuking scum

>thinking anyone cares about your 3rd world country

Spending that much money on a 30 year old is retarded, especially considering that Juventus were going to win anyway

Le first Worl coury xDDD

Based Iggy
Juve needed a poacher to pair up with creative Dybala, and Lewandovski/Suarez were not for sale. Considering Juve barely won the league previous season against strong Napoli who had Higuain breaking a 70 year old goalscoring record, it was an obvious choice. Money wasn't an issue, since they've just scammed Manure for 105 million.
Higuain deal is working out perfectly, needless to say.

>selling le dabbing cancer

>bringing in a proven world class striker for next to nothing since they scammed Manure

How can one club be so based?

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I don't think that many people care about England either.
And with the amount of arabs and africans moving to your country, you'll be 3rd world in no time too, don't worry about it.

>90m for choking Diego Costa

>comparing take on and passes for a poacher
Add Messi to the comparison

>adding pass completion, total duels and other irrelevant stats

>1 million per kilo

Messi isn't #9 though, is he. Take-ons and especially duels are crucial for a complete poacher, otherwise you'd just have an Inzaghi sitting a metre behind defence hoping for a deflection and tap-in. If something should be deleted from the chart, it's the creative categories since all those compared players have either a second striker or a playmaker to cover that.
Anyway, what really sets Higuain apart besides the fantastic duel attribute (fucking 60% nearly) is the conversion rate. He has the second highest goal/match ratio just behind Suarez while taking the second lowest number of shots

>3x the value of gold

Kek, he was actually 92 kg at the start of the season, so it's a value purchase

Napoli almost won last year buying the best player from that team could well be the reason why Juve are 6 points ahead of Napoli atm.

>le world class against palermo man

yuck

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>le choke in finals team signing le choke in finals man

what the fuck were they thinking?

we love you Pipita

i really, really rate him

but why on earth would you spend 90m on a 29yo chubster

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Do you think Napoli would have accepted anything less from their main rivals who just cucked them out of league title few weeks before? Bayern or Barca don't need to sell if they don't want to (Suarez/Lewa), and there isn't a better striker than those three anywhere else.

so can these cucks finally win the CL this year?

>Barca are shit
>Bayern are shit
>Real have never been good

>that picture for Giroud

It's Juventus so no

>those shooting accuracies
>goal scored 2x
>no total score
>7/10 key categories omitted
You dun goof'd, pal. Giroud is an impact sub anyway (594 min played)

kek fatties btfo by handsome sex gods

Can they? Naturally, the player quality is there and as you said, the other favorites aren't in optimal form at all. Will they? Out in semis, realistically. Allegri seems to lack the final touch.

He's better than bargain bin Penaldo english trash like Kane

Not if he scores a shitload of goals.

Ibrahimovic is a much better deal though, since he's a free transfer and overall a much more versatile player than Higuain.

WHY ARE U SO JELLY, LIONEL?

Juve always have a choke in them but so do Bayern and they still won it in 2013 (thanks to refball)

I feel like it's just a matter of luck. If Juve have the luck, they will win it.

>This guy here
Well said, Jurgen

Ibra is shit

Nothing is stopping Leicester senpai

Ibrahimovic is undeniable a good deal (disregarding the wages, his contract is considerably higher than Higuain's) but also 35, Juve can get at least three more 20+ goal seasons from Gonzalo after this one.
>versatile
This wasn't imperative, they already have Dybala and Pjanic for creativity. In terms of clinical finishing, Ibra isn't on the same level. He's the most chance-wasting player in PL at the moment.

>buying the league

manure should take notes

Can't argue with that, we'll see. I'm just worried they won't get past Barcelona, Ancelotti is a CL specialist and Zidane would conjure some lucky meme magic.

Honestly, >mouyes should kiss Zlatan's feet, god knows where Manure would be without him. The winning run they've been on until Liverpool match was 90% Ibrahimovic's work.

He really does miss chance after chance, which is why I'm always surprised when after he scores they go on about great he is

He's been doing it a lot less often recently. It was mainly that one run of 6 league games without a Zlatan goal that really fucked United up.

Now imagine Rooney or Trashford up front, they wouldn't get even those goals Ibrahimovic manages to convert from time to time

It's the exact same with Ronaldo. He plays shit for 45 minutes, scores a goal and is suddenly GOAT.

It's far worse with ronaldo, he intentionally parades around in front of the camera to be the centre of attention and after the match the eleven on the pitch didn't matter because his camwhoring on the sideline is what won the match

except the equally memey Sevilla

>comparing players with such a huge difference in minutes played
lrn2statistics

I wish there was a site that had all competitions

That's what you get for using a french player tbqh

yes, messi is the GOAT. what else is new.

there is no player that compares and this is why you don't compare him to others.

Messi is the highest rated player in the world, not sure what you're attempting to prove here. Except that Suarez playing besides Messi should have easily better stats than Higuain

Not to mention this thread is about strikers (ST, #9, poacher) and Messi doesn't play that position. The possession stat in your chart should be enough to give it away immediately.

Yet this board is full of people who genuinely believe pk7 is better
Really makes you think

Holy fuck I never realized there was this much of a gap between Messi and the best 9s in the world.

Also

>Higuian loses the ball more often

Can you tell me what its like to live in a degenerate shithole?

you are one to know, achmud

Is this the Kim Bodnia thread?

Kek

>jelly
shitty players doing goat in italian league
serie a proving being shit again

>I care about serie dead

A fucken dentist hahahahjajajajajja

STOP

Keep your opinion to yourself you fucking cuck.

>a 35 year old man getting 1890 minutes
the state of Manchester United. Then why the fuck is Carrick out so much, he doesn't even need pace

He was bought to make them better in champions league


the other clubs in serie a are better this season too, more interesting title race

lyl

is there anyone better than marotta operating currently?

he really is an extraordinary player, it loses impact because we're so used to it

That and Sup Forums is full of absolute memeing retards who unironically think donaldo is even fit to shine Messi's boots

But they do have him, so that point is fucking moot.

Cretin.

>being content with this literal bag of junk

I can't even remember how many comments I made when the world cup was on wishing him death

I hope one day he comes back to retire in River, I'd pay just to spit him in the head or whatever my spit can land from the tribuna, or throw him a shoe or a firecracker

This

>content
Delighted, to be frank. You need to understand that people outside of Argentina don't really give a shit about your NT.

Wishing death on a person over a game of Fùtbol, kys senpai

The point is that once Zlatan dies of old age soon enough, what are Manure going to do? Splash 90mil on Greaseman hoping he doesn't flop like Pogba did? Luis Enrique doesn't get any credit for Messi bailing him out constantly, so I don't see why >mouyes should be praised for having Ibrahimovic to bully the likes of Crystal Palace. Tactically it's barely better than the setup that got Chelsea 2 point off the relegation zone, the difference being that squad isn't sick of his shit yet.

and you're using a proxy I'd assume...

>Pirlo for free
>Khedira for free
>Dani Alves for free
>Barzagli for free
>Bonucci for peanuts
>Vidal for peanuts
>selling >pogba for 105 mil after getting him for free
>mfw
The only mistake was letting Vidal go imo

How did you come to that conclusion?

Post the bicycle kick against Sasol

Not sure if it qualifies as a bicycle kick, but it's an exquisite finish nonetheless

i care more about argentina and chilie than about uk

what uk beisdes top gear? arabs, pakis, chinese, grey streets

what's south america? Patagonia.

where is pics from? link pls

>he was actually 92 kg
i dont believe you. any source?
he was a liiiiiitle bit chubby, but 92 looks too much

not really his fault, Vidal wanted to leave for Buyern

How do we fix Serie A?

it's already fixed xdddd

>for next to nothing since they scammed Manure
>If someone is retarded, I can be retarded too