Gayest thing you've ever done v2

Gayest thing you've ever done v2

>had gay sex with a friend
we said no homo tho

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Straight guy here. Sucked cock and got fucked once. Wanted to know what it was like. Not a fag. Felt good tho.

>Straight guy
>Sucked cock and got fucked
>Felt good
>Not a fag

Last night had my gf finger me and eat my ass, we were both curious. We both loved it

Had a boyfriend, anal, oral, loved him though, cuddles were so intense which is gayer than gay sex.

I was locked up at one point. My cell mate ended up fuckin me bc I asked . He busted all over my face and made me Clean up

the cuddles are honestly the best part

Nothing more gay then cuddling and it meaning something

>tfw no esmeralda bf

Sucked a guy's cock two or three times. Swallowed until the last drop.
Forgot to say no homo

>Forgot to say no homo
user...
that means...
youre gay

That's it you're gay as fuck .

Too bad he left me for somebody else and hit me.
I've been single since, gave up on dating....I miss being held for hours so bad.

The pic related is my crush, he's gay too but too cold to date me

Gay discord server??? Who's down ?

Shaved my ass, balls and dick. Put on a thong. Went to chatroulette and fucked myself with a toy while strangers where furiously fapping

it always ends up shit

Story of my Life hun

We can set rules yo

Slapped my mates ass as a joke one night while in a pub.

Started a thread on Sup Forums

Pic related, sorry.

Did you say no homo?

had a dick up my butt...

any suggestions on how to avoid Razer rash/burn after shaving ass?

Let my girlfriend peg me

Sucked my best friend's cock while his wife fucked me in the ass with a strap on. Molly is a hell of a drug.

Sucked dick at gloryhole. First time, went with GF and she sucked me off while I did it. The next few times, I went alone

Met a 50 yr ol guy on Craigslist. I was 25 and curious. He put on classical music as i sucked him off in the living room. He busted a nut. It was ok

>beard
>glasses
>fat
>hairy
shit taste

Truest true that ever trued

Hmmm slow shaving the exfoliating scrub works

wtf
me and my mates do that all the time

nigga u gay

Faggot

Mmm already shaved tho

Exfoliate it thoooo

I know, but nothing I can do.
I'm a sissy femboy and I am into bigger, stronger guys, not twinks like me.

Mmm already shaved thoAlright Thabks for the tip... girlfriends gonna peg me tomorrow getting ready

Use hair comditioner when shaving, better than shaving cream.

Dubs confirm

Wouldn't have thought about that actually..

scraped my fathers cum rag and ground up all the dry cum crystals and mixed them in a 8 ball of coke and shared it with 15 people over 2 days

>not being a twink who fucks twinks
S H I T T A S T E

Bruh I do the same shit

>be me
>19
>friend comes over for a few drinks
>get a bit buzzed
>decide to watch efukt
>having a laugh at first
>start getting kinda horny watching porn next to someone
>start talking about betterfap
>offer to show my betterfap account
>he says i've got some good shit
>start commenting on the porn
>falls a bit silent
>trying to conceal boner
>cock starts aching bad as we're just sitting and looking at porn
>i'm kind of squeezing it in my pants to get some relief
>he's the same
>he says "did you just wanna get them out"
>i say yes
>pull cock out of pants next to my best friend
>he does the same
>feeling of relief is incredible to let it out
>he immediately reaches over and grabs mine
>i reach over and grab his
>start jacking slowly as we're watching the screen
>he says "I kinda wanna suck you off"
>agree
>he's not very good
>he sits up
>immediately get down in front of him
>take his cock into my mouth
>suck softly, twirling my tongue around his cock
>start running my tongue down his shaft
>slowly squeezing and pulling his cock
>licking his balls
>move back up shaft with my tongue
>flicking the underside of his cock with the tip of my tongue
>take it into my mouth again
>start jerking the bottom of his shaft with my mouth bobbing up and down
>he pulls his shirt up as if he's about to cum
>i think fuckit.jpeg i'm already down here
>swallow everything
>so horny i just finish myself off next to him
>we make some smalltalk after
>watch more efukt
>he went home

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STORYZ

>FOUND A BAT
>BIG BAT
>BAT WAS PANTING AND LOOKED SHY
>BAT WAS RUBBING WING ON CROTCH
>BAT GOT AROUSED
>FOUND MOTHERS 18INCH BLACK RAMBONE VIBRATOR
>BAT LOOKED VERY READY
>SET TO VIBRATE ON 10
>BAT CLOSES EYES SLOWLY
>PUT RAMBONE ON BAT PENIS
>BAT WAS MAKING CLICKING NOISES
>MAT MOANING
>THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A MOIST SPOT


DID BAT CUM?

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I was drunk and i fucked a girl. That shit was gay af

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Straight guy. Sucked and got fucked a while ago. Not a cuck fag but wasn't that bad

chicks are for fags

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Jerked off a guy, he sucked my dick afterwards

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> straight
> sucked and fucked
> felt good

No, you're not straight, you're bi. What's your fucking problem with that fact?

Too true. Girls with feminine penis FTW

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lol....i once hugged my dad when my grandmother died 20 years ago

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once i carried the bags of the grocery shop in two travels

How the fuck can you do oral with a guy?

Mods. mods. mods

Fucked some guys wife. He ate the pie after he cleaned me off.

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That doesn't mean you are gay. It just means you are not a man.

did you really ask how someone can gibe someone else head?

This is possibly the gayest thing ever.

Sucked cock and been sucked a few times while having MMF sessions with my wife, it's fun but I still prefer fucking her.

I had a boys winkle in my poo hole, is that gay?

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sucked my friend's cock in a mcdonald's slide when we were 8 and he did the same
i remember his foreskin not pulling back that much
no cum tho

I swallowed my friend's cum after I bj him because I wanted know what cum tastes like

Then I realized I could've done the same tasting my own semen

We're no longer friends

>chilling with my friend
>I'm kinda tired
>he's playing temple run
>I don't even realize I'm leaning on his shoulder
>friend acts uncomfortable
Umm....user...
Me:wha- OH SHIT MY BAD!
>we both laugh it off

how does this dudes dick look uncut and cut at the same time?

his head is so keratinized, but hes got the foreskin to cover it.

I got drunk and made out with a dude and a chick at the same time is that gay ?

Dude that is the gayest thing in this entire thread
I thin it might just be the gayest thing you can do in general
Ur gay

source?

>not green posting story
When I was like 17, I had a friend that was always super competitive with me specifically, we skated together often. He would always show-out and try to look cool, and beat me at everything. Anyway, one day he kept talking about how my girlfriend at the time should fuck him, because he had a big dick, and went on about how he would make her cum. I finally had enough of his bullshit, and called him out. Long story short, we both whipped out our dicks to compare, and to both our surprise, I had him by a good couple inches. I didn't realize I had a big dick until that day, girls had told me, but I thought they were just being nice. I am a little over 8 inches long erect, and really girthy, but back then I didn't know shit about what was big and small. He stood there and was like holy shit your hung, then he asked me if he could touch it, lol! I was like wtf, why? Next thing I know he is giving me a handjob. True story, dude ate my load. We are no longer friends, and haven't been in years. That's my only fag experience.

>2.5 years ago
>Get curious about dick
>Find guy on craigslist to come to my place
>Pretty big, at least 8 inches
>Blow him for about 20 minutes
>Swallow
>Enjoyed myself
>A year passes
>Get the urge again
>Find another dude, go to his place this time
>Smaller, but still decent
>Blow him for half an hour, he blows me a little
>Take facial, he jerks me to completion
>Enjoyed myself again
>Be now
>The urge is coming back

I've been like that.

Probs had a craigslist/grindr hookup once a year or so.

I personally wouldn't call it gay. Now if you had dreams and fantasies about kissing only that dude and getting his phone number and shit I'd call that gay. You can't be held responsible for sexual decisions you make while under the influence. Do you know how many trannies trick drunk guys?

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"You can't be held responsible for sexual decisions you make while under the influence"

yeah guess i can just get drunk and rape a bunch of people right