Why are normies so obsessed over beaches? Or is it just because i live in landlocked country...

Why are normies so obsessed over beaches? Or is it just because i live in landlocked country, so it feels so exotic to us?

I honestly hate beaches

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I live literally 10 minutes walk from the beach. Last summer I didn't even go once.

bitches love beaches

meet my GF there, great place for socializing, maybe that's why you don't like it.

Beaches are fun; you meet bitches there. You can show off the big muscles that /fit/ helped you build, and get drunk in the sun.

>tfw australian and hate the water

>great place for socializing
h-how?

Do you suffer in Spain?

Great bars, pubs and restaurants are always near the beach.

>live between gold coats and sunshine coast
>always called best beaches in the world
>literally went once last year
>beach was closed so i went to a river mouth beach instead

Here in Australia, something like 90% of the population is within a 45 minute drive from the beach, and yet it's still massively loved. It's not because it's an exotic thing

The only people I've met who don't like the beach are mentally ill, physically handicapped, ugly or fat (see: physically handicapped, and, ugly)

>go to beach with friends
>swim in water
>go home
Where do you meet the girls in there? You can start conversation with them there, sure, but the same way you can start talking to some girls on public transport

Please don't tell me you live in Logan

If you live with no sight of a beach in a big radius then beaches are pretty fucking amazing to one
I traveled near Barcelona for the last years every summer with my parents, because their are obsessed with the nigger-grave-sea
I stopped going with them because they spend an entire day at the beached doing nothing but swim, eat tuna, reading and sitting in the sun
It gets me bored really fast

I do in summer. It's so fucking hot that it's unbearable, it makes me rage internally desu.

t. normie

Tell us more about Alice Springs.

>¡Hola!! ¿No me reconoces? Soy un posteador bien considerable de "Sup Forums." Si, de veras, no es trola...

When i was a child, I used to go to the beach every year with my parents. It was pretty boring, desu.
Nowadays, in the summer i just go to my local lake, swim to the other side and back a few times. It's a nice workout. But besides that, i'd still find it boring.

Forgot to say I love the sea though, I know it sounds contradictory but what I hate is roasting myself in the sun at 35 degrees, get myself covered in sun and shit.

But I love walking by the sea in winter, for instance.

beach is relaxing tqbh

Where?

there is this huge Avenue in here that has a shitload of universities, that avenue ends in the beach, it's easy to see young people going for the beach at lunch time, get naked and study on the sand for a couple of hours before returning.

>see same hot girls everyday
>say: Hi... you here again...
>invite her for a ice cold beer or icecream
>join people playing football or footvolley

come on, it's easy, if she steps back you move to the next one.

I live a 10 minute walk from a nice beach down by the lake.
I prefer going around and skip the sand. Rocky beaches are better. Sand is torture.
>pic related, you can even see the lake from my home

>It's hot
>lots of abos
>railway to Darwin stops there

the only interesting thing is that's it's near a major Jewish American spying centre known as Pine Gap

Daily reminder this board is for normalfags

Where my parents took me? Ostsee.
Where I live now? Sachsen

In Denmark you're never more than 50km away from a beach

>"¿Te gustan las banderas? En mi tiempo libre suelo postear en un foro de anime, intercambiando opiniones con gente de todo el mundo. ¿Te vienes a mi casa y te lo enseño?"

How did I not see that until now? 95% chance of getting laid.

Wow i feel bad for you :^(

Redlands

>>invite her for a ice cold beer or icecream
Where's your dignity, mate?

>nigger-grave sea

>browsing Sup Forums this early on a sunday
Wheres yours?

i love the beach where i can show off my great body and score honeys. i've started going to the beach like a week ago. it's a five minute walk from my college which is on the coast.

I need to get to work in 2 hours, mein freund.

>Spain
>work

>"¿Os he mencionado que la única bandera que me falta es Micronesia? Jollines tía, ¡qué si es escabulliza la muy gilipollas!"

You hate beachs because you are a lardass with a disgusting body

do the muzzies try to ban women showing skin at the beach?

girls in burkini really aren't that sexy Ahmed.

>wheredidtheassgo.jpg

Oh my
Thats very völkisch from you, keep it up!

>Where's your dignity, mate?

in muh pants, fucked my GF yesterday thanks to this move, and you?

Believe it or not I live with my gf.

Didn't fuck her yesterday though, probably tonight or tomorrow.

If you're not a normie then get the fuck out of my country
Im sick of the limp wristed asians and beta indians

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it's because of romanian qts

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Beaches are nice when they are empty.

so you can dig huge holes?

yeah, orthodox (me)

No longnoses?

beat me to it

most of them moved to Israel
there's like 20 or something left

>live far away from beach
>too poor to travel anywhere

My life is suffering

Going to the beach is all about relaxing. I can't relax. That is why I dislike it.

>going to the beach
>sweden

with a fur?

How are they being treaded?

But Im not. I like citywondering tourism. Prague is great for that, its one of my favourite cities.

pretty normal.
we even have a synagogue here that was restored after the civil war.

>I like citywondering tourism.

Typical of russians Shows their asian genes. Russians, Japs and all asians never go to the beach.

how long till Mohammed makes it explode?

we're not in europe so it's not very likely to happen

Beach is just a place to swim outdoors. And like all places to swim, it's nice because you can strip down to barely anything and feel the elements against your skin. Water, sun, wind. You also get to show off your body and check out girls.

With that said, I don't think it's worth traveling just to go to a beach. There has to be other stuff too. If you just wanna swim it's way easier to just go to a local lake or something.

Giovanni pls, I have beach nearby in my city I visited alot and I was at beach hotel at Capo Taormina on Sicilia. Its good, just not my favourite method of recreation.

I live near the ocean and a bunch of gigantic beaches, but usually go to this "beach" instead because the water is warmer. You can also fish from the pier without a boat.

One room and a leather couch is enough for socializing. Only plebs fuck in sand.

>I have beach nearby in my city
t.crimean

t. zhang

good post

makes me fucking livid whenever I see a neet loser weeb with an australian flag on this board

>t.zhang
pic related
good post

Nope=) Its not sea.I have river here, 3 km wide in narrowest place, 12 km wide at my dacha. Plus up to 40C in august, so its great for sunbathing

Russia has large river beaches. It's surprisingly hot in the summer, and the rivers are gigantic.

Where at? Is it the Volga?

That reminds me how when I lived in central Ohio there were no lakes or beaches so they dammed a tiny creek to make a reservoir then built an artificial beach along the side of it, right in view of the damn. It was ugly as fuck. I imagine yours is much better.

it is novel to witness the vast expanse that hasn't been paved over by human beings, something we forget about in my landlocked state although there are "beaches" on lake michigan

>It's surprisingly hot in the summer
It's not surprising at all, fatty. That's just how continental climate works. Stop watching propaganda movies that portray Russia as an evil frozen wasteland.

>river beaches

Not everyone is fortunate enough to live in Italy...

I lived in Omsk, Horst. Most foreigners are surprised at the heat and humidity in the summer.

why do they have a pool there? Are river waters toxic?

These are feelings you and me can't understand, Karel. It's like a meeting place, similar to a pub in our countries (except warmer and not as full with drunk men eating roasted pork).

> Most foreigners are surprised at the heat and humidity in the summer.
Then most foreigners are idiots.

What do you fags do in the beach? I hate it, the sun burns like a motherfucker, tourists are fucking pigs polluting the coast and sea, everything is more expensive because its in the beach, fucking sand everywhere, its loud as fuck and sometimes windy too

Id rather stay at home tbqh, dont tell me you go to socialise, thats what clubs and bars are for

Slightly, but lots of resorts have swimming pools, even if they are next to the water. Pools are heated and have other features that you can't provide in a river - like food/drink service.

if you don't live near a major body of water then you really should end your fucking life Tbh

swim surf and hit on qt tourists

Swim. Tan. Toss a ball.

Standing in the surf and throwing foam balls that bounce on the surface of the water is so fun.

>be in Seville on holiday years ago when it was 40C

beach cricket, surf, body board, kite surf et etc etc

>the sun burns like a motherfucker
use sunscreen you dumb fuck
>sometimes windy too
this is a good thing
t. live in one of the windiest cities in the world

Yep, Volga. I live in Saratov.
We have municipal beaches and a lot of wild beaches on islands. Many people here have boats and travel there in summer.

I remember a 46 C day here, probably a decade back

pushing into the 40s is fairly standard for January and February here

poorfags withour air conditioning systems

I never go to the beaches simply because I'm too shy and would feel uncomfortable being among a crowd of naked people.

I love beaches, just sitting in the sand in nice hot weather, reading a book and smoking a jay, or sipping a beer.
Most of our coast is rocky and unwelcoming, where there are actual beaches it's too cold to enjoy it.
Global warming when? Tired of this cold place 2bh f.am

It was 45C in Egypt for a week but the humidity was 0% and you could swim in the sea so it was fine but anywhere near 40C in Europe is too fucking hot.
t.African refugee

>tfw no beaches in my town at all and the nearest good one is hundreds kilometers away from here

>english
>nearly fucking die every time the temperature went past 30 C
>move to Australia
>perfectly fine with anything below 42 C

>crowd of naked people
But they are in swimwear.
You have to go to nudist beach to view naked people.

you have to go back

t. zhang

Im sorry for you...

>swim
Fucking disgusting m8

Enjoy cancerous salty water infested with animal/human shit (ive seen chinks shit on the beach) and used amerishart condoms